Angry Bob Buys A Car

(Need I say more?)

Angry Bob was angry.

I will buy a car and drive, thought he.

Driving makes people happy.

So Angry Bob bought a car

And drove it through a city,

And got caught in the biggest traffic jam L. A. has had in 40 years.

And the people were angry.

They honked their horns and swore out their windows.

Angry Bob thought, I must tell these people of the gift of patience.

So he got out of his car and said,

"Behold! For patience is a gift from God and we must embrace it."

Angry Bob was hit by a enraged Smart Car driver and died.