Jesus Loves You More Than You Will Know (Woah Woah Woah)

BEARDED DOCTOR IN TOGA: This isn't what it looks like.

RIVER SONG: It isn't? Didn't you always say if it quacks like a duck?

BEARDED DOCTOR IN TOGA: Well in this case, it's a Pond. And it's saying stupid things.

RIVER SONG: Sweetie, did you just call me stupid?

BEARDED DOCTOR IN TOGA: Yes I did. Do I get a slap?

RIVER SONG: Yes you do.

BEARDED DOCTOR IN TOGA: I welcome it. Lets me know I'm alive.

RIVER SONG: Shut up and kiss me.

BEARDED DOCTOR IN TOGA: Course! Yes. Right!