Characters: Lots of them.
Setting: Has no connection to the Anime at all. I'm just making crap up as I go.
Rating: "T" for language.
Pairing(s): FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF!
Disclaimer: I own NOTHING.
A/N: This is terribly written, I'm warning you now. There is no point to this, other then to be weird. I watched Yu-Gi-Oh: The Movie and it had me laughing all over the place. 4Kids hilariously massacred it. I'm serious. I never noticed when I was younger but IT HAS REALLY LAME LINES.
My favorite character is Seto Kaiba, because he's sexy.
THIS FANFICTION HAS NO POINT. I'M TELLING YOU NOW.
One day, Yugi Moto was at school because that's what all students are supposed to do. Suddenly, the Blue-Eyes White Jet landed on the campus grounds, and of course all the teachers apparently have no problem letting every student run outside to see what the hell was going on. Low and behold, it was Seto Kaiba, and of course he was looking for Yugi, since apparently all he does is obsess over how to beat the teenager at a card game. He was looking all sexy and junk, with his kick-ass white jacket and armbands and all that other stuff he wears. On a side note, he is probably one of the only main characters with normal hair. Except maybe Tea. But, no one really likes her anyway.
"Yugi!" He cried out, pointing dramatically at the younger boy who, being so short, had to push through the crowd to the very front to see. "Get in my Jet, which as a teenager with billions of dollars I apparently know how to fly!"
"Okay, what could possibly go wrong?" Yugi said brightly, skipping onto the Jet.
Seto laughed evilly, like he usually did, and followed the boy. The Jet took off, leaving Tristen, Joey, and Tea behind like usual.
"So, Kaiba." Yugi said conversationally, smiling at the always-scowling boy. "Why did come pick me up?"
"Because we're going have se- I mean… you're going to duel me, Yugi!" Seto said darkly, effortlessly flying the jet. "Yes, you're going to duel me and I'm going to win!"
"You say that every ti-"
"Shut up!" Seto snapped defensively, landing the jet. "Now come with me to the Kaiba Dome so we can D-D-D-Duel!"
"Yu-gi-oh!" Yugi cried out, transforming into the Pharaoh.
"What did you just do?" Seto asked, wide eyed.
"I..uhh…HIT PUBERTY!" Pharaoh said in his really deep voice, side glancing.
"Just shut up and duel me, Kaiba."
"I win again, Kaiba!" The Pharaoh announced triumphantly as Seto's Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon shatter dramatically into a thousand pieces, but not really. Because it's a card game.
"Nooooooo!" He cried out, falling to his knee's. "How could I possibly lose?" Obviously not taking in consideration that he had lost to the same guy about fifteen hundred times before.
"You don't believe in the Heart of the Cards!" Pharaoh said accusingly, pointing a finger at the groveling man.
"You're so right, but I don't care because I'm sexy. So sexy that I have no friends! Because they're jealous of my sexiness!" Seto laughed, then started sobbing. "Forever alone!" He ran out of his trashed Kaiba Dome that thankfully Yugi didn't have to pay for. Ever.
"Omigod! Yugi! What happened?" The three side charact- Err, I mean Yugi's friends asked him, surrounding the boy.
"Kaiba made me duel him, then I followed him to his mansion and we had se-"
"You beat him again?" Joey interrupted, dumbstruck.
"Ah well, I'm not going to ask anything else because I know you won! King of Games!" Joey announced, and walked away, with Tristen following him because they have a bromance going on, it's obvious.
Tea watched them go, then turned to look at Yugi, obviously concerned. "Are you o-"
"Shut up Tea, GAWD YOU'RE SO ANNOYING!"
-THE END, FOR NOW… -
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