Title: Icha Icha: Sex ed, Kushina-style!
Beta reader: xxShadowheartxx
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
Chapter 1: You're my what?
Warnings: Lemon, Hentai, Incest
Crucial information: Naruto has never met Kushina when he conquered the Nine-Tails. Instead he was able to subdue the fox without other help.
It has been one year since the end of the fourth shinobi war. The allied shinobi forces were able to stop Madara's plan of plunging the whole world into an illusionary future, though their victory had come at a huge price. The great five shinobi villages had lost around 50% of their shinobi in the carnage against the resurrected army of heroes of the past. Luckily, Naruto and Bee had turned the tide with their 'non-approved' escape from the secret hideout the five great kages had placed them in. Both were celebrated as heroes afterward and, apparently, Naruto had succeeded the task given to him by his late sensei. The peace between the countries and its people, which Jiyaiya had spent a large portion of his life wishing for, was starting to become true, as bonds established beyond the villages' physical border.
Uzumaki Naruto, heralded as the great hero, had changed, due to the actions he was forced to commit during the war. In the end, he wasn't able to save his first friend. Sasuke died by his own hands when the rogue Uchiha tried to kill his nakama. Ultimately, his first and foremost loyalties were with his village. True to his announcement, Naruto gave up trying to become Hokage because of his inability to save his friend. Naturally, his peers reactions were quite shocked, after he told them his plans for the future. Naruto wanted to follow his late sensei's way of living, and pressed Tsunade to allow him to leave the village without restrictions. After all, that was necessary if one wanted to travel as toad hermit. Grief-stricken, Tsunade gave him the permission he had longed for and announced her retirement on the same day.
This time, Hatake Kakashi, was not saved when the fire country's Daimyo and the highest military commanders in the hidden leaf had chosen him to succeed his predecessor as the Rokudaime Hokage.
"And you will be fine, Naruto?" Kakashi asked, concern in his eye.
"Hey, I'm Konoha's number one surprising ninja!" The blonde shouted, a huge girn on his face.
"Well, that's true," Kakashi sweat-dropped. "What are your travel plans?"
"Hmm," Naruto put a finger to his chin, and stroked it thoughtfully, "I want to visit some of the countries we've helped in the past."
"That means you will be traveling to the Land of Spring?" Kakashi asked, his eye sparkling in anticipation.
"Perfect!" The white-haired man cheered and rummaged through a container under his desk. He pulled out a video box and presented it proudly. "Then you can ask Daimyo Kazahana-san if she would be willing to give me an autograph."
"What the hell? Koyuki-san really ended up playing a role in, Ero-sennin's, Icha-Icha movie!"
Kakashi nodded eagerly, "That's the super-exclusive collector's edition, which could only be bought if you had a platinum membership in The Gallant Jiraiya's fanclub."
Naruto eyed the box in his hand suspiciously, and nodded weakly, "Well, I won't promise anything, but I'll ask when I see her."
One month later
Our blonde hero had reached the Land of Spring, via ship, and traveled with a caravan through the barren, snow-covered countryside.
"What the hell! Why did it have to be so cold? Here of all places?" Naruto cursed.
"It's already the winter season in our beautiful country." His guide stated.
"I thought you guys renamed it the 'Land of Spring'. Because it's currently the Land of Chilling Frost," Naruto groaned and retreated deeper into his thick furry coat.
Suddenly, a co-worker of the guide appeared at their side, flailing his arms frantically; a white eagle sat on his shoulder.
"Boss, we've got a problem. A blizzard is approaching. Kumaru-kun from the next caravan sent us this messenger eagle," he pointed at the screeching, white eagle, "according to his message, it could last a week."
"That means, we should probably start looking for shelter?" Naruto asked. Even when he had visited some other cold countries before, he never encountered a natural phenomenon like a blizzard. The land of fire hadn't receive its name for nothing, their summers were extremely brutal and a snowflake in the winter season was a rare occurrence.
The guide gazed at the message and nodded solemnly, "We must advance to the nearest outpost fast or we will freeze to death, here."
Luckily, the caravan was able to reach a solitary tavern two hours later and managed to unload the cargo needed to survive a prolonged blizzard.
"Phew, finally! I can rid of this damn coat!" Naruto cheered, and threw the wet piece of clothing over his large bed, enjoying the warmth of the room. "I was pretty lucky to get a room for me alone though."
Other people, however, were less fortunate than our favorite blonde. They had to share a room, and in some cases, even the bed with a unknown person. Nevertheless, nobody would freeze to death in the upcoming blizzard.
High-spirited, Naruto left his room and snagged the last seat at the bar. The person next to him was a woman in, if he had to guess, her late thirties with ridiculously long, red hair that danced in the air every time she turned her head. He admired her soft porcelain-like skin and flawless face, yet his gaze was drawn in by her more 'buxom' attributes.
"Wow, that is just maybe the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life. Though I've got to wonder why this seat was unoccupied. Those starved guys wouldn't miss a chance to jump at a hot woman sitting all by herself," Naruto thought to himself, watching as her bosom jumped up and down with every motion.
"Huh?" Naruto choked on his surprise and looked at the sound's source. The red-haired woman was glaring at him. "Wow, if looks could kill," Naruto thought to himself.
"Are you finished ogling at my breasts? Pervert!" The redhead snapped.
"To be honest, I've seen bigger ones." he blurted out without thinking about the danger. "Nobody can beat granny Tsunade in that department."
"What?" The woman hissed angrily, "You dare say that after checking me out?"
"Checking you out? Come on, how old are you? Besides, you're not really my type." "Damn, she's hot!"
"Did you just say, that I'm old-tebane?" The woman spurted out. She could feel her cheeks heating up after her embarrassing slip.
"-tebane? What kind of joke is that?" Naruto laughed.
The redhead looked furious and ready to strangle the blonde, though she only slammed her fist on the counter and left the place.
Unknown to him, he had just met his mother, Uzumaki Kushina. Though she didn't knew that the cheeky blonde was her son either. Kushina would have become suspicious of the blonde's whisker marks, but Naruto had decided to conceal them with make-up and travel under a pseudonym, because of his growing popularity due to his heroic deeds in the last war. They avoided each other until a certain event forced them to spend time together.
"What do you mean with there's not enough room for everyone," Kushina asked, enraged. She didn't want to sleep on the hard ground.
"Well, another group arrived just in time, before the blizzard forced us to barricade the door. They need the rooms too and you guys are the most fortunate, sleeping alone in a double bed," the inn owner explained, choosing his words diplomatically.
"I don't mind," the fourth person said gleefully. He was small and visibly overweight. "I want to be with the guy."
"What the hell?" Naruto shouted, horror-stricken, while noticing the redhead's naked spite. "Hey, why don't you share a room with the woman? Look at her, she's quite the babe!"
The round man put a finger to his double-chin and thought about the blonde's suggestion and responded, "Why don't we share a bed in a threesome?"
Kushina's and Naruto's eyes widened in horror, while a cold shiver ran down their backs. They looked at each other and interjected, "We share a room!"
"So, I'm quite the babe?" Kushina asked, amused.
"What? I only … said that to … save my own hide! Yes, that's it," Naruto stuttered, attracted by her evil, yet sexy, smile.
"Hahaha," Kushina laughed at the blushing blonde. "To be honest, I'm very well aware of my beauty," the redhead said and sat on the edge of the bed seductively.
"No wonder why the seat was empty. She's an especially modest one," Naruto thought, and eyed the woman as she pushed a pillow and a blanket from the bed.
"What the hell are you doing?"
"You really thought an 'innocent maiden', like myself, would share a bed with an uncontrollable virgin like you?" Kushina tilted her head in a comical way.
"I'm not a virgin!" He protested.
"Well, how many women have you slept with?" She asked, raising her eyebrow.
"Well … actually-" The blonde fumbled.
"Handjobs don't count."
"... well ..."
"Don't continue, Virgin-kun! You'll sleep on the ground."
"This was my room in the first place, you can sleep on the ground! Why should I feel aroused sharing a bed with you, old hag!"
"Stupid brat, calling me old," Kushina thought, while a vein throbbed on her forehead. "Are you challenging me, Virgin-kun?" She asked seductively and crawled on all fours to the edge of the bed, showing her luscious cleavage.
Naruto had no other chance as to watch her plump globes swaying back and forth. "Yes, I am!"
"Really? And in what, do you want to challenge me, Virgin-kun?" Kushina taunted and rose her upper body. She then used her hands to push her bosom together, which caused them to nearly spill out of her dress.
This time, Naruto was at a complete loss for words, his gaze following her movements every time she would bend to the left or the right.
"You're hopeless, Virgin-kun. You wouldn't stand a chance against me." Kushina sighed.
"What? Who? Don't call me that!" Naruto shouted perplexed, his eyes blinking. "What happened?"
"Your virgin hormones are already reacting to me. I'm sure, that my first breath upon your virgin penis would make you cum in ecstasy."
"And? I would make you cum faster," Naruto responded and pointed his finger at the buxom redhead. "Though I don't know how I would manage this."
"If I would allow you to touch my body!" Kushina laughed uncontrollably.
"Backing down, already? Though, a woman as old as you would never made me cum, dattebane," the blonde grinned, mocking her with her unusual vocal trait.
Kushina's cheeks were heated up with rage when she was reminded of her slip a few hours ago. "Fine, bring it on, Virgin-kun!"
"Fine! Miss. Dattebane," Naruto replied.
After showering, Naruto and Kushina faced each other at the edge of the bed with nothing more than a dressing gown on their bodies. Though both shared the same thought, namely 'How the hell did we end up in this situation?'.
The blonde was happy that the dressing gown concealed his throbbing boner. After all, there was a hot woman in front of him who was practically stark naked under the small piece of clothing. The only thing that unnerved him to no end was, that he had actually to look up because she was a few inches taller. Humiliating!
"We can stop his now, Virgin-kun. You need only admit defeat."
"Pff, I won't lose." Naruto shook his hand and placed a mechanical clock on the stool beside the bed. "The first one has unlimited time to make the second one cum. Afterward, the second one has a time limit to make the first one cum."
"Sounds fair, but who is starting?"
"I'm," Naruto announced and pushed the surprised redhead on the bed.
"Hey! What happened to 'ladies first'?"
"I will think about it, when I see one," the blonde grinned and pushed the button on top of the clock. "The time is running now."
He wasted no time and opened her dressing gown, rewarding himself with a close-up look of the breathtaking body of a matured woman. Her plump breasts stood proud and firm in the air, whereas her pink nipples retreated into the nearly palm-sized areola, which possessed an even brighter pink.
"Inverted nipples? That's the first time I've seen those," Naruto admired, but moved to her nether region fast when the mechanical sounds of the clock reminded him of the time component of their bet.
Naruto was no saint. He had often sneaked into the newspaper shop and read the adult magazines. He would say, that he had already seen a share of the female sex. But the real thing was another thing, he had to admit. In front of him were the puffiest vulva he had ever seen. The naturally engorged labia were squished against each other, restricting the view of her entrance.
Kushina's cheeks felt like they were burning, due to the heavy blush on her face. It was an utmost awkward situation because she was lying on her back while the young stranger, namely the virgin blonde, sniffed at her pussy. She didn't know why she had agreed to the stupid bet to begin with, though she assumed that it had something to with the fact that the blonde looked so much like her dead husband. At first, she thought her son was as dead as him. But after many, many years the deeds of his action proved the opposite. Maybe it was a blow of fate, that mother and son were reunited under such … unorthodox circumstances.
Sniffing sounds took her back to the reality. Naruto was already intoxicated by the strong, female smell her nether region was emitting. Like bees to flowers, he was drawn in by the tasty-looking and puffy lips. His carnal desires took control over his actions, causing his mouth to latch on the delicious pussy without warning.
Kushina shrieked and grabbed the blanket to brace herself when she felt his tongue swirling over her sex. The wet tongue brushed both her labia equally. Sometimes tender, sometimes rough, until it moved upwards and downwards on the slit between the engorged lips. His tongue retreated from her sex, allowing Kushina to take a small breather. Her break, however, was interrupted when his sensory organ plunged at her sex again, spreading the engorged lips with force. Naruto's tongue continued its upwards and downwards motion, brushing against the super-sensitive skin that was normally sealed safely behind her puffy vulva.
The blonde felt his penis demanding more and more blood, which caused a nice dizziness in his head. He had fun tasting the redhead's extravagant labia and enjoyed the frantic squirms of the attractive woman. But the mechanical noises of the clock told him that he wasn't doing this for his own enjoyment. He wanted to defeat the cheeky female!
His tongue swirled around mercilessly and invaded her tight entrance, which rewarded him with a small stream of her juice. The sweet nectar was too much for Naruto's fragile consciousness and he surrendered to the bestial emotions which grew stronger every second. The zombie-like blonde retreated from her sex and grabbed her ankles and raised them in the air, giving him a free look of her heart-shaped butt.
"Hey, Virgin-kun!" Kushina protested, but Naruto was no longer able to respond to the human language anymore.
"Turn around," he ordered with a mixture authority and curiously, she complied without further protest.
After he released her ankles, the redhead flipped on her stomach and discarded the annoying gown completely. She felt his hands massaging her butt and cursed herself for the pleasure she felt. Though she would have liked him to lick her pussy a little longer.
"Raise your butt."
And she did. Her face pressed deep in the blanket out of embarrassment, she rose her butt to his liking. She felt his hands parting her round, voluptuous buttocks and something on her anus.
"Oh my gosh!" She exclaimed when she felt his tongue swirling around her puckered butt-hole and, ultimately, stealing her second virginity. Her moans pitched up as his wet organ danced around her sphincter, widening it further and further against her will. Anal sex, even if it was only oral, was completely new to Kushina. Her kinky thoughts multiplied her arousal and her first anal orgasm came without announcement.
Naruto regained a bit of his consciousness and left the redhead in her post-orgasmic condition while he toppled back and slumped into the comfy armchair behind him.
"What exactly just happened?" He wondered and tried to put the last events together, watching some liquid oozing out of her pussy.
"The clock!" He shouted enthusiastically, and readhed over to press the top button of the device.
"How long?" Kushina asked as her high-risen butt fell to the side and moaned as the impact caused another mini-orgasm to jolt through her body.
"Four minutes and twenty-three seconds. That's quite good, Miss Dattebane," Naruto mocked and moved back to armchair.
"You'll pay for your cheekiness, believe me!" The redhead announced and grabbed the clock, placing it on the table next to the armchair.
Kushina took a deep breath and opened the blonde's gown. She jumped back when she saw his raging boner, throbbing violently for release.
"What the fuck! Are you even human?"
"Huh? Why do you ask?"
"Are you kidding me? It's frickin' huge!" Kushina gasped and tried to embrace the shaft with her hand … and failed. The redhead couldn't avert her eyes from the most vigorous penis she had ever seen. His length was extraordinary, about eight inches, yet it was the girth that scared her a little. This monster was not for little girls, only a true woman could handle such a beast.
"Hey, before you start groping me, push the clock's button," Naruto protested and slumped even deeper into the armchair.
Kushina 'hmpfed' and smacked the button, causing the timer to run backwards. She lost no time and swallowed the bulgy head, which was completely covered with his foreskin. Her tongue attacked the visible erogenous area on the glans and swirled around tip, peeling the sticky foreskin back, little by little. After the penis' head was free, she released him from his mouth and looked at the outcome of her work. She was rewarded by the sight of healthy, mushroom-shaped glans.
"Unbelievable, the head is even a tick wider than the shaft. That guy is a demon!"
Naruto was moaning heavily as he had experienced the best sensation in his whole life so far. The woman was no amateur, and quickly attacked his most sensitive spots. The blonde had to concentrate to stop his load from leaving his balls. He saw the evil glee in the redhead's eyes and gulped. She had already swallowed his manhood again and began to suck on it. She could only be a demon. A demon who was trying to suck his life force from his balls!
Kushina eyed the timer nervously. She had only forty seconds left. Why wouldn't he cum? She even added a downwards and upwards motion to simulate the regular thrusting.
"I won't lose! It seems, I must resort to the most drastic of procedures!"
The redhead released his sex again and rose to her feet, eying the blissful blonde suspiciously. "Why don't you cum when you feel so good? Stupid, unpredictable virgins!"
The mechanic sounds reminded her of her imminent defeat and pointed her finger at the blonde, "I warn you, I'll kill you if you ejaculate inside me!"
Naruto watched her, though, his mind was already lost in pleasure, leaving him in a condition where he was unable to understand the warning the redhead had given him.
Meanwhile, Kushina had crawled on top of him and squatted above his pulsating manhood. Normally, she would never have even considered raw sex with a stranger, but her highly aroused condition only amplified her most basic desire. His appearance played a role in this matter as well. Placing her hands on his torso and thus bracing herself, she lowered herself until his tip poked against her womanhood. The mushroom-shaped head parted her puffy lips without fail and rested against her vaginal canal.
Now, Kushina's conscience returned with force and she was about to pull back and admit defeat when she looked at the blissful blonde's face. Inside of her, she knew that the familiar blonde was no stranger to her. Shaking her head for the last time, she pressed her sex against his pulsating member and impaled herself practically. It never crossed her mind, that she had just stolen his virginity in that very moment.
Naruto's last portion of sanity slipped away as he saw his penis vanishing into the red-haired beauty. At first, only his head disappeared into her tight, wet and warm vagina. But soon after, she lowered herself millimeter by millimeter, her vagina's many folds brushed against his sensitive organ. The bet was already forgotten and he already felt the first sequence of a mind-blowing orgasm as his balls were trembling under the high pressure of circulating semen.
Digging her nails into the flesh of his shoulders, Kushina gasped when his manhood reached the physical barrier of her cervix. The blonde's penis, however, wasn't completely inside yet. There was one inch left, that couldn't be caressed by her canal's folds. Looking at the merciless timer, she started to rock her hips for and back, and added sometimes a rotating motion to make him cum. Little did she knew, that she already achieved that.
The new sensation triggered the inevitable. Naruto groaned half-blissfully, half-painfully as the stored ejaculate in his balls were skyrocketed through his shaft. His carnal instincts took command again and gave him one last order: Place the seed as deep as possible in the female. And he complied. His body rose suddenly and thus wrecked the minimal balance the redhead had. His arms grabbed her hips and pulled her body against him, pushing both their crotches against each other.
The redhead tried frantically to escape from his clasp when she felt his glans against her cervix. The pressure the mushroom-shaped head was applying on her barrier caused her nearly to pass out. She never felt something brushing against her most holy place. The cervix's mouth stretched and stretched under the steady force, until the bulgy head plopped inside her womb, causing her eyes to widen in pleasure and pain. Kushina moaned and snaked her arms around the blonde's neck, pushing his face into her bosom.
"I'm cumming!" Naruto groaned. Ultimately, too late as the first spurt painted her womb in white directly after his cry.
"Outsid-" Kushina tried to protest, but was interrupted by the feeling of hot semen flooding her womb. "His hot sperm is filling me up to the brim! Oh my gosh, how long is he planning to spurt his hot stuff into me?"
The redhead sighed contently and surrendered to the warm feeling and sloshing movements of his semen in her womb. As punishment she squished his face between her boob's valley in order to suffocate him. A couple of seconds later she could heard him coughing and gasping for air. Soon after his violent semen-spurting stopped, he managed to free himself from her deadly bosom.
"Serves you right for disregarding my warning!" She exclaimed angrily. The situation was utmost comical as she was still straddling his lap and his penis remained inside her womb.
The blonde coughed a few times more and exclaimed happily, throwing his fist to the air, "That was the best orgasm ever, dattebayo!"
"... dattebayo?" Kushina asked perplexed.
Then she noticed the faint whisker-marks on his cheeks. She leaned forwards and brushed her thumbs on them, revealing more and more of the black lines.
"Hey, lady. Don't get too tender with me."
"You've got whisker-marks?" The redhead asked, laughing hysterically.
"What? No. Crap!" Naruto exclaimed when he saw a portion of his make-up smeared between her boobs.
"Well, I tried to conceal them, because I'm super popular. The name is Uzumaki Naruto, Toad Sage," he said and grinned widely, giving her a thumbs-up. "And who are you again?" He asked, scratching his head sheepishly.
"The name is Uzumaki Kushina. I'm your mother."
A/N: Hello everyone. Sorry that I hadn't updated Whirlpool of Love yet. The reason is simple. I'm going to move in the next two weeks. That means the story is on a temporary hiatus for about a month.
This story is about … porn. Kushina + Naruto + Lemon = I don't have to say anything, or? This fic has no real plot and will be a collection of hot lemons between our favorite couple. I'll update it irregularly and only when I'm in the mood to write lemons which won't fit in my main story.