Me: HELLO WORLD AND ALL WHO INHABIT IT! Sorry for no updates lately. My old laptop got a virus and I had to get a new one. Even worse, this one doesn't have Microsoft Word. But i'm not dead, just as a reminder! (Who even actually cares? *Crickets*) So let's get this party started!
Roll: Hello everyone! We're back...
Rock: ...Now with 40% less butter!
Blues: Uh... damn. look at all the questions... (Whispers to camera) Anyway, long story short, Roll slipped birth control pills into my coffee last episode, so I apologize for my previous behavior.
Roll: I have an idea!
Blues: To make this go faster?
Roll: No, but let's bring Forte so the audience'll swoon.
Rock: Please don't-
(Forte walks in) ((1))
Blues: Well shit. *sigh* let's just answer the bloody questions. The first is from MasterBurnermk.
Fireman: How do you open doors? You have no hands...
Fire: What doors?
Time: Doctor Light never installed any doors into the lab just for Fire.
Fire: (Stares at weapons) Why...do I have no hands. What is this evil blasphemy.
Rock: (Soothingly) It's okay. After the show we can go ask for hands, okay?
Timeman: How do you feel about being incomplete?
Time: (Shrug) Doctor Light said he will finish me once his workload lightens.
Blues: (Scowling) You actually believe that...? Ugh.
Time: Don't hate.
Everyone: Let's say you've had all of your stuff stolen, what would you do?
Blues: Oh, uh... Well... I guess find whoever did it and promptly kick their ass.
Rock: That'd be mean! But... i'd just be kinda upset.
Roll: Go on a fuggin' adventure to kill the theif.
Cut: I'd try to earn it back...
Guts: I would rebuild it all. I have nothing I can't make for myself.
Ice: Hum... well... (Eye twitches) I would send you soldiers after it.
Bomb: Hah! I'd take Guts on a crazy adventure to earn everything back in Vegas.
Fire: Cutman has a pretty darn good idea there!
Elec: Oh, what a terrible loss that would be! I simply wouldn't know-
Oil: Yeah shut up. I'd challenge whatever did it to a race! Winner gets my stuff.
Time: (Huffs) I can simply slow down time to get my things back. No trouble whatsoever.
Blues: Okay! That's done, so our next questions are from-
Forte: (Snatches cards away from Blues)
(The two start fighting until Blues come's out victorious with cards in hand.)
Blues: (Gasping for breath) Okay.. next is...(cough)from...ArtIsABangDeidaraLove4ever...hah..
Bass: Is it true you have a thing for Roll?
Forte: (Snarl) What the FUCK would lead you to believe...?
Roll: He does.
Blues: Yeah, it's actually bladantly obvious.
Forte: (Blush) I will kill you all. I promise it.
Mega Man: Currently, I'm under the impression you give fan girls cookies and a hug. Is this true?
Rock:Well, they're just so nice they deserve cookies and hugs!
Blues: ...Uh... Stop giving candy to stranger's, Rock.
Bass: I'm under the impression you kill fan girls who take their fandom too far. Is this true?
Forte: Obviously. The incredibly thin and broken fourth wall is the only thing keeping me from killing the author. ((2))
Proto Man: What do you think of Chaud from the Battle Network series; and the fact does everything he's told to without question?
Blues: I actually think it's kinda creepy. It's like he has barely any commitments besides his loyalty to others. I hear he's not all bad though, so i'll give him some credit.
Forte: Just shut up, I wanna do this next one. (Clears his throat) From SuperNova23...
Rock: how does it feel to know Elec Man kills you in three hits?
Rock: Well, it makes me very relieved to know he's on my side!
Elec: Yes, it almost scares me to even TOUCH my kind big brother... ((3))
Roll: Uh... Okay. did that sound weird to anyone else?
Roll: Oh, okay. Just me then.
Blues: (Sweatdrops) You and me both, sis.
Elec: how does it feel to know Cut Man kills you in three hits?
Elec: Oh, absolutely creepy! But Cut would NEVER hurt me!
Cut: Wouldn't ever dream of it, Mr. Elec!
Oil: I wish I could be as oblivious as Cut.
Blues: why so badass?
Blues: Uhh? Well, uh...
Rock: It's his scarf and visor put together. Awesome at it's finest.
Roll: No way. It's his hair. ((4))
Blues: (Happy) Uhh..Not sure about what Roll said, but yeah, I guess that.
To anyone: Rush, Tango, Beat, Reggie, or Treble?
Everyone: (In unison) NO REGGAE.
Blues: I like birds, but he's annoying. The next questions are from SuperShadowMario101.
MegamanWhatever happened to that boss from 'powered up' who was called Megaman?
Rock: Oh, him? He's the closest thing to a Robot Master Wily still has in his forces currently.
Forte: Yeah. I'm completely breaking canon in half to be here, actually.
OilmanHow do you get near Fireman without exploding?
Oil: My storage tank inside me is heat and flame resistant.
Time: Then why do you blow up at me so often?
Oil: (Smacks Time's head)
IcemanHow is it that your the most ackward in the group, but still the most cool?(pun intended)
Ice: (Chipper) I guess it's just my personality!
Bomb: Which one? (Snickers)
Blues: That would have been funny if it weren't so sad. our final inquirys this evening are from Enker EXE!
Mega: How's Dr Light been doing lately?
Rock: Oh, father is doing fine. (Excited) He's working on a couple more Robot Masters! I can't wait to meet them! ((5))
Roll: He's making another girl robot! Finally there can be more hetero ships-
Blues: (Snaps at Roll) We're not here to talk about shipping! ((6))
Roll: Why are your melee attacks so broken, in a good way?
Roll: Huh, i'm not sure. Maybe because i'm so versitile with my weapon choice...?
Ice: Practically all of us are scared of Roll's fightin' broom.
Oil: Can you shoot Elec with an Oil Slider every time he gets egotistic?
Oil: It's just a waste of ammo.
Elec: That's hurtful.
Oil: ...(Sighs) To tell the truth, unless he was attacking one of our brothers... I would never harm him. He bugs me to high hell, but he's my brother.
Elec: (Speechless)...Wow. Uhm... Thank you Oil.
Ice: Do you have a crush on Roll?
Ice: No. The 'Powered Up' game, it was all acting on our part!
Blues: Yeah, we changed our voices too. ...What? You thought my voice was actually that deep? ((7))
Blues: How do you survive with an unstable core?
Blues: ...I just survive. Due to the unstableness I have to replace key components more often then usual, and sometimes it feels like a heart attack. But i'll be okay, it's worth living.
Rock: (Puppy dog eyes) But Blues...
Blues: No. Don't even ask.
Guts: Why are you no longer weak to Hyper Bomb?
Guts: We all got our weaknesses switched up. Originally there was a weakness for us first six, but after Oil and Time were created, the good Doctor switched our weaknesses.
Cut: How do feel about your Mega Man 8 and Mega Man X8 cameos?
Cut: It's nice that Capcom remembers me enough to put me in the Rockman X series!
Elec: (Grumble) It doesn't make up for all our games they cancelled...
Bomb: Don't let Fire set you off ok?
Bomb: Don't worry 'bout it! We get along-
Fire: (In the background) FIIIIIIIIRE!
Bomb: ...Thank you. Everything will help me to NOT kill him.
Elec: How do you feel about Enker EXE finding your original buster manipulation weakness?
Elec: (Scoffs) It was only a lucky break. ((8))
Fire: Can you not burn the place like you do everything else?
Fire: THE BUILDING'S STILL HERE! BURN! (Runs off)
Ice: Don't worry, i'll calm him down. (Follows Fire)
Mega Roll and Blues: What do you think of Dr Wily's creation, Bass?
Blues: He wouldn't be half bad if he stopped STALKING my sister!
Forte: Fuck off! I-I don't stalk-
Rock: Um... He's stalking either Roll or me, but he could be really nice!
Forte: WHY WOULD I EVER STALK YOU.
Roll: He's a flirty bastard.
Forte: Why do I even try with you three? (Shakes head)
Time: Is time up for questions for now
Time: (Annoyed) Well... (Glances at clock on chest) It WAS supposed to be over 48 seconds ago.
Blues: Ah, then we're really out of time! Thank you for all the questions! We'll try to answer faster next time...
And again I apologize for lateness.
((1)) You can officially ask Forte questions now.
((2)) Guilty as charged.
((3)) And we're back to all of Elec's creepy innuendos.
((4)) Headcanon is Ariga/Commercial hair.
((5)) Of course, he speaks of the 9th gen robots. Apparantly it takes him a lot of time to build just 8 Robot Masters...
((6)) Just a nod that I actually understand how rabid of a shipper I am... Sorry guys. Haha...
((7)) I like Blues' american voice, I just think it doesn't suit him well.
((8)) I apologize for such a half-assed answer, but i'm only familiar with the Classic series, the first Rockman X game, and Vol. 2 of the .EXE. I'll try to answer these, but just know that!
So ask away!