Bill (Left 4 Dead)
Cobra Commander (G.I. Joe)
Knuckles the Echidna (Sonic the Hedgehog)
"Hello welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy I am your host Alex Trebek. When we last left we have Knuckles who is in last place with an amazing -$500,000 the lowest score in the history of the game… BUZZ! "The answer is 5" shouted Knuckles "Knuckles we are not playing yet" BUZZ! "The answer is Al Gore" shouted Knuckles Alex Trebek sighed and looked down in shame than looked back up to continue hosting "we have Cobra Commander in 2nd with a score of -$4,200." "If I don't win I swear to God I'm going to scramble the Viper's and bomb the s**t out of your house Trebek!" Screamed The Cobra Commander in his raspy voice "Noted and in 1st place we have Bill with a score $1." "That's how much your mom charges for a blowjob" Shouted Bill "Moving on it is now time for double Jeopardy here are the categories for double Jeopardy."
Colors that end in ellow
The number 5
Note all the answers in this category is the number 5
Current U.S Presidents
Reasons why the Cobra Commander is the greatest man who ever lived… "Wait this is not a category!" "It better be or else I'll bomb you mothers house!" screamed Cobra Commander "Do you mind waiting till tomorrow to bomb her house because I intend to go over there after the show and sex her brains out!" stated Bill BUZZ! "Cobra Commander is the greatest man who ever lived because he has a cool Mask" Shouted Knuckles
The real last category
First Grade Math
Bill since you're in the lead you'll start
"I'll take Famous Tit's for $400"
"You mean Famous Titles"
"Damn" Bill said
The title of this movie has 2 words in it and starts with Iron and end with Man
BUZZ! "Batman!" Shouted Knuckles
"NO and please answer in the form of a question"
BUZZ! "Who is Batman!" Said Cobra Commander
"No that was already guessed!" shouted Trebek
BUZZ!"Iron Legs." Said Bill
"No the answer is Iron Man!"
"If I'm correct that's your mother's nickname." Said Bill
"I don't know what that means."
"It means that during sex your mother…"
"Please do not finish that sentence"
"Your Mom's a whore" said Bill
"I'm going to ignore you" Said Trebek
"Knuckles you have control of the board"
Knuckles staring blankly at a stage light
"It's your turn"
"Oh umm ahhhhhh ummmmm ahhhhh "
BUZZ! "The answer is World War 2" shouted Knuckles
"*Sigh* How about I pick a category for you The number 5 for $200"
"Just buzz in and say 5 that's all you have to say 5"
BUZZ! "SIX!" Shouted Knuckles
"No how could you possibly get that wrong"
"I don't know it's so confusing" Cried Knuckles
The contestants just stood there silently
"All you have to do is say 5"
Out of time buzzer buzzed
"I have lost faith in humanity." Trebek said to himself
"Cobra Commander it's your turn."
"I'll play Tit's for $1,000"
"Famous Titles and it's an audio Jeopardy Guess what show this theme song came from"
They fight for freedom whenever there's trouble G.I. Joe is there
G.I. Joe a real American hero G.I. Joe is there
"You're from this T.V. Show How can you not know the answer."
"I suggest you watch your tone of voice Trebek!" Cobra Commander hissed
"Ok moving on…" Trebek started saying before being interrupted by the Cobra Commander
"I've been shoot in the head ten times and I'm still standing! If you want a F**king war I will give A F**KING WAR!" shouted Cobra Commander
"Let's Just skip to the Final Jeopardy."
"And the question is to just write down where you are"
The Jeopardy theme begins playing
"You just have to write were you are"
"It can be California, L.A., you can write Earth for all I care."
The Jeopardy theme ends
"All right times up let's see what you got."
"Knuckles you wrote a bunch of squiggly lines."
"I'm sorry that is wrong and you wagered even more squiggly lines."
"I don't know how to read or write." said Knuckles
"Good for you."
"Cobra Commander you wrote Cobramerica."
"That's what I intend to rename this country once I conquer it!" said Cobra Commander
"I'm sorry that's wrong and you wagered."
"Complete and total domination of the World."
"I will not be denied my destiny!" shouted Cobra Commander
"Right and last Bill you wrote Inside"
"Wait that's right I'm getting word from the judges that a correct response. Are you recording this he's right and you wagered Inside Trebek's Mom."
"Which is were I'm going to be after this show if you know what I mean HA HA HA" mocked Bill
"Well thankfully this is the end of our show I have been your host Alex Trebek. Now I'm going home to put a noose around my neck."