Author's Note: And, now, the finale of Of Vegas Marriages, Genderbends, and Kenan and Kel! I have to admit, I had a lot of fun working on this fic, and I'm sad that it's ending. But, don't worry, I'm writing up a Nami x Luffy/Luffyko fanfic that will be posted very soon, AND I started the movie to One Piece: Parallel Works, which is titled One Piece: Parallel Works - Dream Within a Dream, which is an Inception AU.
Without further ado, let's start the last chapter of a very fun fic.
Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece, "Dream is Collapsing" from Inception, "Sweet Transvestite" from The Rocky Horror Picture Show, or "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
Nami and Mihawk stood in the elevator, which was taking them up to Ivankov and his two higer-up trannies, Inazuma and the gay, crossdressing ballerina with swans on his back.
(Background Song: Dream is Collapsing, from Inception)
"Ready to go?" Nami nervously asked Mihawk.
"Always," Mihawk said as he gripped the edge of his sword.
"I've got one more thing to ask you - You're waiting for a train," Nami said.
"A train that will take you far away," Mihawk added.
"You know where you hope this train will take you, but you can't know for sure," Nami explained.
"But, it doesn't matter," Mihawk said.
"Because we'll be together!" Nami and Mihawk shouted as the elevator doors opened to the suite Ivankov was staying in. Nami and Mihawk cautiously entered the room.
"I just hope he doesn't have an okama from France named Mal," Mihawk said. Then, the epic music from Inception stopped with a record scratch as our villain entered the room.
"How d'you do?
I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because when you knocked,
He thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out by the way that I look,
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
But, by night, I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.
So, let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or, if you want something visual that's not too abysmal,
We could take in an old Steve Reeves - " Ivankov sang before Mihawk cut him off.
"Where are Shanks and Doflamingo?" Mihawk asked Ivankov. Ivankov pressed a button and the bed sunk into the ground. In its place was a cage you would find at a strip club. Doflamingo and Shanks sat in it, playing cards.
"A Straight Flush? You suck!" Shanks yelled before throwing the cards in Doflamingo's face. Ivankov facepalmed.
"How did I get stuck vith these idiots?" Ivankov asked himself. "Anyway, zat's beside the point. They are my bitches now, so -"
Mihawk and Nami began laughing.
"Okay, how am I gonna take you seriously as a final boss now? This boss battle against you makes Mal, Sephiroth, Pippa, the Millennium Earl, Voldemort, Gideon Gordon Graves, Aizen, and Walpurgisnacht more frightening in comparison," Nami explained. Ivankov pulled out a gun.
"Make one more comment like that, und the lesbian teacher gets it!" Ivankov yelled.
"I'm not a lesbian! You genderbent me last night!" Shanks explained. Mihawk stepped forward.
"Bring it on. You don't scare me," Mihawk said evilly. Ivankov smiled.
"In zat case... DEATH VINK!" Ivankov yelled. But, Mihawk cut the cage in half with his sword and threw Shanks in the direction of the Death Wink, turning her back into a him. "VHAT THE HELL?"
Shanks looked at himself. The bra under his shirt was defintely going to go.
"I have balls again!" Shanks proclaimed.
"Not now, Shanks. Save it for when you get drunk," Mihawk explained.
"Well, Mihawk, I now have the balls to kick this guy in the balls," Shanks explained before he kicked Ivankov in the crotch so hard, he fell to the floor.
"Owwww! I want my mommy!" Ivankov sobbed as Nami tied him up.
"Looks like our work here is done," Doflamingo said.
"Thank God! I have FINALLY caught a break on this trip!" Nami said as the four dragged Ivankov into the elevator.
"Me too. Having boobs sucks. Looking at them on SOMEBODY ELSE, well, it's a whole different story," Shanks explained.
"Speak for yourself. At least you weren't kidnapped by a psycho bitch all because you ran after an ice cream truck," Doflamingo said.
"They should place bans on those types of trucks after dark. It leads to very bizarre shit going down," Nami explained as the elevator doors opened on the casino floor.
"Is Shanks-sensei a man again?"
"We called in a SWAT team. I hope to God that helps."
The search party approached Nami, looking for news on Shanks, Doflamingo, and Ivankov. Nami smiled.
"We won," Nami said with a smile. Everyone in the search party cheered, because the stripper art thief, the gay, crossdressing ballerina with the swans on his back, and Inazuma were defeated after a long weekend of adventure in Las Vegas.
The next day, it was the secret wedding between Doflamingo and Crocodile, and all of the search party all came to the wedding to celebrate the union of the couple that brought them together.
"Do you, Sir Crocodile, take Donquixote Doflaimgo to be your lawfully wedded house husband?" The priest officiating the wedding - a large, bear-like man who told everyone to call him "Bartholomew Kuma" - asked Doflamingo and Crocodile.
"I do," Crocodile said.
"And, do you, Donquixote Doflamingo, take Sir Crocodile to be your lawfully wedded husband?" Kuma asked Doflamingo.
"I do, heh heh heh," Doflamingo said with a laugh.
"Now, is there anything anyone would like to say before we wed these two?" Kuma asked everyone. After a long moment of silence, an ice cream truck drove by.
"Holy motherf[bleep]k, it's an ice cream truck!" Crocodile, Doflamingo Mihawk, Shanks, Luffy, Ace, Sabo, Usopp, Yasopp, Kazuma, Yuki-Rin, Hana, Zoro, Nami, Vivi, Aki, Heathcliffe, Holden, Soren, Kartik, Robin, Sanji, Matsu, Law, Bonney, X. Drake, Apoo, Hawkins, and Hancock all yelled at once before they ran off to get ice cream. Kuma sweatdropped.
"Well, then..." Kuma commented. After a round of ice cream, the wedding ceremony was over, and everyone was at a small reception in the Monte Carlo.
"Everyone, I would like to propose a toast - To Vegas marriages, genderbends, and Kenan and Kel!" Crocodile said as he raised his glass. "Who loves orange soda?"
"Kel loves orange soda!" The search party - now a wedding party - answered back as they toasted their glasses, celebrating a gay wedding and an adventure in Las Vegas. A few hours later, everyone was preparing to leave Vegas to go home to Lougetown.
"Bye, Kartik! Bye, Matsu!" Crocodile said good-bye to the classy couple.
"Take care," Kartik said.
"See you tomorrow, Shanks-sensei!" Luffy said before he went into Yasopp's minivan.
"Remember, you have a test on resources in China tomorrow!" Shanks called out as Yasopp drove off. Only Shanks, Doflamingo, Crocodile, and Mihawk remained as they got into Mihawk's newly-repaired Prius.
"Well, it's about time we saddled up and headed home," Doflamingo said.
"I have to admit, that was actually a pretty fun trip," Mihawk explained as he pulled out of the parking garage of New York New York.
"Same here, even though Shanks and I were kidnapped for most of the time. The shrimp cocktail Hancock gave me was kickass," Doflamingo said.
"I personally liked getting into a fight with a showgirl," Crocodile said. Doflaimgo, Mihawk, and Shanks gave him weird looks. "It's out with the old and in with the new, okay? No more womanizing and booty calls for me."
An ice cream truck drove past them.
"Holy motherf[bleep]k, it's an ice cream truck!" Mihawk said as he began to follow the ice cream truck. Crocodile, Shanks, and Doflamingo sweatdropped.
"Where's it going?" Shanks asked Mihawk.
"It's headed to Lougetown. It's got the address of the company on it, and it's in Lougetown," Mihawk explained as the four - and everyone else in the search/wedding party - followed the ice cream truck home.
End Credits: The Adele song "Rolling in the Deep" plays as various scenes from the fic are shown as snapshots.
The next afternoon, Sanji walked into the restaurant Baratie, where he was head chef.
"Oh, Sanji, please pack your knives and go. We need you to be at some cooking convention," Sanji's boss, Zeff, explained.
"Okay, then. Where is it?" Sanji asked Zeff.
"Las Vegas," Zeff answered. Sanji then promptly fainted.
Final Note: Review this fic, and be on the lookout for my Nami x Luffy/fem!Luffy fic!