Me: SEASON 2 PREMIERE! HEELLLL YESSSSSSSS! Fangirl heaven, man….OH GOD SO HAPPY!
Littlefinger and Varys: *stare at me*
Me: *sees them and passes out* *regains consciousness* This is like a great dream…
Varys: My little birds tell me she owns nothing…mwahaha.
Jorah: This is supposed to be even more random than the last one…is that even possible?
Cersei: When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die.
Melisandre: *making her first appearance, yay* The night is dark and full of terrors!
Varys: It's a trick; a shadow on the wall.
Dany: FIRE AND BLOOOOOOOOD!
Jorah: WAIT EVERYONE! Shut up! I get the point! Creepy red-haired woman…
Sansa: ME? I'm not creepy!
Jorah: You also don't have red hair anymore.
Sansa: Oh, right…hah…knew that.
Littlefinger: I'll always make sure your hair's the right color, sweetling.
Varys: That might have been creepier than what I said…nicely done.
Jaime: STUFF THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOKS!
Jon: What the actual fu-
Jorah: NO CURSING! Bad Snow. Bad Snow.
Eddard: And everyone thought I was crazy…
Joffrey: You want to slap me, don't you? Ah, but you can't. FOR I AM SKIRT-WEASEL MAN AND I KILL ALL WHO SLAP ME!
Cersei: Psshht, Draco Malfoy, settle down now.
Draco Malfoy: I have never been so insulted in my life.
Joffrey: SKIRT WEASEL MAN SMASH! *attempts to break board* *breaks hand* Mummy! I'm DYING!
Robb: Oh, suck it up. You get used to it.
Jorah: *now it really is killing him* Oh, God. What is happening? We were actually functional for a while, but now…
Renly: MY CLOTHES PWN ALL!
Littlefinger: I beg to differ.
Asha: Being the most epic of anyone in this room-
Tyrion and Arya: HEY!
Asha: -I shall stop this madness.
Jorah: *worships Asha as a god* How? Show me the path to enlightenment!
Asha: R'hollor will show us the way!
Jorah: Oh, come on.
Melisandre: THE NIGHT IS DARK AND FULL OF TERRORS!
Robb: THE NORTH REMEMBERS!
Eddard: WINTER IS COMING!
Joffrey: SKIRT-WEASEL MAN SMASH!
A/N: Alright, that sucked harder than a hole in NASA space station, but…please review!