A/N: So this is how this works: Each chapter is someone different. I'll have the top three things you don't let them do, and a drabble illustrating each point. Yeah. I don't own Merlin. Or LMFAO's Party Rock Anthem. (I stole the idea for using it from myself).


Gwaine

3. Leave him in charge of the knights.

"Alright, everyone!" Gwaine called, "Arthur's gone, and he left me in charge. Which is probably a mistake. Anyways, I want you to shuffle."

"What?" Percy asked.

"Shuffle. Like Party Rock Anthem. 'Everyday I'm shuffling'? No? Wow."

"No clue." Lancelot said.

"Ah. Well, we could bother Merlin…"

"Shouting 'bother' at people is really dumb, Gwaine." Elyan said.

"Yeah, right. We could…stalk Gwen?" Gwaine proposed.

"She gets stalked enough as is." Lancelot said.

"We could train?" Elyan asked.

"Naaah, where's the fun in that?" Gwaine asked.

He was then treated to the odd sound of the knights of Camelot facepalming in sync.


2. Let him talk to Morgana.

"Hey, you know, you're quite beautiful." Gwaine said from behind Morgana.

She whipped around.

"Who are you, and how did you find me?" she asked, dangerously calm.

"Well, Arthur went all 'I'll save the world now', and Merlin followed, so I'm left wandering around the forest."

"Arthur and Merlin? Where did they go?"

"I'm drunk, but I'm not that drunk, sweetheart."

She slapped him. "Don't call me that."

Gwaine put a hand to his cheek. "Oww… I'll forgive that once."

Morgana rolled her eyes.

After hours of searching, Merlin and Arthur found Gwaine and Morgana making out against a tree.


1. Don't ever, ever let him sit on the throne.

It was a stressful day in court. Tensions were very high, and at one point Uther found it necessary to get out of his throne.

Gwaine was all over that opportunity. He dove onto the throne when Uther wasn't paying attention.

"Oi, you lot! Listen to me!" Gwaine shouted.

Dead silence, other than Merlin laughing.

"Hey, mate, I'm serious here. First thing first, Uther?"

"Yes…" Uther said.

"Your son is currently in love with a servant girl, and his best friend is his servant."

"Gwaine, if you'd stop ruining my life now…" Arthur said.

"Nah, don't feel like it. Sorry!"


A/N: Reviews are much loved.