Cilan! Do you have a plan to try and get at Ash? If so please explain in scientific detail, or I'll be forced to keep your prized silverware~
Cilan NO! NOT MY SILVERWARE!
Chili I like this person already!
Cress Answer the question, Cilan.
Cilan U-um, uh, a plan…? What kind of plan do you mean? …Scientific detail?
Chili He plans to seduce Ash in his sleep. Then, Ash will have no choice but to give in!
Cilan CHILI! WHAT THE—!
Iris Super censor bar powers, activate!
Misty OH MY ARCEUS, ASH, CARRY A DICTIONARY!
Cilan, do you miss your brothers? On a scale of trapped in a snowstorm with Ash to Want to go home this very second.
Cilan I don't miss them. At all.
Chili That's mean!
Cress I'm hurt.
Iris What kind of scale is that?
Cilan Tough! You guys are mean to me!
Chili You know we just like to tease you! We know you like Ash and we just want to help you!
Cilan By putting all of that on Facebook? That's trying to help me?
Cress Of course.
Iris Where is Ash?
May I think he went to go get lunch.
Cilan Thank Arceus. Don't say things like that out loud. I don't want Ash to get the wrong idea.
Chili …But you do like Ash!
Cilan Sshhh! You guys are misinterpreting everything!
Cress Are you sure?
Cilan, if I were to fondle your bow tie, would I get a reaction (is it an erogenous zone?)
Cilan What the hell kind of question is that?
Chili A great one! Let us find out! Hey, Ash!
Chili Cilan needs help fixing his bow tie!
Ash …What does that have to do with me? It looks fine to me.
Chili Fix it!
Ash Um, okay! *Reaches for Cilan's bow tie*
Cilan *Slaps Ash's hand away*
Ash …Huh? What was that for?
Cilan *Begins to tear up* NO! *Runs off*
Chili Cilan, wait!
Ash …That was weird.