Text Convo Between Bruce and Dick:
B: Did berry cum tent?
D: Wet the fluke?
B: Oh ship, I meant, *Dick Barry come yet?
D: *What the fuck?
B: Did Barry come yet?
Text Convo between Artemis and Wally:
A: I got hick strippers for dinner, is that okay?
W: Um...I perfer my stripped to be babes, not hicks
A: I meant chicken strips
Text Convo between Zantana and Kaldur:
K: What was the pussy of last nights metronome?
Z: Excuse me!?
K: Oh good lord! I meant *what was the point of last nights meeting
Z: ...Maybe you should just call me...
Text Convo between Megan and Conner:
M: Wanker is gonna be going hoe, so you only need to set fortnight Pluto
C: Who's wanker?
C: what's a hoe?
C: and what on Earth is a fortnight Pluto?
M: Hippo Began, I mean to say Wall is going hole so we only need front plutonium set
M: *Hello *Megan *Walking *Hope *four *Platter
C: I'm assuming Wally is going home, so I only need to set four plates?