I'm writing my first non-Klaine Glee fic and my first Facebook fic at the same time. Go me! /slight sarcasm :P
Though, now I think about it, there is still implied Klaine :/
I don't own Glee, blah blah blah; and I don't own Facebook either, strangely enough.
This is set in the summer before season three, and you can assume that everyone eventually found out about Sam and Mercedes. I heard that she turns up with a new boyfriend, and my mind immediately thought "Wes!", because I love the idea of those two being in cahoots, trying to get Kurt and Blaine together, and then it blossoming into something more :)
Mercedes Jones went from being in a relationship to single
Kurt Hummel: 'Cedes, what happened?
Finn Hudson: Did he hurt you? Do we need to beat him up?
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Tina Cohen-Chang: Mercedes, are you OK?
Quinn Fabray: I'm really sorry Mercedes.
Mercedes Jones: Guys, it's OK! We broke up because Sam moved back to Tennessee to live with his nanna and we didn't want to do the long distance thing.
Santana Lopez: Well that's boring.
Kurt Hummel: Shut up, Satan. You sure you're OK Mercedes?
Mercedes Jones: Yes, I'm fine, white boy. We're still friends and everything. So the rest of you, leave him alone.
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Mercedes Jones - Sam Evans
Mercedes Jones: I'm sorry about earlier. You know what they're like.
Sam Evans: Don't worry, I get it. They don't want you to get hurt.
Finn Hudson: Uh, yeah, about that. I'm really sorry, man.
Artie Abrams: Me too. Sorry, Sam, we shouldn't have assumed.
Mike Chang: Same. I'm sorry.
Noah "Puck" Puckerman: I'm sorry as well, man.
Kurt Hummel: As am I, for what it's worth. Whilst I didn't plan on beating the crap out of you, I did assume that you'd broken her heart. So I'm sorry too.
Sam Evans: Thanks guys, you're forgiven.
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Wes Montgomery: Kurt, is it true that Mercedes broke up with her boyfriend?
Kurt Hummel: Yeah, she and Sam split up because he moved away. Why?
Wes Montgomery: Oh, no reason. Just curious, that's all.
Kurt Hummel: You like her, don't you?
Wes Montgomery: What gives you that idea?
Kurt Hummel: Why else would you inbox me and ask me this? You could have just looked at Mercedes' wall.
Wes Montgomery: Damn you, being so clever.
Kurt Hummel: Aww, that's so cute! You'll be adorable together :)
Wes Montgomery: Do you think so?
Kurt Hummel: I know so. Go get her, Wes.
Wes Montgomery: is going to go for it.
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David Thompson: Go for it Wes!
Kurt Hummel: Yes! Good luck Wes :)
Blaine Anderson: What's this about?
Kurt Hummel: The thing we were talking about earlier, sweetie.
Blaine Anderson: Oh. Well, good luck Wes :)
Wes Montgomery: Kurt, why were you talking about this with Blaine?
Kurt Hummel: Sorry Wes :( I left my Facebook logged in on his phone and he saw your message.
Wes Montgomery: ...fine
Santana Lopez: Wanky ;) Get some prep school
Kurt Hummel: Santana, you don't even know what we're talking about!
Santana Lopez: I can guess ;)
Kurt Hummel: O.O
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Wes Montgomery: Mercedes? Are you free tomorrow night?
Mercedes Jones: Yeah, I think so. Why?
Wes Montgomery: I was wondering if you wanted to go out with me then. Maybe have dinner at BreadstiX?
Mercedes Jones: That sounds really nice :) Pick me up at 6?
Wes Montgomery: Great :)
Wes Montgomery: I did it!
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Kurt Hummel: Yay for Wescedes! :D
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Blaine Anderson: You gave them a couple name?
Kurt Hummel: It's a New Directions tradition.
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Blaine Anderson: Do we have one?
Kurt Hummel: Of course :)
Blaine Anderson: :) What is it?
Kurt Hummel: Klaine :D
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Wes Montgomery: *gags* Get the hell off my status!
Mercedes Jones: Had a really good time with Wes Montgomery tonight :)
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Wes Montgomery: I had a really good time too :D
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David Thompson: Wescedes is happening!
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Mercedes Jones went from being single to in a relationship.
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David Thompson: WESCEDES
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Santana Lopez: Get some ;)
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Brittany S. Pierce: Yay Mercedes! I just hope he's not a dolphin.
Mercedes Jones: Uh...
Wes Montgomery: What's a dolphin?
David Thompson: An aquatic mammal, Wes, what else?
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Kurt Hummel: Wes, for Brit, dolphin = gay person. And Boo, no, he's not a dolphin.
Brittany S. Pierce: Oh, that's good. That would be awkward, unless Mercedes was a dolphin like 'Tana.
Wes Montgomery: ...
David Thompson: ...
Santana Lopez: Brit, we've spoken about this!
Kurt Hummel: Wes, David, I know what you're thinking. DON'T SAY IT OR ELSE.
Brittany S. Pierce: Are they thinking about fairies? Because I found some in my room today and they made me put them in a jar and keep them on my shelf.
Kurt Hummel: ...Yes, Boo, they're thinking about fairies.
This was just going to be a one-shot, but I enjoyed it so much that I'm going to make it multi-chaptered, and I'm opening it up to prompts. So, if you want to see something - people getting together, breaking up, having parties, anything you like - leave a review telling me what you what to happen, along with at least some detail, and I'll write it :)
Arrivederci, and please review,