no one's throwing tomatoes or cabbages? :o
I know I promised I would update more often and as fast as I could, and well, that promise disolved quickly, but I had no inspirtation! Life has been so good right now; competition season is over at skating and my doubles are good, grades are high, friends are perfect and there's even a boy :) haha. so because of my fantastic mood, I decided to share it with you! with a new chapter of Fun on Facebook: The Sequel!
Joseph is still mine, so no swiping fangirls x :)
disclaimer: i don't own the vampire diaries, and after seeing what's happened to the love triangle, i'm glad :p
Rebekah Mikaelson at Stefan Salvatore; don't be jealous bc my hair is nicer and makes the boys fall over ;)
Elijah Mikaelson: yah bc of the bad dye job xD
^Klaus Mikaelson and Kol Mikaelson liked this.
Rebekah Mikaelson: don't be an ass, elijah -.-
Elijah Mikaelson: just bc mine's perkier doesn't mean we have to be rude ;)
Rebekah Mikaelson: TAKE THAT BACK! D:
Elijah Mikaelson: NO!
Kol Mikaelson: shut up
Kol Mikaelson: no more fighting. i have the best ass. period.
Rebekah Mikaelson: liar liar, pants on fire!
Kol Mikaelson: you're right. these pants are of fire cause of my ass; it's so hotttt. ;D
^Elena Gilbert, Caroline Forbes and Katherine Pierce liked this.
Kol Mikaelson: my bitches agree ;)
Caroline Forbes: you're not a pimp, Kol.
^54 people liked this.
Kol Mikaelson: pffft...
Stefan Salvatore: damon why don't we have cute banter like this
Damon Salvatore: we don't have self esteem issues that we need to compare to each other, plus, we aren't retarded
Damon Salvatore: well one of us isn't
^7 people liked this.
Klaus Mikaelson is loving cuddle time with little elena :*
^40 people liked this.
Damon Salvatore: does not like this
Matt Donovan: agreed ^
Klaus Mikaelson: damy, how dare you? :(
Damon Salvatore: I dibsed you bitch
Damon Salvatore: you're mine, not hers
Klaus Mikaelson: learn to share, damon.
Damon Salvatore: learn to be faithful, klaus.
^Elena Gilbert liked this.
Elena Gilbert: cuties :* how about you two go out tomorrow night? i can live one night on my own.
Damon Salvatore: thanks elena, it's nice to see someone's contributing to this perishing relationship unlike someone cough-klaus-cough
Klaus Mikaelson: real suddle, damon ;D
Damon Salvatore has logged off.
Klaus Mikaelson to Elena Gilbert
Klaus Mikaelson: do you think damon really doesn't want us together?
Elena Gilbert: i think he's happy for his best friend :)
Klaus Mikaelson: meh
Klaus Mikaelson: he needs to get some, that's lazy, old grump ;)
Elena Gilbert: haha maybe :D not from me tho, right?
Klaus Mikaelson: psh, you're mine. :*
Elena Gilbert: so what did mommy do after you brushed your teeth and got into bed?
Klaus Mikaelson: read me a bedtime story duhhhh ;)
Elena Gilbert: which one?
Klaus Mikaelson: the engine that could? something like that...childhood favorite :p
Elena Gilbert: choo chooooooo :p
Klaus Mikaelson: it sounds better when you say it, love ;)
Elena Gilbert: i would hope so; you're hot, young girlfriend or your old, in-a-coffin-for-a-hundred-years mother ;)
Klaus Mikaelson: mental image not needed... ;D
Klaus Mikaelson: gtg, my turn to do dishes bc kol bailed and since he's mommy's little princess, she let him -.- love you sweetheart, i'll be on later.
Elena Gilbert: byee babeeeee :*
Caroline Forbes SERIOUSLY? :(
^Tyler Lockwood, Kol Mikaelson and Bonnie Bennett liked this.
Bonnie Bennett: what's up care?
Caroline Forbes: tyler hacked my iPhone and changed all my phone names and i only know yours and lena's numbers by heart.
Bonnie Benett: hahaha :p
Caroline Forbes: so i went to call stefan, but i ended up calling some grandma that yelled at me for being up late... :( thanks ty!
Kol Mikaelson: hahahahaha :D
Bonnie Bennett: did you call anyone else?
Caroline Forbes: i called kol thinking it was elijah and he pretended to be a sex line. i was on speaker with my mom. she got angry and grounded me D:
Kol Mikaelson: *breathy voice* welcome to the Kol Mikaelson hotline, where all your fantasies are satisfied by one beautiful man, Kol.
^56 people liked this.
Caroline Forbes: GET OFF MY FACEBOOK
Kol Mikaelson: MAKE ME.
Caroline Forbes: i'll bite you
Kol Mikaelson: i'll bite you harder.
Tyler Lockwood: i'll bite the hardest ;D
Tyler Lockwood: run little original
Kol Mikaelson: *cheeky grin* bitch please. my brother is the alpha ;D
Tyler Lockwood: well is he here?
Kol Mikaelson: no
Tyler Lockwood: exactly ;) *bears teeth*
Kol Mikaelson: ... :s
Kol Mikaelson *hair flip*
Kol Mikaelson: *girls scream*
Kol Mikaelson: *ovaries explode*
Kol Mikaelson: *boom pregnant*
Kol Mikaelson: *beautiful kol mikaelson decendant is born*
Kol Mikaelson: you're welcome world :D
Kol Mikaelson: you're welcome ladies ;)
Elena Gilbert: shut up, you are so annoying
Kol Mikaelson: shut up, you are so annoying
Elena Gilbert: are you copying me?
Kol Mikaelson: are you copying me?
Elena Gilbert: stop it!
Kol Mikaelson: stop it!
Elena Gilbert: kol, really.
Kol Mikaelson: kol, really.
Elena Gilbert: elena's beautiful.
Kol Mikaelson: elena's beautiful.
Elena Gilbert: what time is it?
Kol Mikaelson: what time is it?
Elena Gilbert: klaus and elena are more flawless than me and my mirror.
Kol Mikaelson: it's ten thirty. D:
so there we have it, a new chapter just for my darlings :D i love the last bit. fun fact, my laptop shorted out halfway through this and I didn't save so i took an extra TWENTY MINUTES to do this. it's already the third period of the Canucks/Chicago game and i started at the beginning ;D but i hope if you're having a bad day this perks you up a little!
time to finish the hockey game then sleep :D until next time!
review please xx :)