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A Random idea that occurred between myself and another Admin on our HP FaceBook Page:The 7 HP Books Are My 7 Horcruxes, without them I wouldn't have a Life.
I, SailorSilvanesti [Admin: Phoenix Fire 3] & the ever-awesome, iloveyou-DracoMalfoy [Admin: Mrs Malfoy] were bored and thought, WTHogwarts, why not make a Harry Potter version of the South Park Song, The F Word? Here it is!
Here it is!
~*The F Word*~ HP Style…
Professor: Okay children, today we're going to start off with a few new Math problems...what is 5 x 2?
Come on children, don't be shy!
Harry: I think I know the Answer Professor!
Harry: Shut up, Fat Boy!
Draco: Hey! Don't Call Me Fat you Firebolting Mudblood!
Professor: Draco, did you just say the F word?
Harry: No, he's talking about Firebolt. You can't say Firebolt in school you Firebolting fat-Auror!
Draco: Why the Firebolt NOT?
Ron: Dude! You just said Firebolt again!
Neville: *muffled* Fooo...
Draco: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anyone!
Professor: How would you like to go see the School councillor?
Draco: How would you like to suck my Bludgers?
Professor: What did you say?
Draco: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, what I said was...HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BLUDGERS... Professor Phoenix Fire?
Harry: ...Holy Snitch Dude...
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