Well, it all started when. . .
Me: Touch down!
Bud: But we're playing chess!
Me: Well, it seems like tennis to me!
And then we all know that we get summoned by Merle.
Me: Wha? Where in the name of pie am I?
Merle: You are in the Spiral! Where most people go to the Ravenwood School of Magical Arts where people duel each other with cards!
Me: So, you all spend your time playing Yu-Gi-Oh?
Merle: What is this "Yu-Gi-Oh"?
Me: Never mind.
And we all know that it rains, and someone appears in the Golem tower.
Me: Shut up!
And we all go into the tower.
Merle: Malistare? your not welcome here anymore!
Me: *Sits on a lawn chair while eating some popcorn.* Man, this is getting good!
Malistare: Is that your latest student? My henchmen will fight him.
Merle: Here, take this deck of spell cards while I watch!
Me: Let's get ready to RUMMMBLE!
Draconian summons out Frost Beetle
Me: So this IS Pokemon!
I summon out Fire Cat
Me: Charmander, use Flamethrower!
Frost Beetle destroys Fire Cat
Me: Screw this!
Smashes Draconians with sledgehammer
Malistare: Nooo! I will destroy you all soon!
Me: No one messes with me! WOOT! I'm da man! I'm da man! I'm da-
Merle: Here, have this wand and spellbook!
Me: How's a book and stick gonna help me?
Merle: Fine, you can use your sledgehammer!