A/N: Hey! I've started a new Bleach fanfic! Wooo!
I know this isn't really that original cause a few other people have done this before but I LOVE the concept of bleach characters on Facebook.
This is probably one of my only fics that actually has everyone in character and there aren't really any particular pairings. Sure, there's a bit of IchiRuki, HitsuHina, maybe even a bit of RenRuki in the future but only if you're looking out for the pairings.
This first chapter is short and sweet...mostly just an appetiser before the main course. Other chapters will be longer.
I feel kind of guilty because I should be updating my other stories before creating a new one...but oh well! The plot bunnies kept on nibbling at my toes and I had to toss them carrots!
Please review! I love reviews!

Email: Password: notafuckingstrawberry

-Welcome to Facebook-

Pending friend requests...

Keigo Asano ACCEPTED
Sado Yasutora ACCEPTED
Isshin Kurosaki IGNORED

Newsfeed-

Rukia Kuchiki- I bought a new chappy poster for my room!
Byakuya Kuchiki and three others like this
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Ichigo Kurosaki- Your room? You're still sleeping in the closet, don't think I'm having that shitty rabbit poster on my wall!
Renji Abarai- Let her put the poster up in your room, Ichigo. It'll go nicely with your pink bed spread.
Rukia Kuchiki likes this
Ichigo Kurosaki- It's my sister's bed spread! I only used it once because Rukia took mine!...Besides, how the fuck do you know I had a pink bed spread...
Rukia Kuchiki- Calm down Ichigo, I'm the one that told Renji. And I'm going to put the poster up in OUR room. I can't have it in the closet, chappy will get dusty.
Ichigo Kurosaki- Who gave you the permission to buy the poster anyway? Speaking of which, how did you pay for the poster? You don't have any money...
Rukia Kuchiki- You don't have to worry about that, your Dad leant me your credit card and your credit card number so I did it myself. Aren't you proud of me? I managed to work a human credit card all by myself. I am a master of human technology.
Ichigo Kurosaki- -_-

Ichigo Kurosaki accepted Isshin Kurosaki as a friend
Isshin Kurosaki likes this
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Isshin Kurosaki- Ichigo! You finally accepted your Dad's friend request!
Ichigo Kurosaki- Yeah, whatever. Why the hell did you give Rukia my credit card, and my credit card number? I only gave you it so you could look after it while I was training!
Isshin Kurosaki- It's not like I couldn't give to her. She really wanted that poster and it's not like I was going to pay for it...
Ichigo Kurosaki- So you let me pay for it? Thanks a lot Dad!
Isshin Kurosaki- Anytime my son, anytime.
Ichigo Kurosaki- *FACEPALM*

Toshiro Hitsugaya posted on Rangiku Matsumoto's wall-
Toshiro Hitsugaya-
Matsumoto! I know you're on Facebook! Get off the computer and do your paperwork!
Momo Hinamori- But Shiro-chan, if you both have paperwork to do, why are you on Facebook?
Toshiro Hitsugaya- Be quiet Bedwetter, it's because she won't listen to me shouting across the office. Besides, that's captain Hitsugaya to you!
Rangiku Matsumoto- Loosen up Taicho, I was only checking my notifications.
Momo Hinamori- Yeah, loosen up Shiro-chan! Stop being so mean!
Rangiku Matsumoto- Hey, Hinamori! Are you going to Hisagi's party tonight? It's gonna be rad!
Momo Hinamori- Really? He's having a party...I was talking to him earlier and he said he was stuck in the office tonight...
Rangiku Matsumoto- Well...Hisagi doesn't really know about the party, but I'm sure he won't mind us using his house.
Toshiro Hitsugaya- Matsumoto, you'll be in the office tonight too, don't think you're going to that party.
Rangiku Matsumoto- Psshh! You don't mean that!
Shuhei Hisagi- Ummm, Rangiku-san...I don't really want a party at my house if I can't attend...
Toshiro Hitsugaya likes this

Yachiru Kusajishi posted on Byakuya Kuchiki's wall-
Yachiru Kusajishi-
Bya-kun! Why won't you accept my request to marry you on Facebook?
Renji Abarai likes this
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Byakuya Kuchiki- I'm not married to you, therefore I will not accept.
Yachiru Kusajishi- Silly, you don't have to be married in real life to get married on facebook!
Rukia Kuchiki- Really? You can get married even if you're not actually married? Then why would you get married?
Yachiru Kusajishi- Because it's fun! Uru-chan and boobies got married on Facebook, just for the fun of it!
Rukia Kuchiki- Wow, I thought they actually got married.
Yachiru Kusajishi- Nope! Anyways, can you tell Bya-kun to accept my request? I wanna get married to him!
Byakuya Kuchiki- Why don't you marry the captain of the tenth squad? He's more of your height.
Toshiro Hitsugaya- -_-
Byakuya Kuchiki- Oh, Hitsugaya-Taicho. I wasn't aware you had a Facebook.

Rukia Kuchiki posted on Ichigo Kurosaki's wall-
Rukia Kuchiki-
Ichigo! Hurry up and accept my request to marry you!
~Comments
Ichigo Kurosaki- Wtf Rukia? We're not married! We're not even going out!
Rukia Kuchiki- Baka! You don't have to get married in real life to be married on Facebook! I swear I know more about this human invention called the internet then you do.
Ichigo Kurosaki- Well, who says I wanna get married to you? Even if it is virtually?
Rukia Kuchiki- Fine! If you don't want to be my husband I'll ask Renji! I'm sure he'll accept my request!
Renji Abarai likes this
Ichigo Kurosaki- Do whatever the hell you want, as long as I don't end up with you as my wife.
Rukia Kuchiki- Okay then. What if I asked your Dad to marry me?
Isshin Kurosaki likes this
Isshin Kurosaki- Of course I'll marry you on Facebook Rukia-chan! Send me the request and I'll say yes straight away!

Ichigo Kurosaki is now married to Rukia Kuchiki
Rukia Kuchiki likes this
Comments
Ichigo Kurosaki-
Happy?
Isshin Kurosaki- I'm slightly disappointed you married my son, Rukia-chan, we would have made a perfect Facebook couple...However, I'm happy for you Ichigo! Maybe I'll just ask Yuzu or Karin to marry me.
Ichigo Kurosaki- Dad...that's just weird...
Orihime Inoue- ...Kurosaki-kun, I never knew you and Kuchiki-san were married...
Rukia Kuchiki- Haha! Inoue, it's not what you think! We're only married on Facebook, it's just for fun!
Orihime Inoue- Oh..Well, I'm happy for you Kuchiki-san
Ichigo Kurosaki- Just for fun? How come you forced me into it?
Rukia Kuchiki- I never forced you to do anything, you're the one who accepted my request.
Byakuya Kuchiki- Rukia, why did you marry trash like the orange substitute shinigami? I could have easily prepared more suitable Facebook-grooms for you. He may bring shame to the Kuchiki name.
Rukia Kuchiki- Nee-sama? It's okay, I'll keep him in line so he doesn't bring shame upon our family.
Ichigo Kurosaki- Shame upon your family? It's FACEBOOK!

Yachiru Kusajishi- Yay! Can't wait for the sleepover tonight at Bya-kun's place! Peachy-chan, it's your turn to bring the movie! Everyone else bring LOADS OF CANDY!
Nemu Kurotsuchi, Momo Hinamori, Rangiku Matsumoto and twelve others like this
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Nanao Ise- Ummm, Kusajishi fuko-taicho. It's not a sleepover, we're simply having a meeting.
Rangiku Matsumoto- Ne, Nanao-chan, stop being such a stick in the mud! We're sleeping over there, eating snacks and watching movies...it's a sleepover.
Nanao Ise- I wasn't trying to be a stick in the mud, I'm just pointing out the facts.
Momo Hinamori- I can't wait! Hmmm, what kind of movie should I bring? I'm not bringing any horror movies, that clown movie last time gave me nightmares for a week :(
Rangiku Matsumoto- HAHAHA! I remember that, and you screamed when you saw Kurotsuchi-Taicho!
Momo Hinamori- Rangiku-chan! Don't tell everyone that I did that!
Rukia Kuchiki- You should rent out Chappy- the movie.
Yachiru Kusajishi- CHAPPY THE MOVIE! I LOVE THAT MOVIE! Get that one Peachy-chan!
Rangiku Matsumoto- No way! We've already seen that movie a zillion times! Ooooh, I know Hinamori, you should bring along those videos of you and Hitsugaya-taicho as kids. Those are hilarious, especially that one of him taking a bath.
Momo Hinamori- I don't think Shiro-chan would like that.
Toshiro Hitsugaya likes this
Toshiro Hitsugaya- Bedwetter! I thought I burnt those videos! And you showed them to Matsumoto? Don't you dare bring those to your sleepover! I will murder you and all those who have watched it if you take it there!
Rangiku Matsumoto likes this
Rangiku Matsumoto- :D Bring them Hinamori, bring them!

Ichigo Kurosaki- Renji is so gonna kick my ass at training tomorrow...His SUPERIORITY scares me shitless.
Renji Abarai likes this
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Ichigo Kurosaki- RENJI YOU ASSHOLE! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU HACK MY ACCOUNT?
Renji Abarai- Haha, I didn't hack your account, when I went on your computer you forgot to log out. Sheesh, you're an idiot.
Ichigo Kurosaki- Just you wait, I'm gonna figure your password...
Renji Abarai- Ha! Good luck with that!

Renji Abarai- Fine...I'll just come out and say it...I'M GAY! That's right! I'm finally out of the closet!
Ichigo Kurosaki, Yachiru Kusajishi, Nanao Ise and twenty others like this
~Comments-
Yachiru Kusajishi- Ha! I knew it! Bya-kun owes me a packet of gummy bears now! YAY!
Ichigo Kurosaki- It's alright Renji, we were all expecting this anyway.
Byakuya Kuchiki- ...I certainly wasn't expecting it...Okay Kusajishi Fuko-taicho, I will fulfil my promise and give you your packet of gummy bears tomorrow.
Ikkaku Madarame- So...when we were both in the eleventh squad...and we had showers together, all that time you were...o_o
Yumichika Ayasegawa- Gay people are beautiful
Renji Abarai- You're going to die Ichigo, you bastards! I'm NOT gay, Ichigo hacked my account! How the hell did you guess my password?
Ichigo Kurosaki- It wasn't that hard. Why did you put something as obvious as: REDPINEAPPLE as your password? Seriously? You wear a t-shirt all the time that says REDPINEAPPLE!
Renji Abarai- Well, did you have to tell everyone I was Gay? My inbox is full of messages from people offering me 'support' and others offering things I DON'T EVEN WANT TO MENTION.
Ichigo Kurosaki- Revenge is a bitch, isn't it?
Renji Abarai- I'm changing my password again -_-

Renji Abarai- Haha! I'm such an idiot! Who the hell would put their password as PASSWORD? Only an idiot like me would do that! :D
Ichigo Kurosaki likes this
~Comments-
Renji Abarai- Seriously...Fuck you, Ichigo.
Ichigo Kurosaki- LOL, saying that won't really help convince people you're not gay.

A/N: Did you like it? (I always say that after a chapter, it's a habit) If you did, review and tell me why, if you didn't...do the same thing!
I love critique and compliments!