Me: SEASON 2 PREMIERE! HEELLLL YESSSSSSSS! Fangirl heaven, man….OH GOD SO HAPPY!

Littlefinger and Varys: *stare at me*

Me: *sees them and passes out* *regains consciousness* This is like a great dream…

Varys: My little birds tell me she owns nothing…mwahaha.


Jorah: This is supposed to be even more random than the last one…is that even possible?

Cersei: When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die.

Melisandre: *making her first appearance, yay* The night is dark and full of terrors!

Varys: It's a trick; a shadow on the wall.

Dany: FIRE AND BLOOOOOOOOD!

Jorah: WAIT EVERYONE! Shut up! I get the point! Creepy red-haired woman…

Sansa: ME? I'm not creepy!

Jorah: You also don't have red hair anymore.

Sansa: Oh, right…hah…knew that.

Littlefinger: I'll always make sure your hair's the right color, sweetling.

Sansa: o_O

Varys: That might have been creepier than what I said…nicely done.

Tyrion: CHEEKBONES!

Jaime: STUFF THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOKS!

Jon: What the actual fu-

Jorah: NO CURSING! Bad Snow. Bad Snow.

Eddard: And everyone thought I was crazy…

Joffrey: You want to slap me, don't you? Ah, but you can't. FOR I AM SKIRT-WEASEL MAN AND I KILL ALL WHO SLAP ME!

Cersei: Psshht, Draco Malfoy, settle down now.

Draco Malfoy: I have never been so insulted in my life.

Joffrey: SKIRT WEASEL MAN SMASH! *attempts to break board* *breaks hand* Mummy! I'm DYING!

Robb: Oh, suck it up. You get used to it.

Dany: DragonsdragonsDRAGONS!

Jorah: *now it really is killing him* Oh, God. What is happening? We were actually functional for a while, but now…

Renly: MY CLOTHES PWN ALL!

Littlefinger: I beg to differ.

Asha: Being the most epic of anyone in this room-

Tyrion and Arya: HEY!

Asha: -I shall stop this madness.

Jorah: *worships Asha as a god* How? Show me the path to enlightenment!

Asha: R'hollor will show us the way!

Jorah: Oh, come on.

Melisandre: THE NIGHT IS DARK AND FULL OF TERRORS!

Robb: THE NORTH REMEMBERS!

Eddard: WINTER IS COMING!

Joffrey: SKIRT-WEASEL MAN SMASH!


A/N: Alright, that sucked harder than a hole in NASA space station, but…please review!