Hello everyone, this is my first Land Before Time and Goonies crossover, enjoy the laughs.

Chapter 1: Meeting the Goonies

It is nice sunny day in the Great Valley,Littlefoot and the gang were playing toss the seed, there are two teams, one team is Littlefoot, Petrie, and Chomper, as Cera, Ducky, Spike, and Ruby are the second team, as Ducky says, " Hit the seed, Spike."

Spike then uses his tail and send the seed flying, Ducky runs after it, the seed then hit a few rocks, causing it to collapses, then Littlefoot and the gang see a cave they have never seen before, Littlefoot and the gang look at it as Littlefoot says, " Let's explore it."

Littlefoot and the gang then went inside the cave, they were looking around, soon they found the exit of the cave, then Littlefoot says, " Would you look at that."

The gang looked and saw a new place they have never seen before, within thirty minutes, they were inside the new area, they saw that they're were no dinosaurs around, as Cera asks, " Where are we?"

Ducky says, " We don't remember being here before, oh no, no, no."

Ruby says, " This very new, Me and Chomper have never seen this place while coming to the Great Valley."

Littlefoot says, " Let's keep going."

Littlefoot and the gang kept on walking, soon they were in front of a house, Chomper, Ruby, Petrie, and Ducky, were on the other side of a fence, they helped Littlefoot, Cera, and Spike get through, now they were at the front door, they can see through, but they don't know how to get in, as Cera asks, " How are we going to get in?"

Chomper see's a handle, he grabs it, then he opened it by accident, then Littlefoot and gang walked inside the house, they heard footsteps, coming from the upper level, then when they up stairs, they saw a creature they have never seen before, before Littlefoot and the gang could decide Chomper went up to the creature and says, " Hello."

The creature turns around and see's Chomper, his eye widen, and he also gets his inhaler out, and breath in it, as the creature says back, " Hello there, this is amazing to see you here, inside my house, is there any more of you?"

Chomper nods his head, as he turns to his friends direction and says, " Come in guys, this think is okay."

Littlefoot and the gang come in the bedroom, they meet the creature, Littlefoot and the gang see that this creature in front of them will do no harm to them, then Ducky have the courage to ask this creature, Ducky asks, " What is your name?"

The Creature says, " I'm Mike Walsh, my friends call me, Mikey."

Cera looks at Mikey and asks, " What are you?"

Mikey says to Cera, " I'm a human."

Littlefoot asks, " How long your race been here?"

Mikey says, " We have been here for millions of years."

Ruby asks Mikey, " Where did all the other dinosaurs go?"

Mikey then says with sad tone, " I really don't know, how to tell you this, but there isn't any dinosaurs around?"

Petrie says, " They go somewhere else?"

Mikey says to Petrie, " No, like extinct, they don't exist anymore."

Ruby says, " If there is no dinosaurs, expect us, and only humans are here, then that must mean, we are in the future."

" You got that right." Said a voice from behind Littlefoot and the gang, they all turn around, and see another human standing there, as Mikey says, " That is my brother, Brandon Walsh, but me and my friends call him, Brand, for short, Oh I almost forgot, what are your names?"

Littlefoot says, " I'm Littlefoot."

Cera says, " My name is Cera."

Ducky says, " I'm Ducky and this is my brother, Spike."

Petrie says, " Me Petrie."

Chomper says, " I'm Chomper."

Ruby says, " I'm Ruby."

Brand says, " Nice to meet you."

Brand then went over to his exercising equipment to lift some weights, while Mikey went by the window, then later says, " Oh bummer, nothing exciting happens around here anyway, we leave the Boon Docks, I really can't wait to get out of here."

Brand asks, " Really?"

Mikey then says, " Na, I was just. Uh, dicta myself."

Brand says, " That's delouse yourself dummy."

Mikey says, " That's what I said."

Littlefoot and the gang got really confused, he did not say the word right, as they saw Mikey walk over to Brand, then Mikey jumped his brother, as he says, " Thanks Brand."

Brand then says to Mikey, " I know how you fell whim, I'm sure gonna miss this place too."

Then Brand lifted his weights and kept it up, Mikey was having trouble getting it down, he struggled to get it down, then he got it down, then there was a knock on the door, then Brand grabbed Mikey's shirt threw him lightly on the floor, as Brand says, " Woes."

Then Mikey got up, and Littlefoot and the gang followed to the two downstairs, as Brand says, " Aw it's Mouth."

Mikey unlocked the door and let Mouth in, Mouth then saw and meet with Littlefoot and the gang, then Mouth, Littlefoot and the gang went into the living room, as Mouth says, " Hey Mikey, yo Mikey." Then Mouth puts his foot on the coffee table and grab a chip, as Mouth says, " Hey guys what's up?"

Brand then says, " Get you foot off the table, Mouth."

Mouth says, " You got it." Then he got his foot the table, as he ask, " What's going on guys?"

Nobody answers, Mikey is looking at a magazine as Mouth asks, " Come on, what's the matter with you, guys?"

Still no one answers, Brand is exercising, as Mouth says, " Come on, what's the matter? What is this? A nuclear Saturday or something? Come on guys. It's are last weekend together, last free weekend, we could be going out in style. Coursing the coast, but no, one older brother had to go and screw it up."

Brand got tired of hearing Mouth talk, he stopped exercising and tried to smack Mouth, but Mouth ducked down, then few seconds later, Mouth adds, " By flunking a drivers test."

Then everybody hear a voice coming from outside, as Mouth says to Brand, " I don't know what to do with you, dude."

The voice from outside says, " Hey you guys, you gotta let me in."

Mouth says, " Jerk alert."

Littlefoot and gang take a look and see a kid outside of the fence, as Mouth says to everybody, " It's Chunk."

Chunk that is outside says, " I just saw the most amazing thing in my entire life!"

Mouth says to Chunk, " First you gotta do the truffle shuffle."

Chunk says, " Come on."

Mouth says, " Do it."

Chunk says again, " Come on."

Mouth says again, " Do it!"

Chunk then stood on a stump, pulled his shirt up and shakes his bully, doing the truffle shuffle, Littlefoot and the gang started giggling, as Mikey says to Mouth, " Cut it out, Mouth."

Mouth is laughing joining Littlefoot and the gang, as Mikey says to Mouth, " Look out."

Mikey then pulls a piece a sting, that had a bucket, inside was a bowling ball, as it rolled, Chunk stopped the truffle shuffle, and stood by the gate, Littlefoot and the gang were watching what was happening, then the bowling ball landed in the bucket, causing a balloon to blow up, then the balloon hit a nail and popped, causing a chicken to get scared to lay an egg, as the egg landed on a device to active the hammer, the hammer then hit a football, and the football hit a target, causing water to run throw the hose, causing the gate to unlock and open the gate, Littlefoot and the gang now should have gone in that way, Chunk says, " You guys thanks, thanks a lot. Hey guys your not gonna believe me, this time I'm telling the truth."

Mouth was laughing as he closed the screen door, Chunk then says to Mouth, " You turd."

Chunk then opened the screen door and shut it and the big door, Chunk then see's Littlefoot and the gang and meet with them, now he felt like that his life has changed, then says to everybody, " Listen, okay? You guys'll never believe me. There was two cop cars, okay? And they were chasing this four-wheel deal, this real neat ORV, and there were bullets flying all over the place. It was the most amazing thing I ever saw!"

Mikey then says, " More amazing then the time Michael Jackson came over to your house to use the bathroom."

Brand then adds, " More amazing then the time you saved those old people from that nursing home fire, right?"

Mouth even adds, " Yeah, and I bet it was more amazing then the time you ate your weight in Godfather's pizza, right?"

Chunk says to Brand, " Okay, Brand. Micheal Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did."

Outside of the house, a music cassette, was being put in a radio, it is 007 music, as a kid named Data is getting ready to swing across, as he says to himself, " Okay, Data. Don't mess this one up. If you have wings of flight."

Then Data started swinging across, and is still coming down, Littlefoot and the gang heard music as Littlefoot asks, " What's that music?"

Mikey and Mouth look outside, as Mouth says, " Uh oh."

Mikey says, " The screen door."

Mikey opens the door, as he try's to tell Data to stop, as Data says, " Mikey, the screen door."

Data then comes flying into the house, ripping the screen door, knocking down Mikey, Mouth, Littlefoot and the gang, Brand, and Chunk, along with a statue of Michaelangelo's David, Chunk grabs it before it falls to the floor, as Chunk says, " Hey! I bet you guys thought was I was gonna drop it huh?"

Everybody, even Littlefoot and the gang look to see that statue is safe, as Chunk laughs and continues, " I know you think that from good ol Chunk..."

Chunk put the statue on the table and it falls off, as Brand yells, " You Idiot!"

Mikey says, " Oh my God!"

Then Mikey runs over and picks it up, Mikey has the inhaler in his mouth, as Littlefoot walks over to Mikey, Mikey checks it as Chunk says, " Look! It's not broken."

Mikey signs with relief, as Chunk says, " It's perfect! Ha ha!"

Mikey then looks down, his inhaler drops out of his mouth, as he says, " Oh my GOD!"

Chunk asks, " What? What?"

Littlefoot asks, " What happened Mikey?"

Mikey says to Chunk, " Chunk, you broke my mom's most favorite piece!"

Mikey tries to fix the broken piece as Chunk says, " Oh my god."

Mouth says, talking about the broken piece, literally, " You wouldn't be here if it wasn't."

Mikey says to Mouth, " Shut up Mouth!"

Brand and Cera say together, " Shut up Mouth."

As Brand smack Mouth with his hand, and Cera smacks him with her tail, as Data asks, " Hey any of you guys ever hear of Detroit?"

Mikey answers, " No."

Mouth says to Data, " Sointenly! Where Motown started. It's also got the highest murder rate in the country."

Data then says, " Well, let me tell you what. That's where we're going when we lose the house tomorrow."

Ruby asks, " Losing you home tomorrow?"

Mikey then says to Data, " You shut up about that stuff, it'll never happen. My dad will fix it."

Brand then says, while still exercising again, " Yeah sure he will." Brand then hangs upside down, as Brand says, " If he gets his next four hundred paychecks by tomorrow afternoon."

" That's wrong Brand! It won't happen." Mikey said.

Soon Mikey and Brand's mom, that has a cast on her arm, come inside the house with another woman, as Mikey and Chunk turn their heads, they hide the statue from the mother, as Mikey says, " Hi Mom."

Brand then says, " Hi Mom."

Chunk says, " Hi hi hi."

Mikey and Brand's mom says, " I see that Data dropped by."

Mikey and Brand's mom see's Littlefoot and the gang, as she asks Mikey, " Who are your new friends?"

Mikey then introduces Littlefoot and the gang to his mom as he says, " Mom, this is Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper, and Ruby, guys this is my mom."

Littlefoot and the gang says, " Hi."

Mikey and Brand's mom says, " Hello, nice to meet you," see then turns to the other women and says, " Boys, kids, this is Rosalita, Rosalita is going to be helping me with the packing, just until my arm is better."

Everybody says hi to her, but she doesn't respond, then Mrs. Walsh says to everybody, " Um, kids, Rosalita doesn't speak a word of English, and I know that some of you are taking some Spanish in school."

Mouth then says, " Well Mrs. Walsh, I speak perfect Spanish, and if any helps you, I be glad to communicate with Rosalita."

Mrs. Walsh says to Mouth, " Your a life saver Clark, come with us, with you."

Littlefoot and the gang now that Mouth's real name is Clark, but they still like to call him Mouth, as Mouth says answers Mrs. Walsh, " Certainly, Mrs. Walsh."

Mrs. Walsh then says, " Mikey no more potato chips, I told you, is it Mikey?"

Brand then says to him mom, " It's Brand, mom."

After Mrs. Walsh, Rosalita, and Mouth left, Mikey, Chunk, and Littlefoot turn their attention back to the statue, Chomper walks over to them as Chunk says with his mouth full of chips, " you think your mom gonna notice?"

Mikey and Littlefoot asks, " What?"

Then Chunk says again with his mouth still full of chips, but more clearly, " Do you think your mom is going to notice? Notice that the statue's penis is missing."

Chomper says, " I wonder if she'll notice."

Chunk then says, " That's what I said!"

Mikey then says to Chunk, Littlefoot, and Chomper, " Well, of course she'll notice. She notices everything."

Mrs. Walsh is talking to Rosalita as she says, " Pants and shirts are in the second... just throw them all into cardboard boxes forget the suite cases."

Mrs. Walsh turns to Mouth as she asks, " Clark can you translate all that?"

Mouth says, " For sure, Mrs. Walsh."

Mrs. Walsh says to Mouth, " That's wonderful."

Mouth then starts speaking in Spanish, as the subtitles read, " The Marijuana goes in the top drawer. The Cocaine and Speed in the second. And the Heroin in the bottom. Always separate the drugs."

Mouth walks out, as Rosalita gave him a worried look, meanwhile back downstairs, Chunk fixes the statue, as he says, " Look, how's that? How's that?"

Everybody saw that the broken penis is upside down, as Mikey says, " Oh, you idiot! You glued it on upside-down!"

Littlefoot and the gang, even Data is laughing, as Brand says, " If God made it that way, you'd all be pissing in everyone's faces."

Chunk then says, " It looks fine to me."

Data is laughing, while Mrs. Walsh is talking to Rosalita as see's the attic open, as she says, " This is the attic. Mr. Walsh doesn't like anybody up here, ever. I guess that's why it's always open."

Mouth then translates to Rosalita in Spanish, " Never go up there. It's filled with Mr. Walsh's sexual torture devices."

Mouth then walks away, as Rosalita just stares at the attic, then Mouth came back, touched here back, which made Rosalita scream and jump, soon Mrs. Walsh, Mouth, and Rosalita are in a closet, as Mrs. Walsh says, " This is my supply closet. You'll find everything you need- brooms, dust pans, insect spray... I would really like the house clean when they tear it down. Clark, can you translate?"

Mouth then says in Spanish, " If you do a bad job you'll be locked in here with the cockroaches for two weeks without food or water."

Mrs. Walsh says, " Okay, okay? Your gonna be very happy here, come on Clark we got much more to do, you are so fluent in Spanish."

Rosalita looks around and says in Spanish, " My God, I'm in a crazy house!"

Then after while, Mrs. Walsh and Mouth finish showing Rosalita around the house, as Mrs. Walsh says to Mouth, " That was so nice of you."

Mouth then says with a smile as he regroups with the other, " Nice is my middle name, Mrs. Walsh."

Mrs. Walsh then says to everyone, " Kids, I'm walking Rosalita to the supermarket, I'm gonna back in about in hour. Mikey, I want you kept inside. The same go for you too, Littlefoot and the gang. Brand, if Mikey coming down with asthma, I don't want him out in the rain."

Brand then says, " He should be put in a plastic bubble."

Mrs. Walsh then get serious as she says to Brand, " I'm serious Brandon! That's not funny. He takes one step outside and you are in deep, absolutely the deepest, shi, shi, shi..."

Brand then says the word for his mom, " Shit ma!"

Mrs. Walsh smacks Brand on his arm as she says, " I don't like that language but that's exactly what you're going to be in, and you Donna."

Data then corrects Mrs. Walsh, " Data."

Mrs. Walsh then says, " Data use the back door for now on okay?"

Data says, " Alright."

Mrs. Walsh then see's something on the table, as points her finger and says, " What is that?"

Everybody turns to what Mrs. Walsh is pointing at, but when they saw what she is pointing at, everybody had a look on their faces as to say ' Busted. ' Chunk turns around and says, " Oh shit. What?"

Mrs. Walsh repeats, " What is that?"

Chunk and Mouth looked down at where Mrs. Walsh is pointing as she says, talking to Chunk and Mouth, " That is a mess, I want it cleaned up, boys."

Chunk says, " Oh yeah, sure."

Mouth says, " You got it."

Chunk and Mouth clean the chip mess, as Mrs. Walsh says, " One hour, and I'll be back by then, Rosie."

Mouth then says, " Bye, Mrs. Walsh."

Chunk, Littlefoot and the gang says, " Bye."

Mouth then says in Spanish to Rosalita, " Adios, senorita."

Rosalita looks at Mouth before speaking in Spanish and following Mrs. Walsh, as Brand garbs Mikey, as he says, " You want a breathing problem, you got one."

Mouth then asks, " Hey guys, what's all that stuff in the attic?"

Mikey says to everyone, " My dad is going to give to a museum, it as something to with my dad being the assistant curly, curny."

Brand smacks Mikey on his back as he says, " Curator."

Mikey then says, " That's what I said."

Mouth says, " Wait minute, maybe there some stuff up there for us, maybe there some stuff that we can keep from the old time, maybe there is some rich stuff."

Mikey says, " No."

Everybody got excited, even Littlefoot and the gang, soon Brand, Mouth, Data, Chunk, Littlefoot and the gang then started heading for the attic, as Mikey says, " Hey guys, my dad says it's my responsibility. You guys listen to me, dammit that's his stuff."

As Littlefoot and the gang and their new Goonie friends, look up at the attic waiting to get in.

Littlefoot and the gang have met up with the Goonies, they have had a really crazy day, now they are about to head for the attic, what will they find? Find out next time on chapter 2, see you later, bye.