Author's Note: I just found what may be my favorite story on MLIA. So, I decided to make this into a D. Gray-man oneshot, since the story was about D. Gray-man.

In this fanfic, Lavi and Kanda are twelve and Allen and Lenalee are ten, BTW.

Disclaimer: Katsura Hoshino owns D. Gray-man and I do not own the My Life is Average story used.


Today my friend and I were pretending to defeat the Millennium Earl from the D. Gray-man anime. My friend walked to a tree, when she realized she stepped on the head of a DEAD SQUIRREL FOUND IN MY BACK YARD! After disposing of it (using a stick and throwing it over the fence) and washing our hands, my friend says, "You do not know how scarring it is to step on a dead squirrel's head," adding "we set out to defeat the Millennium Earl, when it was really the Millennium Squirrel. O(our)LIA


"Crown Clown!"

"Misty Waltz!"

"Mighty Mugen, unsheathe!"

"Big Hammer, Little Hammer, extend!"

Currently, Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee, Yu Kanda, and Lavi Bookman were running around Mana's huge backyard. They were pretending that they were battling the Millennium Earl from their favorite cartoon, D. Gray-man.

"Allen-kun, deliver the final blow to the Millennium Earl!" Lenalee - who was pretending to be injured and in peril - called out to Allen.

"Sword of Exorcism!" Allen yelled as he pulled out a stick, representing the Sword of Exorcism. Allen ran up to a tree, and stopped.

"What's wrong, Allen? Is little Road Kamelot coming down the road?" Lavi asked Allen.

"No... I stepped on something," Allen said as he took his foot off of whatever he stepped on, revealing a dead squirrel. Allen screamed.

"Eww! Allen stepped on a dead squirrel!" Lenalee cried. Kanda crossed his arms.

"What a sissy," Kanda remarked. Allen then picked up the squirrel with a stick and flung it into the neighbor's backyard. Next door...

"What the fuck? Why is there a dead squirrel carcass in my yard?" A man named Cross Marian yelled. Back with the kids...

"You do not know how scarring it is to step on a dead squirrel's head," Allen said to his friends.

"We set out to defeat the Millennium Earl, when it was really the Millennium Squirrel!" Lavi added. Lavi, Allen, and Lenalee laughed.

"Pretending to be in D. Gray-man is lame. Can I go home now?" Kanda asked the three.

"No, Yu. Not until we're done pretending we're in Fullmetal Alchemist. Now, who wants to be Edward?" Lavi asked everyone.


Ending Note: Review if you want to see a DGM oneshot where Lavi gets more lines.