: What up? This is . Please, enjoy this second chapter and we will try to update often this year. And now, "She's Mine!" BobaAddict and 's collab continues!
Haruhi desperately searches her mind for something, ANYTHING to distract Tamaki.
"Senpai, shouldn't we be going now?"
"WHAT? GOING? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, GOING? THOSE TWO BOYS WERE BULLYING ME AND STARING AT YOU!"
Haruhi sighs and breathes in the warm, damp air of the concert stadium. She knows exactly what to do in this situation.
"WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT WHAT THOSE TWO BOYS WERE DOING? SO WHAT IF THEY WERE BULLYING YOU?"
Tamaki's mouth clamps shut, his pupils contract at an alarming rate. His purple hued eyes suddenly mist over with tears. He turns away from the bewildered audience, hand over mouth, tail between legs.
This is quite a sight to see. Everyone knows that Tamaki is not like this. Even the Hitachiin brothers fail to comment on Tamaki's strange behavior. Perhaps the lack of hydrogen dioxide* may be the problem.
"Oh, senpai. I didn't mean it that way," Haruhi tries to make amends.
"Really, daughter?" Tamaki slowly lifts his head. He opens his eyes once again. Then, he catches Haruhi's stares through his moist eyes.
Haruhi opens her mouth. Her eyes waver between Tamaki-senpai's back and the dark ceiling above her. What should she say? Her mouth inquiringly closes back together. Should she really comfort such an idiot?
"Well, what, daughter?"
"At least you'll have some water to finally wet that stupid mouth of yours."
Tamaki's eyes expand to exponential heights. He lifts his hands to the sky and falls to the floor. A tall shadow appears next to him. The situation has Tadase nervous. He quickly steps in front of Ami. He leans backwards; close enough so Ami could hear him over the loud music.
"Don't worry, Hinamori-San, I will protect you." Tadase tries to put on a brave act.
"I know you will, little Kiddy King."
Ikuto steps forward. He leans in and grabs Tadase by the neck. Despite of Tadase's furious struggles, Ikuto still manages to sneak a lick at Tadase's golden head.
"Ikuto! What the heck?!" Tadase shouts.
"Gotcha!" Ikuto smirks.
"Why are you always so mean to me?!" Tadase sniffs.
After the wonderful brotherly conversation, the two decide to watch the idiots.
"HEY, DON'T JUST STAND THERE AND LOOK AT ME. DO SOMETHING!"
The tall man is still there. And you guessed it, he's still not doing anything.
"COME ON, MAN, DO SOMETHING!"
"PLEASE, MAN. I REALLY, REALLY WANT YOU TO HELP ME UP!"
Haruhi walks away.
"This is getting too embarrassing."
"Yeah, I agree."
Haruhi seems to have bumped into a stranger. How awkward.
"Sorry, didn't see you there. What's your name?"
"No, don't worry about it. My name's Rima, anyway. You?"
At that moment, the shadowy figure finally does something.
"FINALLY YOU DO SOMETHING, MORI. I WAS GETTING IMPATIENT BACK THERE."
"Say, Haruhi. Does that guy Mori ever say anything?" Rima asked.
What can Haruhi reply? In reality, Mori never really says anything.
"Oh. So, are these all the people in your posse?"
"Well, there's a few more. Not all of them are idiots like them, don't worry," Haruhi reassures.
After the two girls acquainted themselves, Rima starts to look around. Haruhi's eyes follow Rima's to a rather interesting sight. Rima's mouth gapes open.
"What…the…" are the only words she could emit from her facial orifice.
: End of chapter I know, ending on a cliffhanger, cheap.
BobaAddict: Alright, we've decided to make this story present tense, so I'm currently editing the first chapter. By the way, sorry for not updating in one and a half years, but it was really Aquarius's fault.
BobaAddict: You said you were going to start the second chapter, so when a few months passed without any progress, I offered to start it instead, but you were like, 'No! I really want to start it!'
BobaAddict: Haha, now I get to write YOUR script, Apple-chan.
: Your editing lacks continuity.
BobaAddict: We're typing this on Google Docs right now, guys. Don't mind us.
: I really enjoyed that hamburger you made today, Apple-chan
BobaAddict: Well, I don't know how to cook at all but...you're welcome.
: DIARRHEA UP YOUR PANSY DANDELIONS MY CABINETS HAVE BEEN WAXED OH MY GOD ELEPHANT BOTTOMS SO VOLUPTUOUS UP HIS NOSE AND DOWN HIS ESOPHAGUS OH I LIKE TO WAX WITH HIS DIRTY USURPED HAIR.
BobaAddict: Goodness gracious, my mother's wishes. omg wut Now review while I watch Aquarius waxes her cabinets with some guy's dirty usurped hair. This should be entertaining...
(Sorry for the extremely short chappie, by the way)