I DON'T EVEN KNOW...
I DO NOT OWN HETALIA. OR DODGE BALLS. OR A GYM. OR PILLARS. DUDE I DON'T EVEN OWN A TURTLE! ;A;
"GET YOUR BUTTS IN GEAR!"
Yeah... just another normal day.
I groaned and slipped on my red t-shirt.
"You should have like, seen the look on his face when I told him."
"Has anyone seen my deoderant?"
"GUYS! I'M NAKED~~~~"
Yeah, normal day my ass.
I slipped on my shoes and shot out of the locker room and made my way to the gym.
I should really watch where I'm going...
"HEY WHAT TH- oh, sorry kid. Thought you were someone else." The red-eyed teen said as he picked me up.
"I get that a lot.." I said softly, as I adjusted my glasses.
"Well, I guess I'll see you around then..." The red-eyed boy started to run to his class... whatever that was.
"Hey Matt! Who was that?"
Ugh. Why must my brother have such a loud voice?
"Hi Al. I don't know we just kinda crashed into each other."
Al narrowed his eyes. "What'd he look like?"
"W-well, he had red eyes and white hair..."
"OH. HE DID NOT JUST GO THERE." Alfred yelled and stormed off into a random direction before coming back to me. "Which way did he go?"
"A-ah... A-al it's okay, really. I think it was me who bumped into him more than anything... A-and b-besides, we should be going to the gym... C-Coach w-will get mad at us if we-we're late..."
He smiled creepily, "I'll get 'em later."
"S-sure Al... Wh-whatever floats your boat."
I tugged his sleeve in the general direction of the gym.
"GO!" Coach yelled as everyone scrambled to either grab a ball or hide behind people bigger than them.
Me? Oh. I didn't hide. Or grab a ball.
I CLIMBED UP THE PILLARS... someone please remind me why they're in a GYM?
"OH. GET SOME~" Alfred yelled when he hit Ivan in the stomach.
"WHY DON'T YOU, ARU!" Yao threw back the ball that just hit his boyfriend.
The ball hit Alfred straight in the gut.
"HOLY FXSHJRZGKHXGJIZAM!" Alfred crumpled to the floor clutching his gut.
"OI! GET THE KOALA!"
An eruption of dodge balls were thrown in my general direction, but... I'm a ninja so I jumped down and did a Matrix around every single ball that was thrown at me.
"Matt! That so HEROIC!" Alfred said... still on the ground... rolling on the gym floor... not getting stepped on... but tripping other people in the process.
Dieu. My brother's an idiot...
Quoi - What (French)
Dieu - God (French)
GAH. MIND. WHY Y NO THINK OF THINGS TO WRITE! :U
...was this Crack-y?
It's kinda hard to picture it liek that since my mornings go ALMOST EXACTLY like this... One of my friends actually DID climb up one of the pillars in our gym... just so she could escape being impaled by dodge balls .
And I would be like Ivan... getting hit, then having someone else hit them back~ XD
Please R&R~ They make me happy and get more motivation~~
Oh. Don't forget, If you get swallowed by a unicorn, don't worry. He just wants to be friends... eue