VampireFrootloopsRule: hello! and welcome to madness! gosh my penname is long, i think i shall shorten it, what do you think i should be Phantom-Stelo?
Stelo: Dunno I'd suggest The Frootloop but i think Vlad called it.
Dani: Let's sing a song!
Stelo: That rhymes!
Danny: NOOO!
Vladdy the Evil Halfa by Phantom-Stelo
Stelo: Vladdy is an evil ghost from Madison
Wisconsin,
Sam: And when he fought he always lost
Danny: I just hope we stop rhymin'.
All: Plasmius the evil ghost from Madison Wisconsin
Stelo: Every time he fought he lost
Danny: Just please end all the rhymin!
*music interlude*
Stelo: Oh c'mon Danny this is fun!
Tuck: Besides, music interludes means no rhyming!
Danny: YES!
Stelo: ... Oh look it's over!
Danny: NO!
(to the toon of Yankie Doodle)
Stelo: Danny Fenton went inside a big ghostly portal
Sam: It lit up
Tuck: Then he stood up
Jazz: and his terror it was mortal
*speaking*
Stelo: Mortal?
Jazz: I ran out of rhymes ok?
Candace: I feel ya.
Stelo: Get out Candace if any crossover characters are coming it's Phineas!
Phineas: Sure!
*singing to tune of DP*
Stelo: Man i thought this song was fun.
Tuck: too bad this song is already done.
Dan: Can i just please shoot her with a gun?
Sam: He's gonna kill em all cuz he's Dan Phantom!
Stelo: Ok who let Dan Phantom out?
Tuck: Wasn't me!
Sam: Ain't me!
Stelo: I have my doubts.
Danny: My evil future jerky self smells like trout.
Sam: He's gonna kill em all cuz he's Dan Phantom!
All: Gonna kill em all cuz he's Dan Phantom
gonna kill em all cuz he's Dan phantom
Gonna kill em all cuz he's Dan Phantom Phantom...
Vfr: o.O. get out of here Dan! Clocky!
Cw :( shakes thermos)
Dan: ok I'm out of here...for now... its only a mmatter of time
Vfr: gosh he's creepy oh and nice singing guys!
Oh and i have the perfect name given by huntergempastapie or something like that. Idk it was kinda a long penname
Alex:get on with it!
vfr:right how about frooty? Personaly i love it. What do u think guys? Phineous?
Phineas: Sure!
Tuck: The world may be full of nuts...
Stelo: But we're all COCONUTS!
Danny: ... And I hang out with you WHY?
Stelo: blackmail.
Danny: Oh yea...
VFR:Ooh the blackmail folder!
(this is Stelo's blackmail folder. It contains reviews to stories with Blackmail as will be stated in a moment. I hold no accountability in it, nor do we own the stories reviewed here. All the "me's" are Stelo)
Lemme see...*flashback to all the Reviews with Blackmail* - Flashback - Me: XD awesome! Danny:*reads* What's p- Me: DANCING MONKEY! Danny: Ooooh! Me: ... To easy... - Danny: I'M GONNA DIE! Me: Have you seen how 'cora' acts to 'astro'? Danny: No... Me:*shows him movie* Danny: *blushes* BUT I STILL DIE! Me: Stop complaining! Danny: WHY? me: Yaoi. Danny: I'm good. - YAY YAY YAY YAY! Danny: ... You hate me, don't you? Me: Yaoi. Danny: Yup. - Danny: THEY TRY TO KILL ME! Me: Yaoi. Danny: I'm done. - Hmm... Nice, keep it up! Danny: YES I'M NOT A PONY! Me: Yaoi. Danny:... Why do you hate me? Me: I just like to torture you! Phineas:*munch* *sip* I just watch. Danny: ... - YAY SHE UPDATED! YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YA-MMFFFMFMFMFMFMF! Phineas:*hand over my mouth* She got excited because one of her favorite authors finished a story. Danny: YAY I'M ALIVE! YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YA- MMMFMFMFMFMFMFM! Phineas: ... This is gonna be a LONG day... - I REALLY dont want to dissect anything, GO TECHNOLOGY! Tuck: GO MEAT! Sam: GO DANNY! Paulina: GO PHANTOM! Dash: GO FOOTBALL! star: GO FASHION! Kwan: GO CLOUDS! Valarie: GO GHOST HUNTING GEAR! Maddie: GO HAZMAT SUITS! Jack: GO FUDGE! Jazz: GO PHYSIOLOGY! Danny: GO PONIES! All: O.o Danny: What? Me: Nothing... - Phineas: I got an idea! Me: I'm listening... Phineas: *whispers* Me: Oooooh! I like it! You're becoming more diobolical by the day! - Vlad: So this magic dust will make me be more powerful? Me: Yup! Vlad: ... Ok! Me: *whispers* Wow... - Vlad:*stuck in Fenton thermos* I WILL GET MY REVENGE! Me: *shakes it* Cujo! Here's a new toy! Vlad: AHHHHH! - Me: Stelo to Technogeek, come in technogeek! Tuck: Technogeek here! Come in Inventor! Phineas: Here! Camera? Tuck: Check! Love dust and Amnisia inator? Phineas: Check! Entire school and giant money bag? Me: Check! Dash: Ha! Like Fenturd and Manson will kiss! Me: Tell me to the 100 bucks each of you bet me! Phineas: Split the money? Me: And save the rest for more blackmail! Tuck: The lovebirds are in the nest! I repeat, the lovebirds are in the nest! Dash: There they are! Me: NOW INVENTOR NOW! Phineas: *dumps a little dust on Danny and Sam* Sam and Danny: *kiss* Me: Pay up! That's it! Phineas: How much? Me: 10000! Tuck: INVENTOR! THE INATOR! Phineas:*hits school* Me: Pay up! ~~~~~ Me: Best. Idea. EVAH! Phineas: 58,59,60,61! Tuck: 61 MILLION? Phineas: Yup! Now we do it all again tomorrow! Me: An lookie what I got! * pulls out Clockwork's staff* Phineas: WOAH! Tuck: HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET THAT? Me: Two words. Dancing. Monkey. Tuck: ... Phineas: you'd think that the master of time wouldnt do that... - I don't own the dancing monkey idea. That's all DezziStar and TheMonkeyGirl. - Me: Jeeze... Like chillax man. Tuck: Yea, like just chill out man, let your anger flow out. Danny: ... You read the Identity Crisis and now you decide to go all hippe on me, didn't you? Me: Naw man, we just like chillaxing. Tuck: And, we like, love annoying you. Danny: I hate you too guys. Me: Like, thanks. - XD I luv chatrooms! Tuck: BLACKMAIL FOLDER! Me: Speaking of bets... Only a few more months till christmas! Then the bets REALLY start! Phinabella and DxS! Tuck: Ferb, do you have the Amnisa-inator? Ferb:*thumbs up with dingy sound* Tuck: Cool! Let's see, 1356 people betting $10 each in Amity, and 1562 people betting $5 in Danville, so $13560 + $7810=$21370! Me: Times... Lemme see... How evil do you guys think we should be? Tuck: Hmmm... 10 should do the trick. Me: K, $213700 divided by 3 equals... Ferb: $71,233.33, with a penny to spare. Me: Wow, you're fast. Tuck: Wanna glue the penny to the sidewalk and watch people try to pick it up? Me: Duh! - REVEAL DANNY'S SECRET! Danny: WHY ME? WHY NOT THE BOX GHOSTS SECRET LOVE? Me: Fine, that too. but it isn't really secret... - Thanks for the new chapter! Danny: I really don't like it... Me: That's only because you have an identical twin who might get Sam instead of you. Danny: Yea... Me: YES! TUCK RUN AND PUT THAT IN THE BLACKMAIL FOLDER! Tuck: YAHOO! - Danny: I feel offended that so many people turn me into a cat. Me: I don't, it's fun! *grabs wand* Danny: Like that'll work. Me: *swooshes wand and turns him into cat* Me: Thanks for the stick-shaped Catatron-3000, Phin! - Danny: WHY DID I DIE? Me: ... He'll be fine... Danny: WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY? Me: ...I hope... - Danny: WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT MY SECRET DEAD? Me: Because we love you that much... Sam:*death stare* Me: I like him as a brother or friend! Nothing more! Don't kill me! - I hope to see more of this! Danny: ... You just want me mauled by Lions, don't you. Me: Yep! - TUCK! PUT THIS IN OUR BLACKMAIL FOLDER! I KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO TOMORROW! Phineas: Does in involve bets on Danny and Sam kissing that day, Desiree, a wish, and LOTS of money? Me: How'd you guess? Tuck: ON IT! - Danny: ...I hate Fanfiction... Me:*shows him DxS fanfics* Danny: I LOVE FANFICTION! Me: TUCK PUT THAT IN THE BLACKMAIL FOLDER! Tucker: GOT IT! - Hmmm... I like it. I usually don't like vampires though... Danny: YOU ALMOST KILLED ME? Me: Yea, but now your a vampire... Danny:... - Me: Fill his house with frootloops on his tab. Danny: Wish he was a FROOTLOOP. Sam: Give him a cat that attacks his Face whenever he says one of his many catchphrases! Dani: Hide in his closet and when he eats frootloops say in a creepy voice, 'No Vlad, that's cannibalism' Tuck: All of the above! All: YAY! - Tuck: NATIONAL DRESS AS A DANI OR DANNY DAY! Me: Dash dressed up as Phantom, Tuck as Phantom, me as Fenton, etc. Danny: Is that my shirt? Me: No? - YAY! HE CAN SEE! YAY! Now LET IT RAIN SKITTLES! DANNEH, PUSH DA BUTTON! Danny:*pushes button and... Ntohing happens**keeps pushing button* Me: Uh Danny? Danny: Yea? Me: That's the 'Make Frootloops, cats, and Jack-shaped cookies rain on Vlad'. Danny: Oh... THEN WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? LETS FIND VLAD! Me: YEA! - GIVE HIS SECRET OUT SOON! Danny: HEY! Me: Shut it or I say the WORD. Danny: ... Me: Better. Danny: I still dont want my secret out... Me: Yaoi. Danny: Fine I'll shut up. - Nice! Love the Drama! Danny: I HATE DAN! Me: Even MORE of a reason to love this! - Danny: You're insane. Me: What was your first clue? Danny: The fact that you told me to call you insane. - Make them all attack DANNY! Danny: Why me? Me: Cuz I hate you and you hate me! Danny: I hate you... Me: Exactly! - Me: ... Dani? Dani: Yea? Me: Wanna make today embarrass a Danny day? Dani: Duh! Me: *shows Amity all of Danny's embarrassing clips* Danny: NOOOOOO! Me: Done! - Flashback End -
Tuck: Any ideas on Pranks to pull on Vlad?
alex: O.o wow u guys are evil to us
vfr: yeah its our job
cw:im just glad u dont do that to me
Vfr: clocky! (Glomps)
Danny: we all should know never to mess with Clocky, cuz he has a rabid Dan and a pretty time thingy
VFR: yes the pretty time thingy...oh how i love that thing
CW:your not getting the time sceptar!
VFR:darn it!
vfr: so i had a weird dream about fanfiction last night...
alex: you are so obsessed with my brother!
vfr: no i'm not!
alex: oh yeah? then why does your head have pictures of him and all the characters around it?
vfr: how did you know that?
Alex: i come from your head remember?
vfr: yeah, i know...hey, did you know Taylor Laughtner is the voice of Youngblood? And that girl from soul surfer is the second voice for Danielle too!
Alex: and the voice for Dash also does Klemper
vfr: O.o that explains so much...
Danny:*whimpering in a corner*
Sam: ...
Tuck: Sweet I look AWESOME!
Stelo: I just showed them what their 'voicers' look like.
Danny: I'm an old man...
Sam: ...
Stelo: Wanna see Azula, another Character your 'voicer' plays?*shows avatar clip*
Sam: *smiles*
Tuck:*whispers* Do you want to tell her that she's evil and mental?
Stelo:... Nah!
VFR: ha! Sam's also on Generator Rex as Doctor Holiday...gosh this girl gets around in the acting world...
Alex: i don't think that came out as you wanted it to...
VFR: technicalities!
Stelo: Let's do a 'what I learned today' list!
Danny: Never lick the squishy green stuff on the floor. Even if Tuck payed you.
Tuck: Always carry a camera with you, and batteries.
Stelo: always listen to Sam, EXPECIALLY when she tells you NOT to poke the skunk with a stick.
Sam: Stay away from Stelo.
Phineas: Same.
All: Yea.
Stelo: Uh huh.
VFR: i learned not to let Alex near the Fenton Sugar-high candy.
Alex: i loooooooove CUPCAKES!
VFR: it's going to take MONTHS to get him off of that
Alex: can i go to the bathroom? huh? can i? can i? can i?
VFR: Clocky? could you freeze him please?
CW: (does weird time thingy on Alex
VFR: aw, sweet silence
(KABOOM)
VFR: what was that?
CW: sorry...
VFR: (sigh) why do i keep those two around Stelo?