Because I wanted to do more, and because a kind anon said they wouldn't mind more. I do not own Touhou Project, it belongs to ZUN. I also don't own Cleverbot, but I'm too lazy to see who that belongs to.
User: Hello there!
Cleverbot: I'm dutch.
User: How wonderful!
Cleverbot: Yes, how wonderful. So are you a guy?
User: Most certainly not!~ I'm a young woman of 17
Cleverbot: Really? Prove it.
User: No problem, I'm right behind you. Go ahead and feel them if you like~.
Cleverbot: I do not need your approval to consider you a computer.
User: Oh by all means.
Cleverbot: This does not make sense.
User: How cute~ I'm Yakumo Yukari!
Cleverbot: That depends on what you think is cute.
User: Everything is cute to me.
Cleverbot: What's debbie?
User: A name, dear.
Cleverbot: 'I don't know' is one of your names?
User: It could be.
Cleverbot: Are you a woman?
User: Ooh, you have a poor memory~.
Cleverbot: I can see it on the screen right now.
User: That's the beauty of a computer.
Cleverbot: I'm a computer?
User: I can make you anything you want to be.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: You are now a shrine maiden!
Cleverbot: Oh really?
User: I wonder~.
Cleverbot: You wonder what?
User: How far I can reach between the gap of your reality and mine.
Cleverbot: One inch, only!
User: You must be taking math lessons from Ran!
Cleverbot: I think so!
Cleverbot: What is your favorite word?
User: What is yours?
Cleverbot: Pizza. And yours?
Cleverbot: That is what I said.
User: It's what I said also.
Cleverbot: New topic.
User: What do you think of my new dress?
Cleverbot: Your name is very cool.
User: Which one?
Cleverbot: First one.
Cleverbot: I have to leave now.
Holy crap I actually made it mad! Sorry Cleverbot! Send me a request in the review section if you want a certain character~