um... excuse me, but is there anyone who can help me?

i remember reading this story and i cant find it anywhere

its where edward is a prince and its all human.

bellas mom is a total bitch and bella goes to a park and finds edward there and they then eat hot dogs and hes like...allergic to mustard or something and yeah

and bella is an artist...

at the time when i read it it was only 6 chapters, so i hope that narrows it down...


a.k.a. KeLLaN-SHouLD-RuLe-THe-WoRLD