"Sticks and stones, Tony. Sticks and stones!"

"Then why do you make such a big deal of it, McGrudge?"

"Maybe because I don't like to be disrespected, DiNozzo!"

"Come on! It's just a joke!"

"Well maybe I'm sick of your jokes!"

"Wow, Probie, when'd you get to be such a stick-in-the-mud?"

"Just forget it, DiNozzo."

"Where are you going?"

"I'm calling a cab, and I'm leaving."

"Fine!"

"Fine."

"Yeah, go ahead!"

"I'm going!"

"Y—"

Bang! And with that, the young agent fell forward, hitting the pavement.

"McGee?"

The senior agent ran up to his partner.

"McGee!"

He ripped out his cell and started dialing.

"D****t!"