MerlinandMorganaare now friends.
Morgana Merlin"Why didn't you add me before?"
Merlin -I don't know.
Morgana- I'm holding this against you.
Arthur- Watch out, she might try to kill you.
Arthur Merlin "I found a spot on my armor. I need you to come polish it immediately."
Merlin - I'll be right over.
Morgana - We all know what you mean by "polishing armor." There's no use hiding it.
Arthur - I don't know what you're talking about.
Merlin - Arthur can't be seen in dirty armor.
Morgana - *sigh* If you're going to be so stubborn about it…
Uther - lol.
Gwen Merlin "So how are things going with Arthur? You two seemed pretty happy today."
-Morgana,Gaius, and 11 Others like this.
Merlin - What are you talking about?
Gwen - Just come out with it already.
Merlin - Come out with what?
Gwen - …
Merlinhas changed his relationship to "It's Complicated."
Arthur, Gwen and 36 Others like this.
Merlin Arthur "So when can I change my you know what to you know what."
Arthur - Can you be any more vague, Merlin?
Morgana - He wants to know when he can change his relationship status from "It's Complicated" to "In a Relationship with Arthur."
-Gwenand 54 Others like this.
Uther Pendragon"Walked in on my son standing very close to his manservant. lol."
Morganaand 343 Others like this.
Merlin is now friends with Morgause.
Arthur - Are you adding every witch that comes along now?
Morgause - Don't be jealous, he's not interested in me romantically.
Arthurhas changed his relationship status to "It's Complicated."
Morgana- Synchronized boyfriends.
-Gwen,Gaiusand 67 Others like this.
Arthur Pendragon "There is nothing going on between me and Merlin."
Gwen - Merlin and I*
Merlin - …
Morgana Arthur "I don't think Merlin can take secrecy much longer."
Arthur - We aren't keeping anything a secret.
Morgana - It's okay, I know. I read his blog.
Arthur - His what?
Morgana - Oh, Merlin has a Tumblr now. He didn't tell you?
Merlin - …I think we need to talk…
Arthur Merlin"You're an idiot, you know that?"
Arthur -But at least you're my idiot.
Morgana- Touching, it really is. You really know how to sweet talk don't you?
Arthur - I hate you.
Arthuris in a relationship withMerlin.
Morgana,Gwen, and 67 Others like this.
MerlinandGwaineare now friends.
MerlinandLeonare now friends.
Merlinis now friends withNimueh.
Gwaine Merlin"You should've added me sooner. Now I can tag all these pictures I have with you."
Gwaine Merlin"Are you still coming round for dinner tonight?"
Merlin - Definitely! Arthur hasn't made any plans with me so I'm free tonight.
Morgana,MorgauseandNimuehlike this photo ofGwaineandMerlin.
Merlin- A trio of witches can never be a good sign.
Morgana- Or can it?
Morgause- We didn't even have to cast a spell.
Morgana- We really should have thought of this sooner.
Arthur- MERLIN. WAT.
Merlin Emryssaid "Arthur is upset with me."
Gwaine- Want to come round for some cheering up?
Arthur- No. He's staying with me tonight.
Uther Pendragonhas listed Merlin Emrysas his son.
Arthur,Gwenand 239 Others like this.
Merlin- Does this mean I don't have to be a servant anymore?
Arthur- I thought you liked playing servant!
-Morgana,Morgauseand 96 Others like this.
Arthur- BEING MY**
Gwaine17:34:07: "Have you been avoiding me?"
Merlinis unavailable to chat.
Gwaine Arthur"Do you know why Merlin isn't talking to me?"
Morgana Arthur"So should we overthrow your kingdom or should we let your jealousy over Merlin do it for us?"
Uther Pendragonsaid "I didn't need to see what I just saw. :,(((((("
Arthur- I'd say I was sorry, but that's what you get for not knocking.
Arthur- It felt too good to be sorry about.
Arthur- Merlin is good at what he does.
Morgana Gwaine"Are you coming to dinner tonight? I'm having Merlin over."
Gwaine -I'll be there.
Gwaine Merlin"Why weren't you at Morgana's for dinner?"
Arthur- Did you forget the fact that she's a witch?
Merlin Gwaine"Will you stop sending me relationship requests? I'm spoken for."
Arthuris now Engaged toMerlin.
Gwen,Gaiusand 107 Others like this.
Gwen Merlin"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME HE PROPOSED?"
Merlin- Because he didn't. It's only Facebook official.
Gwen- That counts for EVERYTHING.
Hunith Merlin"I TOLD YOU HE CARED FOR YOU. YOUR MOTHER KNOWS BEST."
Arthur- Destiny and Chicken!
Kilgharrah - No. Just…no.
Gwaine Arthur"I hate you."
Merlin Emryssaid "Okay, guys, Arthur and I aren't getting married! It's just on Facebook!"
Arthur -We're not?
Merlin- Well…I mean…
Merlin- Not right now…
Gwen Arthur"HURRY YOUR ASS UP AND PROPOSE!"
Hunith- GET YOUR ASS DOWN ON ONE FUCKING KNEE.
Gwen -TAKE OUT A FUCKING RING
Hunith- AND PROPOSE.
Merlin Emryssaid "So…um…I'm hyperventilating right now."
Merlin Emryssaid "HE PROPOSED."
Gwen,Hunithand 576 Others like this.
Uther- Too bad it's illegal.
Arthurhas changed his relationship status to single.
Merlinhas changed his relationship status to Widow.
Kilgharrah -You have failed me, Merlin.
Hunith Merlin"ARTHUR IS DEAD? YOU HAVEN'T EVEN HAD YOUR WEDDING YET. I'LL NEVER BE ROYALTY NOW."
Merlin Arthur"I miss you so much. Why'd you have to die? "
Arthur- I miss you, too. It's lonely being cremated. Cuddle with my ashes.
Merlin- Okay, that's just weird. I'll be in your chambers in ten.
Arthur- I'll be underwater.
Uther Pendragonsaid "lulz, I'm tr0lling Tumblr. LYFFIZGUD."
Arthur -Sometimes I pretend that you're not my father. It helps me sleep at night.
Kilgharrah Arthur"My slash senses are tingling."
Merlin- I don't know how you always know when Arthur and I…well…you know.
Morgana -There's nothing mystical about it. The whole kingdom can hear you, Merlin.
Merlin- I'm not that loud!
Arthur- Merlin is definitely a screamer.
Uther Pendragonsaid "4:20 BITCHEZZZ"
Arthur- Do you even know what you're saying anymore?"
Uther Pendragonsaid "I hereby decree that my son and his boyfriend can legally marry within the realm of Camelot…lulz."
Hunith,Gwenand 773 Others like this.
Uther - I didn't post this.
Uther Arthur"Did you hackzz my account?"
Uther- Then there's only one explanation for this.
Arthur- Please don't say it.
Arthur -How do you have friends.
Kilgharrah The Greatsaid "I wish Merlin would quiet down. Since we're connected I can hear everything he says or thinks."
Arthur- What can I say? I'm good at what I do.
Kilgharrah- Modesty is a virtue.
Arthur - Says a dragon who calls himself "The Great."
Kilgharrah -But I -am- The Great Dragon.
Arthur -You're also the -ONLY- dragon. There's no one to verify what you say. Merlin nightly verifies what I say.
Uther Pendragonsaid "I can't figure out how to delete the earlier post so I have no choice, but to let my son get married to a…"
Gwaine Merlin"You have broken my heart."
Merlin- You'll recover.
Gwaine -I will surely die.
Arthur- At least you'll stop hanging out below my window so that you can hear Merlin better.
Merlin Morgana"I need your help. Get rid of Gwaine."
Morgana -Why can't you do it yourself? You have more magic than me.
Merlin- I'm not evil.
Morgana- Valid observation. I'll see what I can do.
Gwaine Merlin"I think you should know that Morgana has turned me into a woodcutter made of tin."
Gwaine- I don't have a heart and I rust in the rain.
Morgana Pendragonsaid "A house fell on Morgause. Working on a resurrection spell now. Some girl ran off with her boots though."
Uther Pendragonsaid "A girl and a dog asked for a heart for her friend made of metal. I killed them for…"
Arthur- You killed Gwaine.
MerlinandArthurare now married.
Gwen likes this.
Arthur- I honestly thought more people would like this.
Uther -What's to like? You're married to a
Arthur -I'm not talking to you.
Uther Pendragonsaid "I am tired of these shenanigans."
Merlin- What shenanigans?
Arthur- He's not talking to you because you're a
Kilgharrah The Greatsaid "I'm going deaf from Merlin's screams."
Merlin- At least they're screams of pleasure instead of pain.