Darthemius: I'm back and… where are all the ovations?

Okay, no fooling around this time.

First of all I'd like to say something to people who follow strict moral code and cherish family values… STOP FUCKING READING THIS STORY RIGHT NOW!

Okay, people. I believe that many of you who are reading this also read "Everyone has darkness". If that's true, then you must know that my sense of moral WAS AMPUTATED RIGHT AFTER MY BIRTH!

So what I'm trying to say is, if incest is one of things you can't comprehend, then you're better stop reading this right now and return to your usual fluff.

Actually I'm quite confused, guys. You see, when I started this story many people suggested a way to kill Naruto's enemies… And quite a way actually! Like tear their heads off and place them on spikes… Or tear them with bare hands and eat their guts…

Well okay yeah, maybe I exaggerated a little with the last one, but still. What confuses me is that same people wo enjoys violence so much… couldn't stand Naruto kissing his sister. Are we so used to see violence these days that we treat it like necessity?

I mean come on! Remember Alucard? Well he ate people ALIVE! But did someone call him immoral? I bet my friend's balls no one did…

Naruto: I did…

Darthemius: Oh, hey man! What's in your hand?

Naruto: This? Oh, just a small petition…

Darthemius: What petition?

Naruto: Well you see, some guys want to return our "Naruto versus" omakes. So they got this petition…

Darthemius: Let me see that… (Looking at the petition) If you want "Naruto versus" omakes back, give us a HELL YEAH… (Looking back at Naruto) You know… I promised no fooling around this time…

Naruto: Come on, man! You denied me cola, sunglasses and RKO! At least you can sign this!

Darthemius: Fuck no! That means I will have to write more.

Naruto: Lazy bastard! Then I'm going to our readers!

Darthemius: Yeah, you do that… Sigh, oh yeah almost forgot. This story indeed will not be a bashing fic as I promised. And Hinata fans… if there's any one of you reading this. I'm true to my word; you'll like what I'll do with her.

AND LAST WARNING! If you couldn't understand what I said above… This story will defy everything morality stands for! If you don't like… well, I've got two words for you.

Now on with the story…


Chapter three: A-ranked genin.

"Nii-san!" – talks.

"You're in the way." – thoughts.


Naruto's apartment…

"Uwaaaaaaaaaah!" Naruto sat up on his bed and stretched. "What a wonderful feeling! It's almost like when I was back in Oto…" He said and stopped.

'Wait a second… What was I doing every night back in Oto?' He thought to himself.

"Mmm…" Sounded nearby, confirming his worries.

"Don't tell me…" He carefully raised the blanket and looked under it. 'Yep, jackpot.'

"Mmm, Jin…" Tsubaki muttered happily in her sleep with a very satisfied smile on her face.

'Haha! I screwed my own sister! I'm the worst son of a bitch… Life is good!' Naruto thought and leaned back. 'But how did it come to this…?'


"Finally dammit!" Naruto exclaimed, preparing for sleep. "I thought this academy shit will never end… Still, everything is according to plan for now, so I shouldn't push my luck."

The genin laid down on his bed and placed his hands behind his head. 'A genin huh? Orochimaru would probably be laughing right now if he knew… Well, he's laughing only until I meet him again. He's the only other person who knows I'm Uzumaki Naruto. I really have to correct that one, nobody should know… And when I meet him…'

Suddenly his eyes widened in realization and he sat up on his bed sharply. 'Fuck! Fucking Konoha and its fucking teamwork! I really forgot that I will be placed on a team… Then if I meet Orochimaru… with my team… Disaster! He will surely uncover my identity! Then I will be compromised! The only solution I see is to kill off my team as well and try to blame Orochimaru… But if I will return alone, Hokage will get suspicious for sure…'

Jin laid back down and hit the bed with his fist. "Damn it! Well, I guess I'll have to stay clear from this pedophile for a while. After all, he means nothing… Nii-san is what's important!" He said with insane look on his face.



"Huh? Who can it be at this hour?" Naruto asked, standing up.


"I'm coming, I'm coming." He said, opening the door. "Tsubaki?"

"H-Hi, Jin-kun…" The girl said, blushing madly.

"What are you doing here at this hour? Won't your father look for you?"

"No, he won't." Tsubaki stated. "I told him I can't get asleep, so I'm gonna go train."

Naruto raised an eyebrow. "And he bought it?"

"Apparently… Can I come in?"

Jin stepped out of the way. "Sure, go ahead." She went in and he closed the door behind.

"Make yourself at home… Though I guess this little room of mine can hardly compare to Hokage mansion…"

Tsubaki giggled and sat down on the bed. "Your guess is quite right. My bathroom is bigger."

Naruto bowed mockingly. "Well sorry, Namikaze-sama, that my humble apartment cannot meet your accommodations!"

After she stopped laughing he continued.

"So, what can I help you with?"

"Umm…" The girl blushed harder. "I don't know how to ask…"

"Try with your mouth." Naruto interrupted.

Tsubaki gulped and stood up. "Yes… I guess I'll try that…" Then she walked closer to Naruto and captured his lips with hers.

Mercenary's eyes widened slightly. 'That's not exactly what I meant when I said to try with her mouth, but what the hell!' With that thought in mind he wrapped his arms around girl's lower back and pulled her closer.

"Mmm…" Tsubaki moaned into his mouth, melting into the kiss. 'Ino was right, it really feels good!'

"So…" Naruto started when they parted for air. "You just wanted a good night kiss?"

The red head bit her lower lip and shook her head.

"No?" Naruto asked with raised eyebrow. "What then?"

"I…" She hesitated. 'Damn! Why is it so hard all of sudden?' "I… I want…"

"You want what?"

"I want you, dammit!" She shouted, but then quickly covered her mouth with both her hands.

"Eh? You want me?" Naruto asked in disbelief. "You want me in that way?"

Unable to squeeze any words out of herself, Tsubaki just nodded.

'Haha! My sister wants to have sex with me! I wonder what should I do…' He looked her up and down. 'Man, she's hot! Kind off reminds me of Tayuya too. It's not that I care about our blood relation… but still I feel kinda off.'

"Jin, I…"

"Is that really what you want?"

She nodded again.

Naruto sighed. "Well, I don't mind… but why now though? Tomorrow is team placement, and…"

"That's exactly because!" She interrupted. "Father said that it is very unlikely for the two of us to be placed on one team, so… um…"

"You thought you won't get another chance soon?" Jin asked.

"Yes. That and…"

"And what?"

Tsubaki looked down. "Genin missions are mostly safe, but even one of them can end in death. I don't really think I will die, but no one is safe from accidents, right? And if worst came to worst, I don't want to die without experiencing… well, you know…"

"Don't do this, she's your sister!"Chibi angel Naruto said, appearing on real Naruto's right shoulder.

"Go ahead! Fuck this horny red haired bitch's brains out! She's begging for it anyway!" Chibi devil Naruto said, appearing on the left shoulder. "Besides, you want it just as much!"

"No, think about morality!" Angel continued.

"Fuck morality! There is a hot girl in front of you, begging for it! Go nail her!" Devil countered.

"Don't! She is your family!" Angel pressed.

"I've had enough!" Devil stated. "Mangekyo Sharingan!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Angel screamed, fully covered in black flames, which reduced him to a pile of crap in seconds.

"Now with this fool's gone… fetch!"Devil pointed at the girl.

Naruto grinned evilly. 'Well, god is my witness; it was not my intention!' He thought, launching himself onto his sister.

Tsubaki could only gasp before his tongue invaded her throat. This kiss was not like the first ones. They were gentle and caring… This one was nothing but pure lust and desire…

And she liked it more…

Passion completely overwhelmed Yondaime Hokage's daughter. Everything stopped mattering to her… everything beside boy… no, man who was kissing her right now.

Naruto grabbed Tsubaki's butt, making her gasp a little, then picked girl up and lay down on his bed.

Tsubaki was feeling it already. Her underwear started to became wet and shivers went down her spine when Jin started to play with her erect nipples. She needed it, and she needed it now… and she understood it… and it seems like her Kyuubi part understood it as well…

Unnoticed by Naruto, Tsubaki's eyes flickered red for a second and her nails enlarged slightly.

Next thing Naruto knew, his T-shirt was torn to shreds.

'Holy shit!' Mercenary thought with slightly wide eyes. 'Definitely like Tayuya…'

"Jin, I… I can't hold back anymore…" She stated. "I need it, please…"

Naruto smirked. 'Well, she asked for it herself!' He thought and started to remove her clothes. 'Holy…!'

Yep, if he thought his sister was hot before, now, without any piece of clothes on her, she was SMOKIN HOT!

"You're beautiful…" Naruto stated.

"Jin…" Tsubaki looked at him with stars in her eyes as he leaned over her. She spread her legs willingly for him…

"This is your first time, right?" He whispered.

"Uh-huh." The girl nodded.

"Then I guess I must warn that it will probably hurt a little…" Naruto whispered again. This time already in her ear.

"It's okay…" She replied, wrapping her arms around him. "I'll gladly bear any pain to be with you…"

Naruto's eyes widened. 'Now THAT was sexy!' He thought… and then…

"AAAH!" Tsubaki screamed, when Naruto entered her with his full strength, taking away her virginity.

"Are you okay?" He asked.

"Yes, yes!" She replied hastily… But Jin noticed that she was biting her lip and her nails were still digging painfully into his back. "I just… need a second…"

"Take your time, don't push yourself." Naruto said, relaxingly.

"I uh… I think I'm okay now…"



"Well then…" Naruto moved backwards slightly… and then entered her once again.

"A-Ah! AH!" Tsubaki screamed again, but in pleasure this time. "What is…? Ah!"

Naruto suddenly looked at her moaning face… and almost came right then and there.

'Damn she's so sexy right now!'

"Jin!" Tsubaki yelled for the whole village to hear. "This is wonderful! I feel so good!"

Naruto had to admit he felt good as well.

'Fuck, now here is the difference between her and Tayuya… Man she's tight! No wonder, she was a virgin a couple of minutes ago…'

He quickened his pace and Tsubaki's head arched backwards.

"Jin! More, please don't stop!" She pleaded, wrapping her legs around him as well.

'Like Hell I'll stop now!' Naruto thought, fastening his thrusts even more.

"Ah! I… I feel strange…" The girl muttered between moans. "Something is… coming. I can feel it! Jin, hold me! Hold me tighter!"

"Guh…" Naruto grunted. 'She just… feels too good…' He thought, thrusting into her with full force.

"JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!" Tsubaki screamed at the top of her lungs when she reached her very first orgasm. Her small but developed body twitched violently because of the wonderful sensation she was experiencing.

Aparently that was enough for Naruto as well.

"Gah… Sorry, Tsubaki…" He whispered before pulling her closer and shooting his pretty big load deep inside her trembling womb.

It didn't last too long, and when blissful feeling finally ended Naruto fell on top of Tsubaki, but then quickly turned over, so she could rest on his chest instead.

"Huff… Huff… Jin, that was…"

"Incredible, yeah…" Naruto finished for her.

"True, but… Why did you say 'sorry', right before you… well…?" The girl asked.

"Umm…" Naruto started, but then took a pause. 'Maybe because you're my sister, you dummy? Sigh, I hope it won't end bad… I did cum inside her after all…'

"Well?" Tsubaki pressed.

"Well… it's just I thought I should apologize for not being able to last any longer…" He replied. 'Please buy it…'

The red head smirked. "I see… Well if you're this sorry, then I just have let you do this again!"

Naruto raised an eyebrow. "We've got team placement tomorrow, you know…"

Girl's smirk widened. "Consider this an order, Kisaragi-kun."

Naruto smirked back. "As you wish, Namikaze-sama!"


End flashback…

'Man… For a virgin she sure is insatiable.' Jin thought, glancing at the clock. 'Right, team placement.'

"Mmm… Five more minutes, daddy…" Tsubaki mumbled when Naruto shook her gently by the shoulder."

"Oh, and how often do you sleep in your father's bed?" Familiar voice asked.

Familiar voice, but surely not her father's…

"Kya!" She sat up sharply on the bed. "J-Jin-kun?"

"Well at least you remember my name." Smiling Naruto replied. "Remember anything else?"

Immediately girl's eyes widened in realization.

"Oh my…" She said quietly and blushed so hard and red, that she could make even Hinata envy. "We… We did this… the entire night?"

Naruto shrugged. "Well, I tried to stop and get some sleep, but you just kept shouting "More!" and "Don't stop!", so well… you get the picture."

"Stop that!" Tsubaki slapped him lightly on his shoulder.

"You remember what's today?" He asked.

"Team placing…" The girl muttered, massaging her temples. "Shit, team placing!" She suddenly shouted.

"What? What's wrong?" Naruto asked, startled.

"I forgot my forehead protector at home!"


"And I left home yesterday evening!"


"Father, dammit!"

Now Naruto understood. "Shit indeed… Okay, I'll tell you what… I'll help you on this one, but you have to agree with everything I say."

Tsubaki nodded. "You got it!" She stated and started to dress up.

Hokage mansion…

"WHERE IN SHODAIME-SAMA'S NAME HAVE YOU BEEN ALL NIGHT, YOUNG LADY!" Enraged Namikaze Minato yelled at his daughter. "And what the hell are you doing here, Kisaragi?"

"Umm, you see father…" Tsubaki started, but Naruto interrupted her.

"I'm sorry Hokage-sama. I guess it's my fault…" He admitted guiltily.

Girl's eyes widened at that. "No, father! He has nothing to do with this! I…"

"Quiet, Tsubaki! You disappointed me enough already! Continue, Kisaragi!"

Naruto nodded. "Well, I found Tsubaki-san yesterday evening on the training ground. It looked like she trained herself into unconsciousness."

Minato turned to his daughter. "Is that true, young lady?"

Tsubaki's eyebrows quirked for a second.

"You have to agree with everything I say." Jin's voice echoed in his head.

"Y-Yeah… I just kept training so hard. I guess my energy just ran out at some moment…" She said.

"I see… and what exactly you were doing at that training ground, Kisaragi?" Hokage asked suspiciously.

"Oh, I just like to walk under the moon, Hokage-sama." Jin replied.

"Hmm… that's fine and all, but why didn't you bring her here?" Village leader pressed.

"Well…" 'Think dammit!' "I… I did! But the gatekeeper didn't let me in!"

Tsubaki looked at him with "Are you crazy" look.

"Oh really? Raido!" Minato called and single shinobi appeared. "Were you watching over the entrance to the mansion last night?" He asked, turning to said shinobi.

"Hai, Hokage-sama." Raido answered without hesitation.

"So then is that true that you didn't let my own daughter in?"

Minato was looking at Raido and Tsubaki was looking down in shame. 'Now! Only chance!' Naruto thought. 'Mangekyo Sharingan!'

"H-Hai… Hokage-sama." Raido answered, this time hesitating a little.

Tsubaki's eyes almost bulged out of her head at this.

"What? You dared to keep my daughter away from my house? Why?" Minato pressed.

'Damn, stubborn guy!' Naruto thought. 'Well hell, I guess it can't be helped. I hope no one notices… Mangekyo Sharingan!'

"Y-You said not to let anyone enter, Hokage-sama…" Raido replied even more absently.

"Everyone except for my family, you moron! Patrol duty! For a week straight!" Minato shouted.

"H-Hai, Hokage-sama…" Raido said and disappeared in a puff of smoke.

Hokage sighed. "I guess you're off the hook this time young lady, and… I guess I owe you one, Kisaragi."

Naruto smirked. "Oh, don't mention it, my lord! I'm happy to serve!"

Tsubaki rolled her eyes. 'Hypocrite…'

"Very well. I guess you both have to be somewhere, right?"

"Hai!" They both said simultaneously.

"Go then. And Tsubaki…"

"Yes, Father?"

"Make me proud."

The girl beamed. "Hai! I will, father!"

The only thing both of them failed to realize is how Jin Kisaragi's eyes narrowed dangerously.


"Damn that was tight." Naruto stated.

"Tight?" Tsubaki scolded. "What the hell were you thinking, and… what was with that Raido guy? He looked kinda… off. And why the hell did he admit what didn't happen?"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, too many questions, princess." Jin replied. "Let's talk about this later, or we're really gonna be late here…"

"Tch, fine." The girl answered. "But don't get too relaxed, Kisaragi-san. You're not off the hook yet." She turned around… only to feel how her butt was groped from behind.

"Uh-uh, princess! You're not off the hook!" Naruto stated and darted forward past her.

"What? Get back here, you pervert!" She yelled, running after him.

Konoha academy…

"Damn, I thought we're gonna be late…" Naruto started when he and Tsubaki were already sitting at their usual places in the classroom. "How did we manage to get here twenty minutes earlier?"

The girl shrugged. "Beats me… Hey, Jin?"


"You think… You think there is a slight chance we'll end up on one team?" Tsubaki asked.

Naruto ran his hand through his hair. "Anything is possible."

Tsubaki's eyes widened slightly. 'That phrase again…'

Then Iruka came…

"Well, congratulations to everyone who managed to pass their exams and become a real shinobi." The chuunin started. "And without further due, here's what you've been waiting for! Team one…"

'Finally. If I won't get some action I'll start killing civilians!' Naruto thought in frustration. 'Though last night did sweeten the deal a little… okay, a lot.'

"Team seven! Uchiha Sasuke!" At this all girls sucked their breath in anticipation. "…Haruno Sakura…"

"YATTA!" Pink haired girl screamed happily.

"Grr…" Sasuke growled.

'BITCH!' All other girls thought… all except two…

"And… Namikaze Tsubaki." Iruka stated. "Your jounin sensei will be Hatake Kakashi."

"Damn!" Tsubaki cursed quietly.

Sasuke however was pleased.

"Sorry Jin…"

Naruto waved his hand. "You have nothing to be sorry about. You weren't the one who created those teams."

"Team Eight: Hyuga Hinata, Inuzuka Kiba and Aburame Shino. Your jounin sensei will be Yuhi Kurenai."

"Trackers, huh…" Tsubaki whispered.

"Excuse me?" Naruto asked.

"Well, those three are straight from clans, who specialize almost clearly on tracking." She explained.

"Ah, I see…"

"Team ten: Yamanaka Ino, Nara Shikamaru and Akimichi Choji. Your Jounin sensei will be Sarutobi Asuma. That is all, now…"

"Umm… Iruka-sensei?"

"Yes, Kisaragi-kun?"

"Aren't you forgetting someone?" Jin asked.

"Ah yes! Kisaragi-kun, you…"

Suddenly one kunai with attached note landed on Naruto's desk.

"You've been signed up for an apprenticeship." Iruka finished.

"Awwwww…" All girls frowned.

"That means you will probably be working with every available team."

"Kyaaaaaaa!" All girls exclaimed happily.

"Well, I guess we will be able to work as a team after all." Naruto said, grinning at Tsubaki.

She smiled back seductively and rubbed his hip below the desk. "Maybe, but I wanted you on my team period…"

"Tough luck, princess."

"So, are you going to read this note, or not?"

"Hmm…" Naruto shrugged and did just that.


Meet me at the training ground 44!


"Well, I guess it's time for me to leave…"

"Good luck!" Tsubaki smiled.

"Yeah, you too…"

Training ground 44 (Forest of death)…

"Dumb forest… Where is this damn sensei? Yeou!" Naruto managed to catch a kunai right before it hit his face.

"Nice reflexes, brat!" Young woman dressed in trench coat and fishnet landed on the ground in front of him.

"Not the best way to greet someone, you know…" Naruto said sweatdropping.

"Shut the fuck up!" She responded. "I'm sexy and single Mitarashi Anko! And I will decide the best way for everything!"

Jin rolled his eyes. "Yeah, and my guess that you're still single because of this attitude of yours. And…" He sighed. "I know it may sound stupid, but… are you really my sensei?"

"Damn right I am, brat!" She stated. "And you're about to enter the world of pain! If you pass the last exam of course…"

Naruto raised an eyebrow at this. "Really? What exam?"

Anko grinned. "Well you see, every jounin decides on his own. Yours will be… to survive thirty minutes in this forest against me!"

Naruto looked disappointed. "That's all? Then…" A beautiful katana appeared in his hand. "Come."

"Oh? A brat with a sword?" Anko asked. "I heard you were some big shot genin, but I think you don't even know how to use this sword!"

The blonde sweatdropped again. 'Are all Konoha shinobi that dumb?'

"First lesson, brat! Katana is too long to be ninja's weapon!" She stated, drawing two kunais. "You can't achieve…" Anko blurred out of view and reappeared behind Naruto with said kunais already on his throat. "This kind of speed with it!"


"Giving up already?" She asked cockily.


"Meh, you're too scared to even answer! What a failure! I guess I'll just cut open… your… throat…" Two last words came out almost like a whisper. Why? Because Naruto's body turned into ice.

"Haven't they told you not to underestimate your opponent?" Naruto said just as cockily from behind her.

"Well, well! Looks like you have some spunk! I… wah!" Anko tried to turn around, but found it impossible. "What have you done to me?"

Naruto snorted. "Took you long enough to realize. I froze your legs."

Anko looked down and her eyes widened in shock. Indeed, all area below her waist was buried inside of an ice cube.

"Now…" Naruto unsheathed his blue katana. "If I behead you now, will it count as a pass?"

Anko smiled sheepishly. "Ehehehe…"

Twenty minutes later…

"Brat! Couldn't you undo this ice thing?" Anko yelled.

Naruto shrugged. "I could… You could as well though."


"You had your arms free, ne? Don't you know any fire jutsu?"


"I was just waiting to see if you were clever enough to realize that."


"Brat!" Anko shouted, smacking him on the head. "I'm your sensei! Can you be more respectful?"

Naruto shook his head. "And I just whopped your ass. You could be more respectful as well."

Anko smirked. "Fine then. You passed your damn test; we're officially a team now!"

"Hurray…" Naruto said without any enthusiasm in his voice.

"Oh, come on cheer up, umm… what was your name again?"

Naruto sighed. "It's Jin, Jin Kisaragi."

"Right! I'm Mitarashi Anko, and we'll be a hell of a team! You know why?" She asked slyly.


"Because I don't do D-rank missions!"

Naruto raised an eyebrow. "There are missions of this rank?"

"Haha! You bet there are!" Anko stated. "And guess what? We're not doing them!"


"So tell me, Jin-kun, what are your likes, dislikes, hobbies and dreams!" Anko shouted, pointing at him.

"Well, I like my sword…" He started. "I dislike… many things. Hobbies? I don't have one. And my dream is… to kill someone."

"Hell yeah!" Anko suddenly shouted.

"Excuse me?"

"My dream is to kill someone too!" She explained. "See? We're made for each other!"

Naruto rolled his eyes. "I doubt it…"

The academy…

'I'll kill this guy when he comes… if he comes…' Tsubaki thought about her still missing sensei. 'I wonder what Jin is doing now…'

"Will you go out with me, Sasuke-kun?" Sakura asked for what must be thirtieth time in the last two hours.

"No." Sasuke said coldly.

Tsubaki slapped her forehead. 'Damn, can this girl have at least some fucking pride?'


"Can I sit here?"

Tsubaki raised her head. "Wha… Sasuke? Sure, go ahead."

Sasuke nodded and sat down. "Can I ask you something?"

Tsubaki ignored Sakura's glare. "Yeah."

"I… What's with you?"

She turned to him. "Excuse me?"

"Well I… I thought we were friends, but… ever since that Kisaragi got here you're always with him…"

Tsubaki smirked. "My, are you jealous, Sasuke-kun?"

To his credit, Sasuke held his blush. "Don't be ridiculous. It's just… we always sat together, walked home together… hang out together, but…"

The girl sighed. "Why do you want to become a ninja, Sasuke?"

"You know the answer!" He spat.

"Yes, but I want to hear it one more time."

"Tch… I need power to defeat him!" He exclaimed.

Tsubaki nodded. "And there you have my reason." She stated.


"Sasuke… All those years I tried to change you, but your hatred is just too strong. It will ultimately destroy you… and I don't want to be destroyed alongside you."

"B-But once I kill him, I'll…"

"You're chasing a guy, who's probably long dead already, Sasuke. Admit it and wake up dammit!"

Sasuke did not answer at that. He just sat in silence and thought about what Tsubaki just said.


"Well, my first expression is… you are moody." Three genins turned to a masked man in a door frame. "Meet me on the roof in five minutes." He added and disappeared in a puff of smoke.

"So that's Kakashi… no wonder we waited so long." Tsubaki stated.

"What, you knew him?" Sakura asked.

"Yep, never knew his name though…"

Academy's roof…

"So, let's introduce ourselves!" Kakashi started with some enthusiasm. "Tell me about yourselves."

"Umm, can you tell us first, sensei?" Sakura asked.

"Hmm, why not? My name is Hatake Kakashi. My likes are… well, you're too young to know that." The jounin started.

Tsubaki grinned evilly. 'Guess again, you masked pervert!'

"My dislikes are… many things." Kakashi continued. "Hobbies… well, I don't have any. And dreams… never thought about that. Now it's your turn. Go, pinky."

Sakura scoffed at the nickname, but obeyed still.

"My name is Haruno Sakura. I like…" She stuttered. "The person I like… My hobbies are…" Glances at Sasuke and blushes. "And my dreams are… SQUEAL!"

"I see, thank you Sakura." Kakashi waved for her to stop. "Now you, brooding prince."

"My name is Uchiha Sasuke. I dislike many things and there are very few things that I like. My hobby is to train; and my dream…" He suddenly stopped and glanced at Tsubaki. "I… haven't decided about that yet…"

Jounin raised an eyebrow. 'Now that's unexpected…' "Okay, and the last one…"

Tsubaki glared at her sensei. "Don't pretend you don't know about me, you pervert!"

Sakura gasped. Sasuke stared in amusement. And Kakashi… chuckled.

"Oh, don't be like that Tsubaki-chan!" He exclaimed. "Let's be polite, ne?"

The girl sighed. "Fine. My name is Namikaze Tsubaki. I like…"

Sasuke and Kakashi's ears perked. Kakashi's however got noticed by her.

"Well, it's none of your damn perverted business!" The red head shouted.

"Aww…" Kakashi pouted.

"Now my dislikes are… people who think being shinobi is a game. My hobby is… I don't really know. And my dream is… to help one person… or maybe two."

"I see…" Jounin stated. "Now you three just have to pass one little test before we can go to missions."

"What test?" Sasuke asked.

"Oh, just a small survival exam…"

"But we already passed it at the academy!" Sakura exclaimed.

"Hmhmhm… then I guess you have to pass another one! Besides, it won't be that easy. There is 66 percent chance that you'll fail actually…"

"WHAT?" Three genins shouted in unison.

"Oh, don't be like that! I'm sure you'll pass!" Kakashi stated, giving his trademark eye smile. "Meet me at 9 o'clock on training ground seven… Oh, and skip breakfast. You'll just throw up." And with that he disappeared in a puff of smoke.

"So, what do you think?" Uchiha asked.

"Don't skip breakfast." Tsubaki stated.

"But… But Kakashi-sensei just said…" Sakura tried to protest.

"I don't care what he said." Hokage's daughter replied. "A hungry shinobi is a dead one."

Sasuke nodded. "Noted. Anything else?"

Tsubaki thought for a second. "I would recommend you go at 11 o'clock…"

"But… why?" Pink haired girl asked.

"This guy…" Tsubaki pointed at where Kakashi just sat. "He has a… fetish of coming at least two hours later than appointed."

"You seem to know him pretty much." Sasuke said.

"He was father's student." Red haired girl responded.

"I see…"

"Don't worry; I'm sure we'll pass it, right Sasuke-kun?" Sakura said smiling.

Next morning…



"You heard me." Kakashi exclaimed. "The time is up, and I still got the bells. That means you failed!"

"B-But we did all we could!" Sakura yelled in her 'tied to a log' position.

"Then it was not good enough!" Kakashi stated. "Yes, you showed some skill, but you weren't able to reach the main goal in the end."

"Stop that, pervert." Tsubaki started. "We couldn't possibly be that bad…"

Kakashi sighed. "True, I have to admit it has been some time since I've seen so much promise… Very well, I'll give you another chance. You can eat and relax for a while, then I'll give you another shot… but there is a rule. Do not feed Sakura!"

"What? Why me?" Young kunoichi asked.

"Because your attempt was the weakest." Kakashi stated. "Now you know what to do." He added and disappeared in a puff of smoke.

"So, what do you think?" Sasuke asked.

"Wrong objective. The bells are not the true goal." Tsubaki replied.

"I guessed as much." Uchiha nodded. "Then what is?"


"Now shut up, I know that as well!" Familiar voice exclaimed. "Oh, hi guys!"

"Jin!" Tsubaki called happily.

"Hello, princess. What's up?"

Sasuke glared. "We're in the middle of our genin test Kisaragi. I suggest you leave."

Naruto raised an eyebrow. "Really? Then why is she tied to a log?" He pointed at Sakura.

"Hmm… good point actually…" Uchiha said and cut the ropes, holding her.

"Thank you, Sasuke-kun." Sakura tried to hug him, but Sasuke quickly evaded.

"So… I heard your sensei is someone called Kakashi… Wait a second. Kakashi, as in Sharingan-no Kakashi?" Naruto asked.

Tsubaki nodded. "That's the one."

"What, Sharingan?" Sasuke asked in confusion.

"Huh, he didn't tell you?" Jin asked back. "Well, it's not really my place so ask him yourself."

"What are you doing here by the way?" Sakura joined the conversation.

"Me? Well actually I was looking for a place to train… but I see this one is already occupied."

"Jin, umm… can you help us with our test?" Tsubaki asked.

"What test?"

She explained.

"Oh, I see. This one's real easy, you just have to…"

"You should not stick your nose into other's business." Kakashi stated, appearing out of nowhere and punching Naruto in the face.

However his eyes widened to their limits when Jin Kisaragi's head got separated from the rest of his body and blood spurted out from his neck.

"Kyaa!" Sakura screamed.

"I… I killed him." Kakashi said in shock. "I didn't mean to hit this hard… I…"

Meanwhile Naruto's head reached the ground and… crumbled into ice.

"What the…?" Kakashi shouted, feeling how his legs froze.

"And you shouldn't come out too early." Naruto stated from behind him. "As I was going to say, you just have to surprise your opponent." With that he threw two bells to Tsubaki and shunshined away.

"Grr…" Kakashi growled. "Well, I guess you passed." 'This runt will pay! Oh, he WILL pay for ruining my teamwork test!'

Later that day. Hokage's office…

"Team one failed." Shiranui Genma stated.

"Team two failed." His pal Aoba repeated.

"Team three failed… they were miserable."

"Team four failed."

"Team five failed. How did they even graduate from the academy?"

"Team six failed."

"Team seven passed."


"WHAT?" Everyone shouted.

"What?" Kakashi asked back in confusion.

"You never passed a single team!" Genma stated.

"Yeah, well… they were good…" Kakashi stated. 'Besides, I had to pass them anyway…'

"Very well." Hokage said. "Next."

Kurenai nodded. "Team eight passed. They are showing some skills. Hyuga has some personality problems though."

Minato nodded. "Good. Asuma?"

"Team ten passed."

"Excellent. Is that all?"

"Umm… not exactly…"

"Ah, Anko…" Hokage muttered. "Very well. Everyone dismissed. Anko, you stay."

Everybody except two people left.

"So tell me, Anko. Was Kisaragi pathetic when you kicked his sorry ass all over the Forest of Death?"



"Sorry, sir…" Tokubetsu jounin started. "But I didn't kick his ass…"

"Excuse me?" Minato asked in disbelief.

"In fact it was the other way around…"

"What?" Minato shot up from his seat. "I left you with one small easy job! How dare you to fail me?"

"I'm sorry, Hokage-sama, but the rumors about him seems to be true. Besides, why do you want him out so much?"

Yondaime glared. "I don't trust him…"


"And I don't like how he's getting closer with my daughter."

Anko nodded. "Understandable. Well, you can just give us missions away from the village… or probably give the two of us something really dangerous. I don't think anyone will be really sad if he'll die on some really, REALLY dangerous mission."

"Hmm… could work." Minato responded. "But do you understand that if he's stronger than you, Anko, you will be in danger as well."

The kunoichi grinned evilly. "And I enjoy that very much!"

Yondaime sighed. 'I asked the wrong person…'


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