Baked to Perfection

E/O Challenge: Bake - 100 words on the dot!

Disclaimer: I own NOTHING!

"Hang on, I'll get you out."

"It's getting damn toasty in here bro, pretty sure those fuglies were meaning to broil my ass."

"Shit, where's the control to stop this thing?"

"Maybe beside the big red button marked 'press here to bake your human to perfection'?"

"Attitude is not helping dude."

"Right, I'm sorry. I guess when I'm busy sweating out of every orifice I got, and some I never knew I had, I get a little pissy!"

"There! Got it!"

"Damn, that sucked."

"You alright?"

"Umm... Seriously? They tried to cook me!"



"I smell vanilla."

"Fricken hilarious."

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