The 12 pain of X-mas: DBZ Style
(Origonal Song by Bob Rivers)
The 1st thing at X-mas that's such a pain to me:
Goku: Is finding a Christmas tree!
The 2nd thing at X-mas that's such a pain to me:
Oolong: Wrapping all the presents..!
Goku: And finding a christmas tree!
The 3rd thing at X-mas that's such a pain to me:
Gohan: Fake Santas at the mall!
Oolong: How many damn presents are here?
Goku: And finding a christmas tree! Where the Fuck are they?
The 4th thing at X-mas that's such a pain to me:
Vegeta: Eating Bulma's cooking!
Gohan: That santa's beard is brown! WTF?
Oolong: Wrapping christmas pr- *gets wrapped in the tape*
Goku: And finding a Chrsitmas tree! Does this planet even have any!
The 5th thing at X-mas that's such a pain to me:
Krillin: 5 Months of Bills!
Vegeta: Are you trying to poison me woman?
Gohan: That santa's not jolly! He's EMO!
Oolong: *Grumbles* If Goku can wrap all of his presents than so can I!
Goku: And finding a Christmas tree! What? There are NONE? FUCK!
The 6th thing at X-mas that's such a pain to me:
Chibi Goten, Trunks and Marron: Daddy I want some candy!
Krillin: 5 months of bills! *sees 18 buy somthing else* Damnit! I'm broke!
Vegeta: *Food Blows up* Ahhh! Woman! You set my hair on fire!
Gohan: Did that santa just diss christmas..?
Oolong: Did this pile get bigger?
Goku: And finding a christmas tree! Damn! Maybe I can wish for one! *runs off to find dragon balls*
The 7th thing at X-mas that's such a pain to me:
ChiChi: Batteries not included!
Chibis: BUY ME SOMTHING!
Krillin: No honey we cant afford it!
Vegeta: I am NOT eating this!
Gohan: Santa's not Mexican!
Oolong: Wait...Now I have to wrap all the presents for Bulma's Family too? DAMNIT!
Goku: And finding the dragon balls so I can get ChiChi a christmas tree!
The 8th thing at X-mas that's such a pain to me:
Roshi: Stupid Tv Specials!
Chichi: I need batteries for Gohans new study program!
Chibis: I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Krillin: 18 give me back my credit cards!
Vegeta: Woman! You're insane if you think I'm eating that! It moved!
Gohan: This is getting rediculous!
Oolong: AVALANCE! *Boxes fall on him and bury him*
Goku: Where the Fuck is Shenron! I want my Wish!
The 9th thing at X-mas that's such a pain to me:
Bulma: Office christmas parties!
Roshi: Stupid Santa! Where are the girls?
Chichi: No batteries! Goku Go wish for some Batteries!
Chibis: *All three cry and Throw a HUGE fit*
Krillin: Whadya men they were declined?
Vegeta: Hell! Kakkarot could cook better than this!
Gohan: Uhmm...that's a girl santa...
Oolong: Does this pile ever end?
Goku: And finding a Christmas tree! Arise Shenron and Grant me my wish! NOW!
The 10th thing at X-mas that's such a pain to me:
Chiaotzu: Wearing stupid costumes!
Bulma: Do we even know half od theese people?
Roshi: I want my porn!
Chichi: *Grabs frying pan of DOOM* GOKU where are those batteries!
Chibis: MOMMY! DADDY YELLED AT ME!
Krillin: No! Don't cut them up!
Vegeta: *eye twitches*
Oolong: How am I supposed to wrap this?
Goku: I wish for a Christmas tree!
The 11th thing at X-mas that's such a pain to me:
Shenron: Granting stupid wishes!
Chiaoutzu: I'm not wearing THAT!
Bulma: Why me?
Roshi: The play boy channel is all infomercials!
ChiChi: Fine! I'll ask Bulma! *calls her* What? You don't? DAMNIT!
Chibis: I WANT A MR. SATAN DOLL!
Krillin: Bills! Bills! Kami the bills! *cries*
Vegeta: *Throws the food at Bulma going Super Saiyan* I SAID I'M NOT EATING THIS!
Gohan: I should have just mailed my letters to Santa..! *Anger is rising*
Oolong: Some one get me a beer and a porno magazine!
Goku: I still need a Christmas tree Shenron!
The 12th thing at X-mas that's such a pain to me:
All: Singing Christmas Carols!
Shenron: You know what? I'm not granting a wish for a Stupid Christmas tree!
Chiaoutzu: Don't you DARE put that on me! *Runs away from Tien who is tying to Dress him up as Rudolph*
Bulma: Fuck it! Host your own damn Christmas party!
Roshi: Mrs Clause Is not SEXY!
Chichi: *goes to store* All sold out... *Anger rises enough to show her true power making a Res Aura surround her* FUCK!
Chibis: I WANNA GO HOME!
Krillin: I'm gonna be in debt for the rest of my life!
Vegeta: *sill in SSJ form* GAH! I'M GETTING TAKE OUT! *calls for Pizza*
Gohan: *anger has reaches his limit* FUCK THIS! I'M GOING HOME! *Blows up face Santa and flies home*
Oolong: *laughs* F-Finally...I'm do- *Gets more Packages thrown infront of him* GAH!
Goku: I'm still trying to find a Christmas tree! *Lands next to his house which is surrounded by trees* There was one here all along? *Faceplants*
Merry Early Xmas!
I don't own Bob Rivers's Twisted Christmas tune The 12 Pains of Christmas Or Akira Toriyama's DBZ!
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