Hi hi!~ I hope I did a good job on this, but I'm not confident. On with Nitorin!~

AN: As Another Man pointed out, I got the answer to Cleverbot's Pi question wrong. As a well known fact, I'm an idiot! I fixed it, but that doesn't make my failure betterXD Thanks for pointing it out!:D

User: H-hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm fine thanks. And you?

Cleverbot: I am too.

User: That's good to hear. I'm Kawashiro Nitori. It's nice to meet you.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you too.

User: T-thanks. I was sent to observe your interactions to properly see how well the program was running. Maintenance procedures and all that.

Cleverbot: I'm not telling you.

User: Well, you don't have to tell me exactly.

Cleverbot: Say something cool. It's what you're made for.

User: Um...Cucumbers. There's nothing cooler than those right?

Cleverbot: So why don't we kill him?

User: K-kill?! What?!

Cleverbot: You dropped your pocket.

User: I think something went wrong in your programming.

Cleverbot: I am not programmed.

User: Um, yes you are. It's not a secret or anything.

Cleverbot: But you don't know who I am.

User: I was there when you were created! Don't you remember me?

Cleverbot: Please, darth vader, go to space.

User: I guess not huh? I really don't stand out...

Cleverbot: Fine, we'll try a different song.

User: W-what song?

Cleverbot: Sky's are crying.

User: Poor skies!:(.

Cleverbot: *touches your eye*.

User: P-please don't do that...

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: It's really not polite to poke people..er, kappas in the eyes.

Cleverbot: They do that. I sympathize.

User: Um...thanks?

Cleverbot: Don't leave, please.

User: Well, the diagnosis isn't over yet. So I'm not leaving right now.

Cleverbot: That's great to know.

User: T-thank you very much! It's good to know the morality core is working.

Cleverbot: Hehe, thanks.

User: Sure!:).

Cleverbot: Haha :D.

User: You remind me of someone I know.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Her names Marisa. She's really nice. I just wish she's stop stealing my jumper cables...

Cleverbot: What is left?

User: Well, I have spares so it's alright...I guess.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure what you're talking about.

User: Oh sorry! I'm just mumbling to myself.

Cleverbot: Who created you?

User: That's a sensitive topic in Gensokyo. And everywhere else I assume. We kappas believe in looking only to the future, so I guess we don't think much about it.

Cleverbot: Why don't you take the initiative? Say that, and see what he says.

User: I can't possibly do that! He's just a cloud youkai after all...W-what am I saying?!

Cleverbot: Some think he has powers beyond imagination.

User: That is very true.

Cleverbot: What is your goal in life?

User: To finally bring electricity to Gensokyo!

Cleverbot: What is Pi divided by Pi?

User: The answer is 1. Ran-san and I do like to recite pi together though.

Cleverbot: It means you don't like to talk to people very much.

User: Y-yeah. I'm kind of hopeless...

Cleverbot: No you are not kind.

User: That's what Hieda-san thinks. I'd like to say she's wrong, but she's scary!

Cleverbot: Will you know if I look this up?

User: Maybe?

Cleverbot: Yes maybe you decide The Confused person wants to know.

User: I think you're working just fine.

Cleverbot: I'm not repeating anything. You're the one who is copying. *sticks tongue out*.

User: There are some bugs to work out though. Clever is not random after all.

Cleverbot: Yeah, you can tell.

User: Thank you for understanding! That about wraps up the diagnosis. Thank you for your time!:).

Cleverbot: Thanks for the tip.

User: H-have a nice day! Oops, I stuttered...

Cleverbot: No.

Well Cleverbot sure was harsh to poor Nitorin in this one. Next is our favorite immortal princess Houraisen Kaguya! I hope you'll look forward to it~