no one's throwing tomatoes or cabbages? :o

I know I promised I would update more often and as fast as I could, and well, that promise disolved quickly, but I had no inspirtation! Life has been so good right now; competition season is over at skating and my doubles are good, grades are high, friends are perfect and there's even a boy :) haha. so because of my fantastic mood, I decided to share it with you! with a new chapter of Fun on Facebook: The Sequel!

Joseph is still mine, so no swiping fangirls x :)

disclaimer: i don't own the vampire diaries, and after seeing what's happened to the love triangle, i'm glad :p


Chapter Thirteen


Rebekah Mikaelson at Stefan Salvatore; don't be jealous bc my hair is nicer and makes the boys fall over ;)

Elijah Mikaelson: yah bc of the bad dye job xD

^Klaus Mikaelson and Kol Mikaelson liked this.

Rebekah Mikaelson: don't be an ass, elijah -.-

Elijah Mikaelson: just bc mine's perkier doesn't mean we have to be rude ;)

Rebekah Mikaelson: TAKE THAT BACK! D:

Elijah Mikaelson: NO!

Kol Mikaelson: shut up

Kol Mikaelson: no more fighting. i have the best ass. period.

Rebekah Mikaelson: liar liar, pants on fire!

Kol Mikaelson: you're right. these pants are of fire cause of my ass; it's so hotttt. ;D

^Elena Gilbert, Caroline Forbes and Katherine Pierce liked this.

Kol Mikaelson: my bitches agree ;)

Caroline Forbes: you're not a pimp, Kol.

^54 people liked this.

Kol Mikaelson: pffft...

Stefan Salvatore: damon why don't we have cute banter like this

Damon Salvatore: we don't have self esteem issues that we need to compare to each other, plus, we aren't retarded

Damon Salvatore: well one of us isn't

^7 people liked this.


Klaus Mikaelson is loving cuddle time with little elena :*

^40 people liked this.

Damon Salvatore: does not like this

Matt Donovan: agreed ^

Klaus Mikaelson: damy, how dare you? :(

Damon Salvatore: I dibsed you bitch

Damon Salvatore: you're mine, not hers

Klaus Mikaelson: learn to share, damon.

Damon Salvatore: learn to be faithful, klaus.

^Elena Gilbert liked this.

Elena Gilbert: cuties :* how about you two go out tomorrow night? i can live one night on my own.

Damon Salvatore: thanks elena, it's nice to see someone's contributing to this perishing relationship unlike someone cough-klaus-cough

Klaus Mikaelson: real suddle, damon ;D

Damon Salvatore has logged off.


Klaus Mikaelson to Elena Gilbert

Klaus Mikaelson: do you think damon really doesn't want us together?

Elena Gilbert: i think he's happy for his best friend :)

Klaus Mikaelson: meh

Klaus Mikaelson: he needs to get some, that's lazy, old grump ;)

Elena Gilbert: haha maybe :D not from me tho, right?

Klaus Mikaelson: psh, you're mine. :*

Elena Gilbert: so what did mommy do after you brushed your teeth and got into bed?

Klaus Mikaelson: read me a bedtime story duhhhh ;)

Elena Gilbert: which one?

Klaus Mikaelson: the engine that could? something like that...childhood favorite :p

Elena Gilbert: choo chooooooo :p

Klaus Mikaelson: it sounds better when you say it, love ;)

Elena Gilbert: i would hope so; you're hot, young girlfriend or your old, in-a-coffin-for-a-hundred-years mother ;)

Klaus Mikaelson: mental image not needed... ;D

Klaus Mikaelson: gtg, my turn to do dishes bc kol bailed and since he's mommy's little princess, she let him -.- love you sweetheart, i'll be on later.

Elena Gilbert: byee babeeeee :*


Caroline Forbes SERIOUSLY? :(

^Tyler Lockwood, Kol Mikaelson and Bonnie Bennett liked this.

Bonnie Bennett: what's up care?

Caroline Forbes: tyler hacked my iPhone and changed all my phone names and i only know yours and lena's numbers by heart.

Bonnie Benett: hahaha :p

Caroline Forbes: so i went to call stefan, but i ended up calling some grandma that yelled at me for being up late... :( thanks ty!

Kol Mikaelson: hahahahaha :D

Bonnie Bennett: did you call anyone else?

Caroline Forbes: i called kol thinking it was elijah and he pretended to be a sex line. i was on speaker with my mom. she got angry and grounded me D:

Kol Mikaelson: *breathy voice* welcome to the Kol Mikaelson hotline, where all your fantasies are satisfied by one beautiful man, Kol.

^56 people liked this.

Caroline Forbes: GET OFF MY FACEBOOK

Kol Mikaelson: MAKE ME.

Caroline Forbes: i'll bite you

Kol Mikaelson: i'll bite you harder.

Tyler Lockwood: i'll bite the hardest ;D

Tyler Lockwood: run little original

Kol Mikaelson: *cheeky grin* bitch please. my brother is the alpha ;D

Tyler Lockwood: well is he here?

Kol Mikaelson: no

Tyler Lockwood: exactly ;) *bears teeth*

Kol Mikaelson: ... :s


Kol Mikaelson *hair flip*

Kol Mikaelson: *girls scream*

Kol Mikaelson: *ovaries explode*

Kol Mikaelson: *boom pregnant*

Kol Mikaelson: *beautiful kol mikaelson decendant is born*

Kol Mikaelson: you're welcome world :D

Kol Mikaelson: you're welcome ladies ;)

Elena Gilbert: shut up, you are so annoying

Kol Mikaelson: shut up, you are so annoying

Elena Gilbert: are you copying me?

Kol Mikaelson: are you copying me?

Elena Gilbert: stop it!

Kol Mikaelson: stop it!

Elena Gilbert: kol, really.

Kol Mikaelson: kol, really.

Elena Gilbert: elena's beautiful.

Kol Mikaelson: elena's beautiful.

Elena Gilbert: what time is it?

Kol Mikaelson: what time is it?

Elena Gilbert: klaus and elena are more flawless than me and my mirror.

Kol Mikaelson: it's ten thirty. D:


so there we have it, a new chapter just for my darlings :D i love the last bit. fun fact, my laptop shorted out halfway through this and I didn't save so i took an extra TWENTY MINUTES to do this. it's already the third period of the Canucks/Chicago game and i started at the beginning ;D but i hope if you're having a bad day this perks you up a little!

time to finish the hockey game then sleep :D until next time!

review please xx :)

Olivia x