I am a long-time Fan Fiction Net author and I'm a long-time reader of Hogan's Heroes stories, but have not yet written anything for HH. I've done filks in another genre, so I thought it would be a good way to make my HH debut. For those unfamiliar with the term "filk", filks are funny lyrics written to familiar tunes.

Below is my first filk, and I hope to add more in the coming weeks until Christmas. The filks aren't really about Christmas, but I'm using Christmas songs to rewrite. Updates may be sporadic, as I'm currently working on a novel-length story in a different genre.

I hope readers will get a laugh out of this.

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We Four Krauts of Hammelburg Are
(sung to the tune of "We Three Kings of Orient Are")

We four Krauts of Hammelburg are
Harassed by Yanks from near and afar
Brits and Frenchmen
Are their henchmen
Fighting to win the war

O-oh, Hochstetter we always fear
"What is this man doing here?"
Always seeking, often freaking
He never gets Hogan

Burkhalter, he does bully Klink
From his sister, Klink does shrink
Shut up, he brays
Yes sir, Klink says
The General is such a fink

O-oh, Klink, he wears a monocle
Of himself, he's always full
Always bragging, often lagging
He's good at slinging bull

Then there's Schultz, he knows not a thing
When there's food, just give him a ring
Jolly jokers
Packs of smokes are
The way to make him sing

We four Krauts of Hammelburg are
Harassed by Yanks from near and afar
Brits and Frenchmen
Are their henchmen
Fighting to win the war