…Sneaky Spying?

Disclaimer: I do not know Fullmetal Alchemist

AN: Oh, the random thoughts that can go through your mind that can cause story! :)


Havoc, Fuery, Falman, and Breda were all snooping on the Lieutenant and the Colonel arguing about paper work again. "When will they tell each other?" Havoc asked.

"I don't know, but if they don't soon I might tell them myself," Breda threatened.

They heard a muzzled, "Sir, if you don't do your paperwork we will have to do it instead!" from behind the door.

The Colonel must have smirked. "I will NOT do your paperwork again for you!"

"Well, I am NOT doing my own paperwork again. It's boring! Just let me go home and go to sleep."

A gun was cocked.

"Okay, okay! I'll do my work," Roy hastily started to do his paperwork.

"Shesh, they really went at it this time," Falman said.

"Heh, they fight like a married couple," Fuery noted.

-~-~In the office~-~-

"Sorry about that Sir, but you needed the push," Riza said as she went to sit at her desk and finish her own paperwork.

"It's fine, you needed to do it." Roy looked up at her, "But you know, you don't have to be so straightforward about it."

Riza didn't even look up at him and stated, "It's the only way to get you to do your work, sir."

~-~-Outside of the office-~-~

"What are they talking about now?" Havoc asked while trying to look through the keyhole and all he got was a picture them sitting and talking.

"Move over! I bet I could read their lips!" Breda pushed Havoc out of the way.

"Don't be stupid Breda, if Havoc couldn't even see their lips, how could you read them?"

"Actually, I could see the Colonels, just not the First Lieutenant's"

"Maybe I could go to the next room over and try to hear it there!" Fuery exclaimed.

"No the walls are too thick to do that," Falman said.

Fuery frowned, "It was just a thought."

-~-~In the Office~-~-

"Lieutenant, they are doing it again."

"Yes, I noticed sir."

"You would think after a while they would stop it."

"You would think."

"You know, it would be easier if we just told them."

"There is nothing to tell sir."

Roy smirked, "I thought you said you would never lie to me?"

Riza looked up from her paperwork, "No sir, I am not lieing. There is nothing there for me to be lieing about. If they just ask we would give them the correct answer and would not lie; but since they have not asked, we cannot give them the answer they are seeking."

Roy's smirk deepened, "Lieutenant, you're still lying."

"Once again sir, I am NOT lieing. I would never lie to you."

"Sure, sure."

~-~-Outside the office-~-~

"They are arguing again that I can tell," Fuery was looking through the keyhole this time. "I don't like it when they argue."

"It's fine Fuery, they are just flirting," Havoc said.

"We heard that!"

They got caught, and looked like deer in headlights. "RUN!" they all yelled and tried to get away as quickly as possible.

-~-~In the office~-~-

Roy stood up and walked over to Riza and said, "Well, now that they are gone," Roy bent down and kissed Riza on the lips. "Happy ten year anniversary, I love you."

"I love you too, Roy."


AN: So I hope you enjoyed it :) OH and please R/R Be mean, be nice I do not care, either way Reviews make me happy. Ok, I will be honest, nice reviews make me even more happy. But hey, I'll take what I can get.