The Warrior Cat Show!
Narrator: Welcome to the Warrior Game Show… Starring: Flash!
Flash: *walking in* thank you, thank you. But I'm not alone. Please welcome my BFF, Sloefur!
Sloefur: (pale gray she-cat with darker flecks) Flash, I believe I was promised hot coco and cookies
Flash hands her the cookies and coco
Sloefur dashes away, eating.
Flash: Uh… oh yeah, we're rolling. Ok, please welcome Smokefang!
Smokefang: (black tom with amber eyes) Yo, why's sis on the ground?
Flash: Sugar educed coma
Flash: *clearing her throat* welcome Rainwillow!
Rainwillow: (white she-cat) *glances at Sloefur* Sugar coma?
Rainwillow shakes head sadly, and goes to sit in front of the computer
Flash: Anyway, this is our last crew member! Cash!
Cash: Yo, yo!
Flash stares dreamily at the handsome brown tabby.
Sloefur: *awake* Flash, you ok?
Rainwillow: Anyway, we are going to get famous warrior cats on our show tonight by using Cash's poof-gun! They must do what we say, with dares and truths! So stick around! *grunts* Uh, Flash?
Flash: Oh, right, right! Our first guest is that brown tabby from WindClan! Give it up for… Heathertail!
Flash: *serious face* Now, we understand that you love Lionblaze
Heathertail: I do not!
Flash nods to Rainwillow and Smokefang. They bring in a lie detector
Flash: Let me try this again: do you love Lionblaze?
Heathertail: *crying* Yes! Yes, I do!
Smokefang: Traitor to WindClan!
Flash: *watching as Smokefang shreds Heathertail* Uh… I think I'll have to get Smokefang off Heathertail. Well, be back for more!
Five hours later…
Flash: *wrestling Smokefang to the ground* You don't need to kill Heathertail! That's my job! *sees camera* Oh, hello there. Welcome back to the Warrior Cat Show!
Rainwillow: So, Heathertail, ready to tell the truth?
Rainwillow: You shouldn't have said that. Your still in the lie detector
Sloefur: I LOVE FRIED CHICKEN
Crew: ^.^ Wow
Sloefur: *looking pleadingly at Flash* Please, can we order some from KFC?
Flash: I suppose… ^_^
Cash: I'll order it!
Another One Hours Later…
Flash: *gulp* Oh, yeah. Sorry for the delay. Anyway, Heathertail, which do you love more: Lionblaze or Breezepelt?
Suddenly Flash claps her hands (er, paws) and Lionblaze and Breezepelt appear from a cloud of dust
Lionblaze: What the…?
Flash: Wizard powers!
Breezepelt: Well… that's a first…
Flash: Anyway, Heathertail, choose!
Heathertail: *sweaty* uh… I choose… uh…
Lionblaze: I have a question. If she chooses one of us, what happens to us?
Smokefang: *lifting chainsaw* Oh, you'll find out… bhawahaw!
Heathertail: *still sweaty* I choose… LIONBLAZE!
Heathertail: *squealing* I love you, Lionblaze!
Flash: Well, Cash, poof them outta here!
Heathertail: *straining against the reins that held down her paws and tail* No! Lionblaze, come back!
Random Cat From the Audience: This is jive! You hear me! You all jive!
Flash: *confused* Uh… Smokefang?
Smokefang: With pleasure
RCFTA: You all jive! ^.^
Crew: SMOKEFANG! KILL HIM!
Smokefang grabs RCFTA and tosses him out the window. There is a muffled scream and the sound of a car
Sloefur: Uh… bro? You know that we're on the top of a building. Smokefang: Yes?
Sloefur: Never mind
Flash: Anyway, Heathertail. Which is better? ThunderClan or WindClan?
Heathertail: THUNDERCLAN! Its totally ThunderClan! They have such muscular and handsome cats!
Cash: Well, I'm from ThunderClan
Heathertail: *batting her eyelashes* Oh, I've noticed
Flash: I'LL KILL YOU!
Rainwillow: Our next guest will be Tawnypelt! So stick around!
Crew: *holding Flash back* Stop it! Stop it!