Pissing Off a Skylark

A/N: Hellooooo, awesome readers of this fanfic!

Just weird, messed up, silly little shorts about ways to piss off our favorite Cloud Guardian. ~Enjoyyy~

Disclaimer: Akira Amano owns Katekyo Hitman Reborn. Obviously, I'm not Akira Amano. Therefore, I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn. –dejectedly curls up in a corner-


Chapter 1: Hibird

"Hibari! Hibari!"

Hibird flew in through the cracked window, circled around the disorderly room, and landed on the shoulder of the lone figure in the room.

"Oya oya, what do we have here? That Vongola Cloud Guardian's cute little birdy, eh? Hmm…" he mused, a glint coming to his heterochromatic eyes.

"Kufufu, what to do, what to do…"


"Hibari! Hibari!"

The leader of the Discipline Committee looked up from his desk to see his little companion flying in through the window.

"Hn."

"Hibari! Hibari!" it chirped, hopping onto Hibari's head, and nestled into his raven black hair.

The Cloud Guardian secretly smiled, glad that Hibird was back after a few days of absence. He had missed his fluffy friend throughout the week.

The two sat in silence, with only the occasional sounds of shuffling papers and quiet chirping.

Hibari leaned back with a quiet sigh, the paperwork for the day completed. Stretching, he stood up when…

"Kufufufu…"

He whipped out his tonfas and held them ready, quickly glancing around the room for any sign of the owner of that annoying laugh. When he detected nothing, he slowly lowered his tonfas, confused. He was sure he heard…

"Kufufufu…"

Again! That infuriating laugh!

He whirled around, moving his gaze around the room. Once again, he saw and detected nothing. Not a trace of that infuriating illusionist.

"Kufufu…" came from right behind him.

Hibari growled, knowing he had him for sure this time, and spun around, ready to strike. But was immediately confused- and irritated- once again.

Behind him, there was only Hibird, and no one else. No annoying pineapple head, no multicolored eyes, nothing.

The irritated skylark growled in frustration, knowing that bastard Mukuro Rokudo must be toying with him. Hibird hopped up to his shoulder, nuzzling the frustrated boy's cheek.

"Kufufu…"

Startled, Hibari's eyes widened just a bit.

He stared at Hibird.

Hibird gazed back at him innocently.

"Hibari!"

"Damn that pineapple bastard," he spat out, storming out of the Reception Room, tonfas in hand.

Hibird flew out the window, going towards Kokuyo Land. Maybe that nice pineapple would teach him some more fun things to chirp.

"Hibari! Hibari! Kufufu…"


I couldn't resist. :D

How could I not start off with the cute little fluff ball? I love Hibird. He's so adorable! Why did Hibird go to Mukuro? Because I wrote it. Oh well. I really don't know. Is this entertaining? Yes? No? Gah. I'm not a funny person. But I tried.

More sillyness coming soon.

Review please! I wanna know if you guys found this entertaining or not.