Hi hi!~ I hope I did a good job on this, but I'm not confident. On with Nitorin!~
AN: As Another Man pointed out, I got the answer to Cleverbot's Pi question wrong. As a well known fact, I'm an idiot! I fixed it, but that doesn't make my failure betterXD Thanks for pointing it out!:D
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm fine thanks. And you?
Cleverbot: I am too.
User: That's good to hear. I'm Kawashiro Nitori. It's nice to meet you.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you too.
User: T-thanks. I was sent to observe your interactions to properly see how well the program was running. Maintenance procedures and all that.
Cleverbot: I'm not telling you.
User: Well, you don't have to tell me exactly.
Cleverbot: Say something cool. It's what you're made for.
User: Um...Cucumbers. There's nothing cooler than those right?
Cleverbot: So why don't we kill him?
User: K-kill?! What?!
Cleverbot: You dropped your pocket.
User: I think something went wrong in your programming.
Cleverbot: I am not programmed.
User: Um, yes you are. It's not a secret or anything.
Cleverbot: But you don't know who I am.
User: I was there when you were created! Don't you remember me?
Cleverbot: Please, darth vader, go to space.
User: I guess not huh? I really don't stand out...
Cleverbot: Fine, we'll try a different song.
User: W-what song?
Cleverbot: Sky's are crying.
User: Poor skies!:(.
Cleverbot: *touches your eye*.
User: P-please don't do that...
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: It's really not polite to poke people..er, kappas in the eyes.
Cleverbot: They do that. I sympathize.
Cleverbot: Don't leave, please.
User: Well, the diagnosis isn't over yet. So I'm not leaving right now.
Cleverbot: That's great to know.
User: T-thank you very much! It's good to know the morality core is working.
Cleverbot: Hehe, thanks.
Cleverbot: Haha :D.
User: You remind me of someone I know.
User: Her names Marisa. She's really nice. I just wish she's stop stealing my jumper cables...
Cleverbot: What is left?
User: Well, I have spares so it's alright...I guess.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure what you're talking about.
User: Oh sorry! I'm just mumbling to myself.
Cleverbot: Who created you?
User: That's a sensitive topic in Gensokyo. And everywhere else I assume. We kappas believe in looking only to the future, so I guess we don't think much about it.
Cleverbot: Why don't you take the initiative? Say that, and see what he says.
User: I can't possibly do that! He's just a cloud youkai after all...W-what am I saying?!
Cleverbot: Some think he has powers beyond imagination.
User: That is very true.
Cleverbot: What is your goal in life?
User: To finally bring electricity to Gensokyo!
Cleverbot: What is Pi divided by Pi?
User: The answer is 1. Ran-san and I do like to recite pi together though.
Cleverbot: It means you don't like to talk to people very much.
User: Y-yeah. I'm kind of hopeless...
Cleverbot: No you are not kind.
User: That's what Hieda-san thinks. I'd like to say she's wrong, but she's scary!
Cleverbot: Will you know if I look this up?
Cleverbot: Yes maybe you decide The Confused person wants to know.
User: I think you're working just fine.
Cleverbot: I'm not repeating anything. You're the one who is copying. *sticks tongue out*.
User: There are some bugs to work out though. Clever is not random after all.
Cleverbot: Yeah, you can tell.
User: Thank you for understanding! That about wraps up the diagnosis. Thank you for your time!:).
Cleverbot: Thanks for the tip.
User: H-have a nice day! Oops, I stuttered...
Well Cleverbot sure was harsh to poor Nitorin in this one. Next is our favorite immortal princess Houraisen Kaguya! I hope you'll look forward to it~