Five little Niff drabbles for you to (hopefully) enjoy. I don't own Glee and all that jazz, as per usual.


Popcorn:

"Jeff, this pen smells really weird."

"I know, it's popcorn-scented. Don't you like it?"

"Strangely, no."

"But you love popcorn."

"That's why it's strange."

"Oh."

"Yeah. Now can I have a normal pen?"

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Box:

"Why on earth are you sitting in a box?"

"It's not a box, it's a rocket ship."

"No, it's a box."

"You have no imagination."

"I have plenty of imagination, but that's still a box."

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Filling:

You just smiled when you found out that his favourite sandwich filling was peanut butter and jelly, because it was yours, too.

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Passed:

You couldn't help being a little surprised when he pulled you close and kissed you in front of everyone as he passed you in the hall; but you couldn't help being pretty darn happy too.

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Stupidity:

"You're so relaxed all the time. How do you do it?"

"It's easy: you just can't be afraid to make an idiot of yourself."

"I don't...I don't know how to do that."

"Come on, it's simple. Just try this: bleaaaarrrgh!"

"...Yeah, no, I'm not doing that."