My Immortal

By Tara Gilesbie (2006) – user ID 999831
respelled by Antaprate (2010-2011) – user ID 2576843

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Antaprate here. If you are only watching me for my slayings, surprise! I do other things as well. This is one of them, which I began eight months ago.

I DO NOT OWN THIS FIC. Or Harry Potter. This is "My Immortal" by "Tara Gilesbie" (aka XXXbloodyrists666XXX), which means I did not write it. If you do not know how completely infamous it is, either search "my immortal parody" on this site, or look it up on TVtropes: http:/tvtropes(dot)org/pmwiki/pmwiki(dot)php/FanFic/MyImmortal

Somebody else started doing this, but never finished, so here am I to redo it. This is for the people who wish to enjoy the preposterousness of the storyline, without being distracted by the awful writing skills.

What I did was fix every spelling mistake or word that was meant (e.g. massage being respelled as message), except in the original ANs. Those I left alone (including the in-story ones) for the epic lulz, but added a translation. The translations are in italics. I also left some of the more amusing malapropisms alone. After all, what would this be without Lupin "masticating," or Ebony wanting to kill herself with a "steak," or Voldemort using Ye Olde Butchered Englishe? I left most grammar and punctuation and capitalization alone as well.

Apologies, but Ebony's name is always respelled as Ebony. The AN in which Tara says "Ebony's name is ENOBY not mary sue!" is still intact, however. XD

Tara uses no italics, so all the ones you see in the story are comments from me. Remember that. I also replaced the C in every F-bomb with an N, for various reasons.

Sinister, Trevolry, and Navel are respelled that way. The rest are respelled as normal.

Each chapter is separated by a line break. Every time you see "XXX," it is an abbreviation for about twenty or more X's. I wish you many lulz.

I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INJURIES TO YOUR BRAIN CAUSED BY READING THIS.

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Chapter 1.

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

AN: Special thanks (get it, cause I'm gothic) to my girlfriend (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 for helping me with the story and spelling. You rock! Justin you're the love of my depressing life you rock too! MCR ROCKS!

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Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here! AN: if you don't know who she is get the hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major funking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!

"What's up Draco?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

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AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!

AN: Is it good? Please tell me thanks!