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"James, honey, I've decided that our wedding colors are going to be blue and white." Lily Evans announced over the morning paper at breakfast. Recent graduates of Hogwarts, Lily and James were having breakfast together at the Potter's home discussing wedding plans.

"Scarlet and gold."

"Excuse me?" Lily looked up over the newspaper.

"Scarlet and gold? You know, Gryffindor colors? Forgotten your heritage already? Tsk tsk, Lily. Shame on you." James was shaking his head as he spoke and took a bite of his toast.

"I haven't forgotten. I was just surprised. But, knowing you, I shouldn't have," Lily sighed. "But really? You want Gryffindor to be our wedding colors?" Lily asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Why not? Gryffindor pride till the day we die." James announced, buffing out his chest proudly.

Lily shook her head.

"Our wedding, James, should be putting the focus on us; you and me. Not Gryffindor and it'd be too cliché. I think blue and white would be gorgeous."

"Red and yellow?" James suggested.

"Those are the same colors, you dimwit! We're going with blue and white and that's that." Lily went back to reading the Daily Prophet.

"They aren't the same color! There different shades! And we both have to agree on this. You just can't decide "that's that"." James imitated Lily as he spoke but it was far from sounding like his fiancée.

Lily was about to argue when she paused. "I do not sound like that!"

Raising an eyebrow, James asked "Have you heard yourself talk?"

Lily threw her hands up in the air and shouted.

"Arg! Why can't we ever decide on anything?"

"Because maybe you seem to think you're the boss who knows everything and never need my input!"

"I do not think like that!"

"You just told me that you wanted our colors, emphasis on our colors, to be blue and white and didn't even ask for my opinion and when I gave you my opinion, you shot it down without a second thought!"

"Because your idea was too cliché! We've been surrounded by scarlet and gold for the past seven years. Maybe I want something different. There are other colors out in the world in case you didn't know."

"Are you too really arguing over colors?"

The unexpected voice threw the couple off their guard and paused in the middle of their yelling to see Remus looking through the fridge.

"What are you doing here Moony?" James asked.

"Padfoot was here while you guys were yelling, got scared, and told me to intervene. Thought I'd help myself to one of your mother's delightful apple pies while I was here as well." Remus pulled away from the fridge, bringing out one of Mrs. Potter's famous apple pie.

"Padfoot was here?" Lily inquired, bewildered.

"Yeah, he apparated over, heard the two of you arguing, and apparated over to me. He failed to mention you guys were arguing over wedding colors though. Can't you find something better to argue over? But alas, what exactly is the problem?"

James and Lily started talking at the same time, each explaining the situation to Remus.

"Potter wants-"

"She never-"

"Gryffindor-"

"I just want-"

"I'm too controlling apparently-"

Remus, upon understanding the situation, pulled out his wand and cast a silencing charm on the arguing couple and instant quiet was obtained in the kitchen.

"I love you both, dearly, I do, but how you guys have yet to murder each other is beyond me. Now, per my understanding, Lily doesn't want Gryffindor to be the colors of the wedding which is understandable. James, I know you bleed scarlet and gold but not everything is about Gryffindor. This is about marriage and the love you have for each other."

James was trying to argue as he was moving his mouth rapidly and wailing his arms around but Remus just told him to "Hush up" and turned to look at Lily who was glaring daggers at Remus.

"Now Lily, I've known you for a long time. Sometimes you can be little controlling. So, what I think would be best here is a compromise. It's probably a foreign concept to the two of you but once you learn it, I think it will enhance your relationship greatly. It's where you take the best of both ideas and put them together. How about red and white as the colors? Red from Gryffindor and white from Lily's?"

Removing the charm from the couple, Remus allowed the two to give in their two cents.

Lily, hesitant, spoke first. "I'm willing to do that. I think red and white would be lovely. What do you think, James?"

"Sounds good to me. Lily looks sexy around red." He winked over to his fiancée who just sighed but smiled.

Remus, who saw that the couple was now content (for the moment at least), disapparated with the thought "The day they stop arguing is the day I let Padfoot beat me at wizard chess."