LET THE FOUR CORNERS OF THE WORLD UNITE! TODAY WE CELEBRATE OUR ANCESTORS ACCOMPISHMENT OF TRAINING MONSTERS SO THEY MAY HELP US WITH OUR DAILY LIVES AND FOR ALSO FIGHTING FOR OUR AMUSEMENT. THIS TOURNAMENT WAS MADE TO SEE WHO SHALL BE MASTER OF ALL POKEMON. LET THE TOURNAMENT BEGIN!
That is what the announcer said for the MASTER COMPITION, which the stupid Satoshi Ash Ketchum was entered in, since he FINALLY was able to catch all the known Pokémon and won all the Pokémon Leagues. It didn't take him very long to defeat all the ELITE FOUR members either. How was able to do that you may ask? Isn't he a complete loser who only wins battles by pure luck and cheating? Well, he actually figured out he could defeat anybody as long as he thought of a really stupid way to defeat them. After that he got on a winning streak that never stopped, except for when he wasn't actually battling, mostly when he's eating.
Satoshi cleared through his opponents with ease, using electric attacks on Pokémon with the ability lightning rod, using normal moves on ghost types, killing water types with fire types. Ash was winning so much that Charizard was obediently taking orders from him, for if he didn't he would faint. Then Satoshi met with his last opponent, the only one standing between him and the rank of Pokémon Master, the winner of last year's tournament and CURRENT Pokémon Master. His opponent was his father.
First out of his Pokeball, was Arceus.
Arceus let out a blood curdling roar, but that didn't scare Ash. He had the idea he was unbeatable.
Ash: Go Caterpie!
Then Caterpie came out of the pokeball.
Father of Ash: Boy, do you really think you can defeat me with a caterpie! You must be JOKING! AH HAHAHA ! Arceus! Use judgement!
The judgement move didn't do a damn thing to Caterpie's health.
Father of Ash: WHAT!
Ash: Now's your chance Caterpie! Use SUBMISSION!
Father of Ash: Caterpie can't do submission!
Caterpie use submission on Arceas, which took out all of its health points except for 16 points. Unfortunetly for Ash, Caterpie completely fainted when it hit the ground.
Ash and his father said the F word at the same time.
Ash cussed because his Caterpie fainted.
Ash's father cussed because his Arceus was almost killed by a Caterpie.
And so, Ash had 5 Pokémon left, his father had Arceus and 5 other Pokémon left.