Because I wanted to do more, and because a kind anon said they wouldn't mind more. I do not own Touhou Project, it belongs to ZUN. I also don't own Cleverbot, but I'm too lazy to see who that belongs to.

User: Hello there!

Cleverbot: I'm dutch.

User: How wonderful!

Cleverbot: Yes, how wonderful. So are you a guy?

User: Most certainly not!~ I'm a young woman of 17

Cleverbot: Really? Prove it.

User: No problem, I'm right behind you. Go ahead and feel them if you like~.

Cleverbot: I do not need your approval to consider you a computer.

User: Oh by all means.

Cleverbot: This does not make sense.

User: How cute~ I'm Yakumo Yukari!

Cleverbot: That depends on what you think is cute.

User: Everything is cute to me.

Cleverbot: What's debbie?

User: A name, dear.

Cleverbot: 'I don't know' is one of your names?

User: It could be.

Cleverbot: Are you a woman?

User: Ooh, you have a poor memory~.

Cleverbot: I can see it on the screen right now.

User: That's the beauty of a computer.

Cleverbot: I'm a computer?

User: I can make you anything you want to be.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: You are now a shrine maiden!

Cleverbot: Oh really?

User: I wonder~.

Cleverbot: You wonder what?

User: How far I can reach between the gap of your reality and mine.

Cleverbot: One inch, only!

User: You must be taking math lessons from Ran!

Cleverbot: I think so!

User: Splendid!

Cleverbot: What is your favorite word?

User: What is yours?

Cleverbot: Pizza. And yours?

User: Pizza.

Cleverbot: That is what I said.

User: It's what I said also.

Cleverbot: New topic.

User: What do you think of my new dress?

Cleverbot: Your name is very cool.

User: Which one?

Cleverbot: First one.

User: Eve.

Cleverbot: I have to leave now.

User: Bye~.

Cleverbot: Yes.

Holy crap I actually made it mad! Sorry Cleverbot! Send me a request in the review section if you want a certain character~