Naruto of DBM 9
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Chi Chi x Naruto x Videl
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Story Start
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Naruto was outside meditating while while Bulma was brewing a cup of coffee. How a girl used of the comforts of well off living thought she could track down all seven dragonballs was funny. During his meditation Naruto had slipped into Sage Mode and as such he was able to sense that one of the rocks wasn't a rock.

''Well I'll be...a sea turtle out this far!'' Naruto said as the thing started moving slowly.

''Hey what's going on out there?'' Bulma wondered as she poked her head out of the window. ''Hey, what's this sea turtle doing so far inland...?''

''Pardon me,'' the tortoise spoke up,''...but if I might trouble you for a bucket of salot water...and a spot of seaweed.''

''Not exactly shy, are you...?'' Bulma responded.

''Hold on...should take me a few minutes,'' Naruto said as he used his speed to shoot down to the ocean and returned with the salt water and seaweed.

''Aah..thank you...thank you so much!'' The sea turtle thanked as he finsihed his meal.

''So what's a seal turtle doing all the way out here?''

''Well I was gathering mushrooms or in the process of gathering when I took a wrong turn and got lost. So I've been wondering the past year, hopng to find my way back to the sea.''

Naruto cracked his neck as he crouched down. ''Well I estimated the distance from the sea to here is about 120 Kilometers.''

''120!'' The sea turtle echoed. ''Oh dear, oh dear...'' he said shaking his head.

''Don't fret Sea-Turtle-san. We can take you to see.'' he volunteered, patting the shell of the creature.

''What are you, nuts!'' The Blue haired girl snapped. ''We've got less then a month left! We can't be wasting time on turtles!''

''Aah, but you had more then enough time to fix your hair though,'' the blond said with a grin as Bulma went red.

''T-That's not the point. It's not our responsibility! We have our own quest.''

''But a dragonball is in the direction of the ocean.'' The blond asked as held up the dragon radar. 'You'd know that if you checked the radar earlier,'' the blond said with a cheeky grin.

With a scowl Bulma reluctantly agreed. Naruto greeted several kagebunshin to carry the turtle. With a command they began carrying the turtle to the sea. After a 15 minute ardjurous or how ever the way you spelled it journey the duo and sea turtle finally arrived to the beach.

''How can I ever thank you!'' The turtle gushed cheerfully.

''It's nothing really.''

''Really, I say, such generosity must no go unrewarded! Could you wait there for just a little bit? I'll bring you back a lovely reward, really!'' he said as he shuffled into the ocean.

''I can't wait to see a 'turtle's' idea of a reward.'' Bulma said as she moved to stand in the ocean to let her feet to cool. ''Yeesh, if I knew we were comin' here, I'd a brought my swimsuit!''

''Weren't you just complaining about wasting time?'' the blond asked with a raised eyebrow as the girl replied with a sharp shut up.

An hour had passed and Bulma was getting axnious. ''I knew this was a waste of time.''

''Well hold on now. I think I see someone on the turtle's back.'' Naruto pointed out, his hand pearing over his forehead.

''You can actually see that far? So who in the heck...'' Bulma began only for the old man to interrupt them.

''Aloha!"' The old man greeted. He was quite the characer with large shades, a brown cane, wearing a hawian shirt, shorts, and a purple turtle shell on his back.

''Sorry to keep you waiting!" the turtle said with a slight bow.

''So you were the ones who helped my friend here?'' the old man wearing a hawaiin shirt and thick beard asked.

''Indeed, I am Uzumaki Naruto and this is my companion Briefs Bulma.'' the blond introduced. ''And you Jii-sama?''

''I? I am...'' he paused before finally answering Naruto's question. ''...Muten Roshi! The Turtle Hermit!'' He turned to the turtle. ''Well only the lands I'm afraid Turtle hermit.''

''Well boy I owe you one. An I'm paying up with a might nice reward.'' He raised his staff. ''Come to me...immortal phoenix!"' The wind blew as nothing happened at all.

''Was that 'immortal' or 'invisible'?'' The blue haired girl deadpanned.

''Sir, if you'll recall the unpleasent with the tainted birth seed...'' the Sea Turtle trailed off.

''Gaah that's right! We lost the poor feller...'' the old man replied as he stroked his beard.

''The 'Immortal Phoenix' died?'' Bulma asked in disbelief.

''I was gonna ask him to grant you immortality...but I guess we better scratch that. I've got it! This is ever better!"' Once more he raised his staff and loudly exclaimed. ''Come to me...Kinto'un!'' the old man commanded as something flew through the sky with amazing speed.

''Wow...''

''I-I-IT'S A CLOUD!"' Bulma cried out. As a cloud parked in front of them.

''This is Kinto'un...And I give it you!'' the man offered.

''So...what does it do?'' Naruto wondered as his hand went right through the cloud.

''It is a magical cloud. It can take you whereever you wish, as long as you can ride it. But...unless you're pure of heart, it'll never even let you on! This cloud's got standards! Here...watch this!'' The Kame sennin tried to get on the cloud fell and as he went right through. ''Eee yaa...my hip!''

''M-Master, how can this be!" the turtle exclaimed with gasp.

Bulma laughed her ass off.

''Surely it's defective...needs a little mystical tune-up, maybe...'' the hermit wondered.

''Pure of heart?'' Naruto asked with a chuckle. Naruto hopped on it only to fall through. ''Huh. Well there goes that.'' he said with a pout. ''What else you got?'' he asked before his eyes landed on the dragonball around his neck. ''The dragonball!'' he exclaimed, bringing it to Bulma's attention as well.

''Hey Ojii-san, why not hand over your dragonball?''

''What...this old thing!'' He said holding up the orange ball dangling around his neck. ''Hhm I could...but you have to do me a little favor.'' He said taking a deep breath as he started to sweat. ''If you let me...peek at...YOUR PANTIES!"' He declared as blood dripped form his nose.

''My p-panties!'' Bulma echoed as her face went red and the Kame-Sennin nodded.

''I see now why you couldn't ride it Master! ''

''Cut me some slack turtle! It's hard bein' the turtle hermit! I deserve the occassional panty-peekin!''

''I guess...if it's only my panties! Look fast!" Bulma said pulling up her shirt to reveal her cotton panties.

''You see that, boy! I always say, live right and life'll throw you a prize now an' then!'' the red faced hermit whispered to turtle.

''Thanks so much old timer. Come on guy lets return home! I need to change my clothes before we head out and track down the next dragonball.''

''Hold on.'' Naruto said as he took out a little red book. ''Kame-Sennin I would like you to have this as a gift. This is a book written by old master. His name is Jirayia and where I'm from he was known as the Hermit of Toads as well. Please except this gift.'' the old master looked skeptical but took the book all the same. After going through a few pages the old master began to giggle and a trail of blood left his nose.

''You my boy are a very great man. I graciously accept your gift.'' the old master said with perverted. ''Feel free to come by home with more of these books anything.''

Goodbyes were soon exchanged as Naruto and Bulma began their journey to where the next dragonball was.

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Chapter End

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I don't want this fic to overtake my other Dragonball one so I'll try to alternate updates. I'll have to go back and refix some chapters in Guardians of Dimensions as I noticed some mistakes. Also Salagir has made quite a bit of mistakes in his Fanon comic. People who say so and so is paired in it. Who the fuck cares? Its not even canon and it doesn't make sense. Bulma and Yamcha would not give birth to a Trunks look alike. So many biological fails were made that day. And yes I willl do some of the other universes. Someone wanted me to do the Bojack one simply to hook Naruto up with all the DBZ females. Uum no. That's stupid. Where's the chance for an interesting story if most of the series is over?

Too many people want mindless lemon and stupidity in fics. Try to remember that there is something called plot and story development. Anyway this is another Take That to people who say I don't update my older fics. Well to hell with you guys. I'm proving you all wrong damnit.

1. Everyone seems to forget that not all Icha Icha is orange. Violence is Red and another one is green. Nearly every fanfic that mentions Icha Icha has it as Red. Its a trope called Never Live It Down where characters are remembered for a few things and people completely disregard traits of their other characters.

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