A.n.: Trying my hand at my first dialogue only story. This is for you Dorothy, hope you get a giggle from it! :D Also I'm not sure if it is going to be a oneshot or a couple of chapters, let me know what you think. No winchest, no spoilers, enjoy! Thanks, as always, for reading.

Disclaimer: Not mine.


"Yeah Dean?"

"Why are you spooning me?"

"I'm not."

"Okay snuggling then."

"Dude, I'm not."

"I'm not a teddy bear for you to cuddle."

"Dean, quit being an ass!"

"Sorry Sammy but you breathing my air is just to close for comfort bro."

"Not like I'm having a great time here man."

"Then get off."

"I can't."

"Yeah you can. It's really easy. You take your hands off of me and then move the freak away. Tada! Personal space rule restored."


"Don't get all bitchy on me, just move."

"You passed out."


"You. passed. out."

"What do you mean?"

"Your eyes played hide and go seek with the back of your skull."

"I'm not an idiot Sam, I know what passed out means. Well, what the hell happened?"



"Hunting a yeti. Trapped in a cave, ringing any bells."

"Um...not really."

"Not surprising."

"So you are getting friendly with my leg because..."

"You were suffering from hypothermia."


"Don't know if you have noticed but it's really cold here."

"I'm fine now Sam."

"No you're not."

"Sure I am! If you let me up we can go find that stupid mother and we can,"

"You can stay here until you stop feeling like a Dean-cicle."

"Oh come on Sam."

"Nope. I'm not hunting that stupid thing with your teeth chattering and giving us away."

"Sam it's not even that bad, look. See me wiggling my hand? Well that was a dumb question, of course you can't see it. But it's wiggling man. I'm good."

"You were talking about seeing fairies man and you had no idea where you were before you took your little nap. So until your toes don't feel like little frozen sausages we are staying put."

"How long will that take?"

"I don't know Dean, as long as it takes."



"This blows."

"Tell me about it."'

A.w.: Well? What did you think? If nothing else I hope it put a smile on your face on the beginning of this week.