MALLORY:Hello there peoples of earth and wherever the heck else you might be! I just came to tell you that I LOVE BANANAS! Sort of. Actually I wanted to remind you that if you REVIEW you will be able to own an imaginary car! No one can steal it because it is invisible and intangible. It also comes in delightful shades of invisi-red, invisi-blue, and invisi-purple!

SOREN: No one out there is stupid enough to believe you. The only way people would review is if they were telling you how stupid they think your writing is and that the story is no good!

MALLORY: You see what I have to live with?

SOREN: Technically I live in Australia

MALLORY: shut your dang speaking hole Sundavar!


MALLORY: But that's your name isn't it?

SOREN: Can't we just get on with the story

MALLORY: FINE! But I get to do the disclaimer!



Sharky's Dream

Sharkboy awoke with a start. He blinked as bright sunlight streamed in through the window and slowly opened his eyes. He rubbed his eye and moved his other arm to stretch, but it wouldn't budge. He screamed and fell backwards out of bed when he saw a human form in his bed.

He heard a giggle and a voice saying "Oh Sharky, not again! I thought you were over the surprise. I get it that you are disorientated in the morning, but I think you would remember something that happened every morning."

Sharkboy's eyes widened in surprise. "Lavagirl? What are you doing in my room and in my bed? Did you have a nightmare or something?"

By now he was on his feet again.

"No silly. Don't you remember?" she said as she got out of bed. She was only wearing his pajama shirt, and for the first time he realized he was shirtless.

"Uh I-I-n-no?" he stammered, as a blush rose to his cheeks.

Hurt flashed in her eyes and he regretted saying that until she walked up to him, hips swaying. "Then I'll just have to show you" she said before she wrapped her arms around his neck and started leaning forward. Alarms were going off in his head, but his instinct took over. He closed the space in between them and molded his lips to hers.

As the kiss deepened he wrapped his arms around her and carried her to his bed. As they came up for air she said "Remember now?"

"Hell yes!" he said.

As they leaned in once more she whispered "I love you."

"Ditto" he whispered back before their lips touched again.

Sharkboy shot up like a rocket. "What was that?" he muttered as he sat up rubbing his eyes. "Oh, it was just a dream."

He slipped out of bed and stretched. "Why would I have a weird dream like that?" he suddenly smelled pancakes. He shot down stairs still perplexed about the dream.

As he walked into the kitchen Lavagirl was standing at the stove cooking their pancakes.

"Morning Sharky!" she called over her shoulder. When he didn't respond she looked up only to find him lost in thought. As he snapped out of it he looked at her and she noticed a faint blush tinge his cheeks. 'weird' she thought.

Sharkboy was thinking about his dream. Max said dreams are the gateway to the subconscious so what did his dream mean to him? Surely there had to be something more to the dream then the obvious.

He realized Lavagirl had turned around to look at him. 'Man, she sure did look hot in my shirt.' he thought. He felt the heat rise to his cheeks in realisation of what he had just thought and he looked away.

'I have to talk to someone about this!' he thought. 'MAX! he's the dream guy, so I'll ask him!'

"I-Uhh l-lava girl?" he stuttered making sure not to look directly at her.

"Yea Sharky?

"I'm going to go see max for a few days! I'll be back in a week!" he yelled as he got up and ran up the stairs. He came down with a suitcase a few minutes later and bolts out the door. Lavagirl was too stunned to say anything. He came busting back through the door muttering unintelligible words and he grabbed his plate and mumble a bye before heading out the door again.

"Sh-sharky? Wait, why-who-WHAT JUST HAPPENED?"

MALLORY:If anybody at all is reding this I hoped you liked it!

SOREN: she means 'reading this' not 'reding' and PLEASE REVIEW!