10tailed: *munching happily*
Keeper: *wide eyed* Never seen humans that could be such savage animals. Animal planet needs to document this wild shit.
Naruto: Hell, i'm surprised his Mom didn't use this to her advantage
Mom: *pops up* Oh trust me, I have. People are more than willing to comply to your demands if they have a foaming man-animal in front of their faces
10tailed: Aww *pats stomach* The fuck am sitting on *looks down* GET OUT FROM UNDER MY ASS *jumps down
Naruto: You good there, buddy
10tailed: *narrows eyes* The fuck you asking that for?
Keeper: So you dont' remember beating the living shit out of-
Mom: BATSY *Pushes Keeper out of the way*
Keeper: *rubs head* This family is soooo fucked up
10tailed: You trying to talk shit!
Keeper: Point proven! *dodges thrown knives* THE FUCK WAS THAT
Naruto: Welcome to my fucking world, population: 2
Mom: *rubs Batman's head* We are going...I mean I'm going to have so much fun with you
10tailed: *shivers* Eww
Mom: Shut it pizza-bitch
ONLY WARNING I'M PUTTING OUT THROUGHOUT THIS WHOLE IN ENTIRE FUCKING STORY. THERE WILL BE FUCKING LEMONS AND NO I'M NOT SORRY. AGAIN ONLY WARNING I'M DOING.
Koji was laying on back, staring at the ceiling. He was thinking about the day's events and laid a hand on his bandaged side. He grabbed his D-Tector and stared at it. "Naruto was able to achieve to the next level. It made him stronger than us, stronger than me." He pressed a button and a picture of Lobomon came up.
"Imagine if I had that power, then this whole problem can be solved and I can go home." He kept on staring and eventually and zoned out. His screen went white and a beep brought him out of his thoughts. "What?"
"Do you want to get stronger?" A voice called out and Koji hopped to his feet ignoring the slight pain in his side. He looked around and got into a stance.
"Who's there? Show yourself." There was no reply and he relaxed until the voice called out again.
"Do you wish to achieve to the next level." Koji looked around before looking down at his D-Tector.
"Was that you?"
"Yes, do you wish to get stronger?"
"What if I do?" The device flashed before a map appeared on the screen. Koji was confused for a minute until it came to him. A red and blue dot appeared on the screen. "Ok I guess traveling is involved." He got dressed and placed on his shoes. He quietly walked out into the lobby not to awaken anybody.
However Lady Luck was not smiling down on him, and Naruto came through the front door carrying a sleeping Zoe. Naruto looked a bit surprised and Koji tried to look indifferent. "Going somewhere?"
Koji folded his arms and gave Naruto a small glare. "And what if I am?" Naruto looked down at Koji's D-Tector before softly smiling. Naruto closed his eyes before moving out of Koji's way.
"It seems you are. Well I'm not going to stop you but do me two favors." Koji stood still for a couple of seconds before nodding. Naruto shifted Zoe so she was more comfortable and looked back at Koji.
"Well for one make sure you keep Bokomon and Neemon safe." Koji eyes widen and heard a yelp from behind. Turning around he saw Bokomon giving one of his lectures to a hurt Neemon. Bokomon stopped when he saw Naruto giving him a grin.
"Oh well I guess we got caught." He chuckled and rubbed his head. Neemon got up and lazily spoke to Bokomon.
"Don't you mean, you got caught?" Neemon found himself holding in a scream from when Bokomon snapped his pants.
Naruto chuckled and looked back at Koji. "Yeah keep them safe and I want you to promise to come back to help us. We're going to be heading to Spitfire Village next." Koji gave Naruto a look before sighing and nodding.
"Alright, I'll keep those two safe and come back to help you guys." Naruto nodded and walked past Koji and gave him a pat on the shoulders. Koji had a small smile and walked to the door with Bokomon and Neemon trailing behind him.
"Thanks." And then they were gone.
Naruto sighed and walked to Zoe's room. Being lazy he summoned a clone to open the door and went in. He placed her on the bed and grinned as she snuggled up to the covers whispering his name. He kissed softly on the forehead before kissing her on the lips. "Goodnight Zoe-chan."
He carefully and quietly walked back out and closed her door. He headed up to his door but saw that the lights were still on. He opened the door and found Ranamon looking intently at the necklace he gave her. He closed the door quietly and walked up to the bed. He sat next to her and gave Ranamon a kissed on the cheek.
She snapped out of her trance and turned to face him. "Naruto-kun-"
He leaned forward to deliver a kiss on the lips. Ranamon responded without hesitation and wrapped her hands around his neck. Naruto pulled her closer to him and she opened her mouth, allowing his tongue to enter. She fell back onto the bed and Naruto, not pushing all of his weight, kept their bodies close. They came up for air and Naruto started to nip and lick at her neck. Ranamon moaned and pulled his head up to reconnect their lips.
Ranamon broke the lock and rose up making Naruto rise up too. She gave him a sexy smirk before lifting his shirt over his head and kissing his chest. She pushed him down and straddled his hip. Naruto's hands went back to her waist.
"I wonder if little Naru grew since our last encounter?" She then started to ground her hips onto his. Waves of pleasures hit them both and Naruto had a growing erection. Naruto groaned, his hands went from her waist to her juicy ass. "D-Damn you d-definitely got b-b-bigger."
"I'll take that as a good sign."
Ranamon kept grinding her hips harder and faster and her volume was increasing. A noticeable wet spot was growing on Naruto's pants. He stopped them momentarily to do two things.
He did a few quick handseals and placed a hand on the wall. The room glowed a bit before turning back to normal. "Wouldn't want anybody to hear." He smirked and then proceeded to take off his pants leaving him in his boxers.
Ranamon grinned and took off her hand gauntlets before sliding out of her straps, allowing her breasts to pop out. Naruto smirk widened and grabbed both of her tits. Ranamon moaned at his touch, her hands going straight for his head.
Naruto enclosed his mouth around her left nipple while twisting the right one. Her moans increased and Naruto nibbled lightly at the erected bud. He laid Ranamon on the bed and got on top of her. Slowly he began to trail kisses down her stomach while fully removing her swimsuit.(?)
Ranamon gripped the sheets of the bed tightly as Naruto kisses and lapped at her lower lips. She arched her back and moaned loudly as he flicked her clit. "Naru...fuck!" She came with a scream.
Naruto internally smirked as he lapped up her juices. He then got up only for Ranamon to crash her lips to his, secretly enjoying her taste. She pushed him down and settled in between his legs. "I guess I should return the favor." She said with that southern bell accent of hers. She grabbed his boxers and freed his manhood from its confines. She looked at it for a moment before wrapping her hand around him and pumping.
Naruto groaned as she soon engulfed him in her mouth. 'So much better than last time.' She bobbed her head up and down his shafts while jerking the parts she couldn't take in. Naruto panted and placed a hand on her helmeted head.
His eyes glossed over for a bit before he quickly raised Ranamon up and reverse the position so that she laying on her stomach. Ranamon looked back to see Naruto with a hungry look. She then lifted up her ass and shook it. "Are you waiting for an invitation?" Naruto growled and guided himself into her entrance.
Ranamon moaned loudly at the full feeling. Naruto pulled out till it was only his tip in her. He smirked and slammed his full length into her making the digimon eyes widen in pleasure. He then started a thrusting pace, making sure not to go too fast or hard. Ranamon, however, was having none of that.
"F-faster N-naruto-kun." Naruto did as she commanded and picked up the pace as well as using more power. "Ahh, ohhh!" She cried out in pleasure.
Naruto reached around to cup her tits and brought her up to his chest while still pounding upwards into her. Ranamon moaned loudly at the new position and turned to give the hanyou a sloppy kiss. She felt her end near and laid her hands onto Naruto's.
"Naruto-kun, I'm s-so c-close."
"Me too." He groaned out and went faster. Ranamon couldn't take it anymore and came with a scream. Naruto felt her get tighter around him and emptied himself in her. Ranamon immediately came again at the feeling of his warm seed in her.
Naruto dropped them both on the bed and Ranamon laid head on his chest. "Mmm I wouldn't doing that a lot more." She said after a few minutes of silence.
"I agree but we need to talk about a few things." Ranamon looked up at him confused and sat up on the bed. Naruto rubbed his right cheek, trying to find a way to bring this out nicely. "Rana-chan, you know that I love you but the thing is-"
" That Zoe chick caught ya eyes, am I right."
Ranamon had an unreadable expression on her face. Naruto gulped and slowly nodded. He closed his eyes and prepared for a scream, maybe it wasn't a good idea to tell her at 2:30 in the morning. He heard nothing but a sigh and hesitantly opened one eye. Ranamon looked briefly turned into annoyance before settling on an understanding one.
She reached up and placed her hand on his left cheek. "I understand her position, it's hard not to fall in love with a person like you. That's why I'm willing to share, but on a couple of conditions."
Naruto eyes lit up and a megawatt grin appeared on his face. "You would really? I will do anything for you Rana-chan!"
"Well number one, you have to share your love. You can't personally favor one over the other." Naruto nodded, it sounded pretty easy.
What was the next condition?
"Second, we must have a very sexy threesome later on, okay?" Naruto eyes widened before properly passing out with a perverted smile on his face.
Ranamon giggled and reclaim her spot on his chest broke going to sleep as well.
'Thank you, whatever deity is out there, for reuniting me with my love.'
"Hahahahah! Well played boy! Well played indeed!" (Creep) The figured clapped as he laughed evilly. It stood up and sent another punch at the chains. Even more of the chains chipped away and it smirked.
"You think your yokai was only the means of powering me. No! I have others means of getting power. Soon I'll be free to rule the digital world." The figure then sat back down and continued to meditate silently.
"KIT WAKE UP!" Naruto shot straight up accidentally pushing Ranamon off the bed. He turned his head side to side trying to find the problem.
"Where, What, Who, How?" Kyuubi laughed which Naruto heard. A tick mark grew on his forehead and he gritted his teeth.
"I'm sorry but Kurama is unavailable. Please make a message after the beep. BEEP!" Now Naruto's eye started to twitch heavily.
'Message him that I'm going to come in that mindscape and personally shove all of his tails up his a-'
"NARUTO!" Now if there's one thing that Ranamon hate more than Cherubimon and certain people Naruto had encounter is being forcedly woken up. Being pushed on the hard wooden floor during a special dream had really set off her buttons.
Naruto slowly cowered behind the sheets and prayed that it wouldn't hurt too bad. "Well you're personally fucked! Tell me, what color do you want your casket?" Kyuubi snickered deep in his mind.
Naruto made sure to leave a mental note of kicking Kyuubi's ass. For now, he has to deal with a raging Ranamon. Thinking quickly he pounced on her, earning a yelp and planted a passionate kiss on her lips. She relaxed enough for Naruto to break the lip lock.
"Now why don't we go get cleaned for the day." He said while wiggling his eyebrows. Ranamon huffed and dragged Naruto by the ear into the bathroom.
After thirty minutes, ten minutes longer then expected, the couple both came out. Ranamon had her clothes on and trying to look for her hand gauntlets while Naruto was missing his shirt and jacket. Tsunade's necklace hung calmly around his neck.
Just then there was a knock on the door. Naruto opened it to see Zoe with a timid smile. Naruto checked the halls, seeing them cleared he gave Zoe a kissed. This stopped her from whatever she was going to say.
She responded instantly and wrapped her arms around his neck. A coughed broke them apart and Zoe looked behind Naruto, to see a mildly annoyed Ranamon. Zoe reluctantly let go of Naruto and gave Ranamon a small smile.
"Sorry about yesterday Ranamon-san. It was unnecessary for me to have called you those names." Zoe apologized and Ranamon was going to leave it at that, however Naruto sent her a knowing look. So sighing she apologized back.
"I'm sorry too; I just didn't want to let Naruto go with some random women. We talked last night and I've decided to share Naru-kun. However there was some conditions." Ranamon smirked at Zoe's confused face.
Naruto gulped and quickly placed his hands over Ranamon's mouth, stopping her from saying anything perverted. Naruto gave Zoe a big grin. "Don't worry about the conditions Zoe-chan, besides we need to head downstairs." She nodded and the three of them headed down.
Grumblemon growled in frustration. How long was this fucking path to the next village?
Arbormon sighed at his partner. "Geez calm down will ya. The next village is not going to fly towards us." Arbormon jumped back to avoid the hammer being slammed on his body. Arbormon would have retaliated back had this not had been a usual thing.
Mercurymon took this time to appear before the two. His lips were twisted into a frown. Grumblemon grunted and put away his hammer. He then gave Mercurymon a strange look. "What the fuck up with you?"
"It seems we hath a traitor in the group and that traitor is Ranamon." Grumblemon snorted while Arbormon was generally surprised.
"Wow I would have never imagined Ranamon betraying us. She was very fearful of Cherubimon-sama."
"Whatever, we no need her. She too weak anyway." Grumblemon crossed his arms and turned to walk in the other direction. However Mercurymon wasn't done with his findings and blocked Grumblemon's path.
"That is not all. She has been suited by a human in the group, the one they call Naruto." Grumblemon just pushed past the mirror like digimon.
"Me don't care about weak love life. Me want to collect data for Lord Cherubimon."
"Thou need to learn not to be so brash. It also seems Cherubimon-sama has given us a new mission." Mercurymon smirked as he had grabbed both Arbormon and Grumblemon's attention.
Arbormon rushed him on impatiently. "Well was is ye wait for? Spit it out already." Mercurymon lightly chuckled before walking over to a tree.
"Master hath made it more of a challenge actually. The first person to kill and bring the body of the human, Naruto, will receive power to that of a mega." Grumblemon and Arbormon's eyes widen and jaws dropped to the ground.
The power of a mega!
With that power alone is enough to wipe out a dozen villages. Mercurymon vanished into the trees but made them know of one thing. "We are not the only ones Master hath told."
When he was gone, Arbormon shook out of his daze. He looked to address Grumblemon but already saw him down the. The wooden warrior sighed and ran to catch up with his partner.
'Oh boy.' Our blonde hero thought as he rubbed his head. After eating the group was ready to leave but they were missing an extra person and two digimons. JP as usual jumped to conclusions but Naruto managed to calm down the group enough to tell them what really happened.
Not a very smart idea.
"Oh so we can leave whenever we want but have to check in with you? Who the fuck died and handed you the leader title?" JP crossed his arms and Naruto sighed.
It was a good thing they weren't in the village anymore.
"Oh and you can make a better leader? Do you know what it takes to be one?" Naruto retorted, JP was really starting to push his buttons.
"I know enough not to hurt my comrades. Which you seem pretty good at!" JP snapped back and Naruto looked a bit livid. The hanyou growled and took a threatening step forward. JP, not backing down, took a step forward as well and fingered his D-Tector.
Seeing an upcoming fight, Zoe quickly got between them and pushed away their chests. "Come on guys we don't need anymore fighting. Especially unnecessary ones." Zoe pleaded.
Naruto and JP glared at each other both doing their best to intimidate the other.
That stopped the moment Ranamon yanked her boyfriend's ear. "Y'all can finish that staring contest later but for now we need to find a place to relax.
Naruto sighed before looking up at the darkening sky. "Alright we'll stop here for now, I guess. Since Bokomon and Neemon are not here, I'll go find food as well as firewood." He walked into the forest without another word.
Ranamon and Zoe both looked worryingly at Naruto. The two females both nodded at each other in understandment. Ranamon ran to catch up with Naruto while Zoe stayed back.
The water fairy sighed in frustration as she lost the hanyou. After walking around for a little bit she heard a noise. Running she found Naruto, in his hanyou form, punching a tree. He didn't notice her and kept on punching the tree.
"Man, you are really beating yourself over this. You can't blame every little shit on yourself-" Kyuubi tried saying but Naruto quickly cut him off.
'No! It was my fault, I still can't control my emotions! What would happen if instead of gaining my beast spirit, I unleashed my hanyou form? Imagine how hard explaining that would be.'
Naruto gave the tree one last kick and Meatapples started to fall. He quickly caught a few in his hands and turned to walk back.
Naruto looked up to see Ranamon looking quite worried at him. He hid his features and gave Ranamon the apples. "Can you take this back to camp Rana-chan?"
He was going to leave but felt Ranamon circle her arms around his waist. "Wait Naruto. What happened? Why are you so angry?" Naruto turned to give the water digimon and hug and a kiss on the forehead.
"I'm not really angry Rana-chan just disappointed at myself. Its just best that I calm my nerves or something. Here." He kicked the tree and more apples fell down. He gave them to Ranamon, who still had a confused look on her face but went back to the camp. Naruto frowned and went deeper into the forest to find firewood.
-(Back with Zoe)-
After Naruto left and Ranamon ran after him, Zoe tried to calm the tension. However JP didn't feel like talking and just brooded off into space. She sighed but felt a tap on her shoulders, turning she saw Tommy giving her a small smile.
"You shouldn't worry so much Zoe-neechan. So JP and Naruto really don't like each. I'm sure when the right time comes those two will practically be inseparable." Zoe smiled and ruffled the fourteen year old's hair earning a pout from him.
"Thank you Tommy." That pout turned into a big grin and he began to talk to Zoe. Moments later Ranamon came out of the forest, carrying an armful of Meatapples. She sat them down and gave the two a small smile.
"Um Naruto-kun went to fetch some firewood but he gave me some Meatapples." Zoe nodded and patted a spot next to her.
"Why don't you come join us Ranamon?" Ranamon nodded and the three continued on with a conversation. About 10 minutes later, Naruto emerged from the small woodland carrying a bundle of kindling. He sat them down and started to create the nest for a fire.
Tommy got up and kindly offered help which Naruto accepted. Seeing those two preoccupied with fire Ranamon tap Zoe's shoulders and motioned her to follow. Zoe raised an eyebrow but followed.
Once the two were away from the general hearing area, Ranamon stopped and crossed her arms. "Alright now what exactly happened back in that village before I came?"
Zoe face turned into that of a hesitant one and looked in the direction where the camp. She sighed and told Ranamon everything that happened with the fight. Ranamon's fist clenched and she gritted her teeth.
"That damn, fucking piece of data!"
"You know Duskmon?" Zoe eyes narrowed.
"I used to work with the bastard." Zoe's eyed narrowed even further Ranamon saw the girl's glare and gave her own. "Now don't look at me like that. I ain't proud of what I did and stopped ever since I met Naruto. Had you been in mah placed, you'd have done the same thing."
Zoe looked at the digimon intently before sighing softly and apologized. Ranamon waved off the apology and gave Zoe a small smile. "Don't worry about that but I am worried about Naruto."
"I know he keeps on blaming himself a-and I really don't know what to do. I'm not use to situations like this." A single tear fell down the blonde's face. Ranamon felt the same yet she didn't voice it. She slowly hugged the teen and Zoe was generally surprised. She didn't think Ranamon would be the sympathetic type.
Said digimon broke the hug and gave her a grin. "I'm sure Naruto will go back being the fun lovable man that he is. We just have to have faith in him. Naru-kun is not known to me to let something let that bring him down. Speaking Naruto, it would be best if we head back or else he'll have a fit." Zoe smiled back while nodding and the two walked back to the camp.
-(Fire forest: Unknown area)-
"Move Nee-chan! Celestial Arrow!" An bow made of holy energy materialized into her hands. Pulling the string back, a lighting arrow form and she launched it at their opponent. The lighting arrow smashed into the digimon, knocking it to the ground. However the figure stood right back up and dusted its leather jacket.
"Man, is that the best you've got? Geez I better get double the pay with your asses." The figure raised its weapons at the two in the air. "Double Impact!"
Bullets were shot at them and they barely avoided most of them. "Fuck! Out of all the digimon that bastard could have sent, he picked Beezlemon? We need to get away from him, imouto."
"Easy for you to fucking say, this guy is powerful." The shorter female yelled back to her partner.
Beezlemon laughed and yell up at the two. "Come on a mega like you, Sakuyamon, should at least be a challenge." Sakuyamon frowned and gathered lightning in her feet.
Beezlemon blocked the kick with his shotguns and gave the fox beauty a head-butt. Sakuyamon staggered back and couldn't block the kick that sent her into a tree. Beezlemon chuckled and aimed his guns at the down mega.
"Say good bye –"
"Damn I forgot about that Angewomon bitch. I can't move." Beezlemon struggled to move and Angewomon swooped down and pulled Sakuyamon up to her feet.
"Thanks, let's go." Angewomon nodded and the two flew away but still can hear Beezlemon's yell.
"You bitches can run but I will find and gut the two of ya!"
-(Next Morning: With Naruto)-
The group of five continued their walk to the Spitfire village. Tension was practically swimming in the air. Naruto stayed in the front while JP was in the back brooding. The last three tried to get the two into a conversation however they either ignored them (JP) or kept quiet ( Naruto).
Ranamon huffed irritable and was ready to yell at Naruto, when he stopped. He looked around and his body become tense. The group looked at him in confusion. "Naruto-kun?" Zoe said, just then a low whistle was heard.
"GET DOWN!" Naruto yelled at the group and they did so. A huge shuriken was smashed into a poor tree followed by a curse. The group got up and took out their D-Tectors while getting in their version of a battle stance.
"Show yourself coward." JP taunted but nobody came out. Naruto eyes darted around and turned to grab a sword that would have sliced his head off. The digimon looked surprised and jumped away.
Ranamon recognized him from working for Cherubimon. "What the hell is a Ninjamon doing here?"
Ninjamon took out another shuriken and prepared to attack. "Which one of you humans is the one called Naruto?"
Naruto narrowed his eyes and crossed his arms. "What do you want with me?"
Ninjamon saw his actions up and pointed at him. "So there you are. Now die! Ninja Knife Throwing!"
He threw the weapon at Naruto ,who kicked it up in the air in a good display of acrobatics. The others looked amazed while Ninjamon took out his sword. "Keh, don't make this boring." He jumped in the air and sliced his sword down but hit nothing.
A flash of light temporary blinded Ninjamon and a cloud of acid was sent at him. He jumped and landed on a branch as the four finished digivolving.
The light faded and Ninjamon was too late to block the fire punch that directed him to the ground. He flipped himself in the air but moved to dodge the Thunder Fist. He then used his sword to deflect all the snowballs from Kumamon.
Kazemon gathered mini tornadoes at her fingertips. "Hurricane Waves." She swiped them at the ninja like digimon. He blocked the attack and jumped over the Draining Rain. He gave himself some space and gathered energy at his core. However Agunimon wouldn't give him the chance.
Ninjamon cursed as he dodged the bits of fire. He hopped over Beetlemon's incoming fist and threw a shuriken at Kumamon. The ice digimon succeeded in move the hell out of the way as Kazemon flew a tried to deliver multiple kicks to his face.
But she was tackled by Agunimon as a shuriken from behind sliced through the area. "Geez, what the fuck is it with this guy and shurikens?" The fairy said with annoyance in her tone.
Agunimon didn't answer and helped her back up. Ninjamon was going to charge at the two but felt rain drops on his face. He sensed himself get weaker and fell on one knee, looking up he saw a rain cloud. "Damn."
"Gotcha, you slippery bastard." Ranamon said victoriously. Agunimon nodded and gave the water digimon a smile. He turned towards the ninja digimon who was struggling to get back up.
"So mind telling me why you're after my head?" Agunimon said with a voice promising pain. However Ninjamon kept his mouth sealed shut. Agunimon sighed and went to grab the digimon but Ninjamon had other plans. Right when Agunimon was going to grab him, he quickly fished out some smoke pellets.
He threw them to the ground and made his escape. Once the cloud cleared, Agunimon looked around and sensed Ninjamon running away but made no actions to stop him. He reverted back to Naruto and the other followed his lead.
"Wow I wonder what that was all about." Tommy said as he scratched his head in confusion.
"He was searching for me. Why?" Naruto turned to Ranamon for the answer but she was as stumped as him. Naruto shook his head and continued walking down the path to Spitfire village. "For now let's just keep walking to the village but I suggest we all be a bit more cautious."
-( 1 mile from Spitfire)-
"Man, how long is it to this damn village."
"We're almost there actually, just a little bit more." Naruto said to Zoe. The others were relieved and quicken their pace.
"Well look what I find. That traitor Ranamon."
Ranamon froze as did everyone else. 'That voice.'
"Hm and there the target. Let's grab the little brat Grumblemon." Arbormon and Grumblemon walked out from the trees. Everyone tiredly got into a stance making Arbormon chuckle.
"There ain't gonna be no trouble here. Just hand over the brat and the traitor." He answer was to block the kick sent out by Kazemon. "Spirits huh? Well Grumblemon looks like we hit the jackpot!"
"Spirits have strong factual codes. Me take spirits." Grumblemon jumped in the air and brought out his hammer. "Seismic Sledge!" The group jumped away from the impact and landed and couple of feet away.
"Ok then we gonna do it like this, I'll take on the prize and the traitor. Since yer better at factual codes huntin ye can take care of the rest." Arbormon laid out but Grumblemon just snorted and ran at his objectives, separating them from the group.
"Where's Mercurymon, you firewood?" Ranamon said with a growl.
Arbormon chuckled and brought his arms out in front of him. "He's around. Now, don't make this boring for me."
Annnnd completed. Just a personal thought, Beezlemon as to be one of, if not THE, most badass digimon. So I can check this off my growing list of shit I need to do-
10tailed: Dammit, *Yells out* MOM, CAN'T YOU KEEP YOU TORTURING DOWN TO A WHISPER?
Mom: *yells back* HMM LET ME SEE.
Naruto: I say let the woman enjoy her time. *takes sip of beer* FUCKING ASSHOLE YOU KILLED ME
Keeper: Hey! It wasn't my fault that bastard was behind you
Barbra: Is it wierd that I'm not fazed by this
Barbra: *claps* okay then *reaches for pizza*
Barbra: *grabs pizza* Is there a fucking problem *takes bite*
10tailed: That was mine *dodges batarang* THE FLYING SHIT WAS THAT?
Barbra: The tool I'm going to cut your dick with if you don't share this damn pizza
10tailed: *grumbles* fine *kicks Naruto* NOT YOU
Naruto: *rubs head* Asshole. BOOOM DOUBLE HEADSHOT BITCHES *throws controller* I'm going to get more beer *leaves*
Keeper: Dick! Didn't even finish the goddamn match. Hold...the fuck you say about my mom, bitch!