The Adventures of Stupid Chicken and lil' Stupid Chicken
Story 1: Spaghetti and Boom-Balls
"Ok son, let's get some lunch." The very stupid chicken said to equally stupid (but getting smarter unlike his dad because he went to school) son.
"Ok daddy." He replied
Soon they had been seated and the two chickens ordered the spaghetti and meatballs.
"Here's your food sir." The waiter said as he handed them their food.
The spaghetti was cooked to perfection. The sauce was just right. The meatball were ticking. TICKING!
"Mmm… this is delicious" lil'Chicken said to his dad.
"I know what you mean son." Chicken added, "The ticking meatballs are great!"
"TICKING!" screamed lil' Chicken as he looked down at the meatball on his fork. He was glad he hadn't eaten one yet.
"RUN!" he screamed as he scrambled for the nearest bomb shelter, being that his dad blew up all the time.