Fallen

Those who died in the Battle of Hogwarts will live on in our memory and in the memories of our children and their children and all our family members not yet born into this world. This is a comemoration of a brave man, and just out of mere childhood who fought and, most probably, died in the name of our cause.

We remember Vincent Crabbe. Skilled student, loyal son, dearest of all his mother's children, promising Death Eater, beloved uncle, and considerate grandson. Supposed Dead. Body not found, but, he would not leave his family if he were still alive. He was too loyal of a boy to abandon those who need him. Vincent will live on in our memories as a fantastic young Slytherin man. He was one of our many youth to become part of the Fallen of our valiant battles.

Next week we will send out a memorial for Pansy Parkinson, body not found, supposed dead.

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