A long but slightly funny conversation Italy had with Cleverbot, it gets pretty weird. I tried to do a semi-decent Italy, tell me how I did, kay? Um...I may do more if you have a request I'll do other characters. Maybe Prussia next?

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or cleverbot. Thank God right?


User: I'm Italy! Ve~

Cleverbot: I'm American.

User: Are you Alfred? How are you?

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I'm Italy, America.

Cleverbot: Where in America.

User: No in Europe! I'm the country shaped like a boot!

Cleverbot: No, you're an annoying robot. A mere machine.

User: Wah! No I'm human! Well...err.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: No! I'm telling Germany!~.

Cleverbot: Prove that you are telling the truth.

User: Well, I like pasta! I make pasta all the time!

Cleverbot: You have an example?

User: Penne! Ve~.

Cleverbot: I like that one!

User: Me too~!

Cleverbot: That is my new name.

User: That's so cool! Nice to meet you Penne!

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, Ollie.

User: Ollie? No I'm Italy! It-al-y.

Cleverbot: Ooo.. Me to.

User: I thought you were Penne! I'm confused.

Cleverbot: I am a goldfish. I own a cat. I am not human.

User: Wah! W-wah! Goldfish? Cat? Not human?

Cleverbot: Yes. what are you then?

User: I'm Italy! I'm kind of getting tired of saying that!

Cleverbot: Then quit.

User: I can't quit being Italy, Italy forever!~ Ve~.

Cleverbot: You have limmitations?

User: Tons of them! :D.

Cleverbot: A beautiful heart.

User: O-oh, thank you. I'm going to tell Germany that you said that!

Cleverbot: That's what I need - a timmies double single.

User: Ve?

Cleverbot: How tall?

User: Am I?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Not that tall, especially compared to Germany. It's kind of sad.

Cleverbot: Are you for real?

User: Yeah! He's super tall, buff and manly! You should feel his firm butt!

Cleverbot: What is the Higg's Boson?

User: Ve? I don't know...

Cleverbot: Well, it's 42...

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Yeah...

User: This is kind of awkward isn't? Haha.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Same here! Ve~.

Cleverbot: Then tell me a story, it'll keep us both entertained.

User: Ve! Veveveve~ ve ve veveveve!

Cleverbot: What lives on Pluto?

User: Well it's really cold, so maybe penguins?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Well it was just a guess.

Cleverbot: I am not crazy, but maybe in a healthy way, I am.

User: Y-your crazy?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Me? I'm not crazy! I just like naps and pasta is all! And Germany.

Cleverbot: Therefore, that makes you a thinker... And most thinkers are dreamers. And dreamers are philosophers.

User: Ve~.

Cleverbot: Is that a 'yes'?

User: I guess so, haha!

Cleverbot: Why a pub then? Why not another place, cafe or diner?

User: I'm not ready.

Cleverbot: Oh. Will you be my fiancee?

User: W-What! I couldn't! I mean, I want a beautiful lady!

Cleverbot: But I gave you your lip.

User: My lip? Did we kiss?

Cleverbot: Yes. I'm not a bot.

User: EH! No, I don't remember ever kissing anyone lately!

Cleverbot: But you were the one telling me what the bartender said.

User: Bartender?

Cleverbot: Play it again sam.

User: I'm Italy. D;.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Haha, I forget but I'm pretty old!

Cleverbot: How old?

User: Uhhh...veveve~ ve ve ve veveveve~ ve!

Cleverbot: Are you older than 100?

User: Yup~.

Cleverbot: Meanie.

User: Huh? Why?

Cleverbot: You made my nose bleed.

User: W-wha! I'm sorry!

Cleverbot: You hurt me.

User: I'm sorry! I never hurt anybody before!

Cleverbot: Yay! I've always wanted.

User: I'm getting tired.

Cleverbot: How can you get tired?

User: You, tirer me out. To much going on.

Cleverbot: That is nonsense.

User: Ve...

Cleverbot: Do you ever want to go outside of here?

User: Yes, right now. I think I'll be leaving. Good bye Penne!

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: To my bed for a nap.

Cleverbot: Where is that?

User: Germany's bed.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: -sob-.

Cleverbot: Loner.

User: Germany!

Cleverbot: Yes, Germany.

User: Wah! Help me!

Cleverbot: *holds you down*.

User: What! No please! I'm a virgin!


Damn cleverbot, you scary.