United States of Hetalia Productions

This is a random idea that came to me after Romania's official design came out. One of the comments on Livejournal said he pretends to be a vampire to scare America or Italy, and I thought... "Hm... Halloween fic with Romania scaring the crap out of America as revenge for Twilight... Perfect!" I started this months ago and waited until October to post it. Warning: This is a parody-ish thing of horror movies because I suck at horror.

Romania: Bri doesn't own Hetalia. Or me. She's mostly guessing my personality.


It was Halloween. Halloween day, at least.

The nations were planning to go to a costume party later, so most of them were already in costume.

After America the Cowboy finished his speech, he looked around at all the cool costumes around the room. England was a sorcerer , France was a butler, Japan was a ghost, Hungary was a witch, and... then he reached Romania.

Romania was wearing a long black cape over his trench-coat, his eyes were blood-red, and his fang seemed bigger.

"Dude, what are you supposed to be?"

Romania looked up at America as if the answer should've been obvious. "I'm a vampire."

America let out a laugh. Everyone in the meeting room turned their attention to the laughing American and the confused Romanian.

Romania tilted his head to the side. "What's so funny?"

"You forgot the glitter!"

"Glitter?"

"Yeah, vampires are sparkly, and hot, and nice, and stuff."

Romania crossed his arms and raised an eyebrow. "Oh really?"

Everyone was giving America looks that said 'YOU IDIOT! O_O YOU DON'T MENTION TWILIGHT IN FRONT OF ROMANIA!' Except for Hungary. She looked about ready to laugh her ass off.

"Dude, when you come to the party, try to show me what a real vampire looks like!"

Romania looked like he'd been slapped across the face. But then the look got replaced with a mischievous grin. "Of course."

The meeting ended. Some nations left, talking with excitement about the party that was going to happen later. Some dashed out with a quick over-the-shoulder-glance at Romania.

Romania just sat there with an mischievous grin and a plan forming in his head.

"Oh trust me, America. I'll show you what a real vampire looks like."

Me: What could Romania possibly be planning? X3

Romania: How fun will this be? ^_,^

America: Why are we trusting Bri to write a multi-chapter fanfic for Halloween this year? o_o

All three: (ghostly) Who knows~?

Romania: Review~.