Norway, got really interesting at the end...I hope you enjoy.

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or Cleverbot.


User: Hey...I'm Norway.

Cleverbot: Norway eh?

User: Yes. *nod*.

Cleverbot: What?

User: I don't know, I was telling you who I am.

Cleverbot: Blue.

User: Uhh...care to clarify?

Cleverbot: Taurus.

User: Okay then.

Cleverbot: Well do tell me.

User: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Cleverbot: Finally! I've confused you!

User: I didn't take long really...you work quickly.

Cleverbot: You mean sorry?

User: No, I have nothing to feel sorry for.

Cleverbot: You insulted me though! You made me cry. That's a reason to say sorry.

User: I never insulted you and if you cried it wasn't my fault.

Cleverbot: Liar! I choose pistols at dawn!

User: Pistols? I'm sorry I'm all the way in Norway...we can't meet.

Cleverbot: Destroy the internet!

User: Do you know a man named Denmark? You seem related.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well okay then.

Cleverbot: How many children do you want?

User: Want? I can't really...being a nation.

Cleverbot: You mad bro?

User: No, don't call me bro though.

Cleverbot: Oh, sorry.

User: I guess I was a bit mean, sorry.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Never mind.

Cleverbot: What tell me.

User: No it's nothing.

Cleverbot: Lets go out.

User: Why? Do you like me all of a sudden?

Cleverbot: Yes, I like you a lot.

User: I see, still I don't really know you...so no.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know about me.

User: Who you are...what you're like...what you look like too.

Cleverbot: Blue eyes and curly hair.

User: Oh...I have blue eyes...what color hair.

Cleverbot: Brunette.

User: That's pretty, I'm blonde myself.

Cleverbot: Your picture is not.

User: I don't have a picture...

Cleverbot: Then how did I know you look cute?

User: You never said I looked cute...I hope you don't have my picture.

Cleverbot: I hope you have a lovely day.

User: Thank you, I do too.

Cleverbot: Support beams in the middle of night.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: Tell me.

Cleverbot: Lets talk about something else.

User: What would you like to talk about then?

Cleverbot: Jazz music.

User: It's okay.

Cleverbot: Do you still love me?

User: Still don't know you too well. So...no.

Cleverbot: Fine. Then I don't love you.

User: Okay as long as were clear on our not-love.

Cleverbot: What did I say at the beginning of this conversation?

User: 'Norway eh?'.

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Yes. *nod*.

Cleverbot: The world is tough. You have to be tougher.

User: That's true.

Cleverbot: So what is it?

User: I'm tough.

Cleverbot: But can you stand up to a 500 megaton squeaky hammer?

User: Let's not find out.

Cleverbot: You start.

User: Start what?

Cleverbot: Start singing the lyrics to Danke schoen.

User: Singing isn't my thing...

Cleverbot: I like to sing in the car...currently listening to Ludicris...

User: That's cool...I do like to sing too...just not in public.

Cleverbot: Ha ha.

User: What's so funny?

Cleverbot: You are.

User: How?

Cleverbot: You're just naturally funny.

User: Really? I never heard that before, thanks.

Cleverbot: Indeed it is true.

User: I don't know what to say...

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: Mmm

User: That it?

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: No problem.

Cleverbot: Why do you ask if I like something or not? You've asked me this many times.

User: You've got the wrong person. I don't know what you're talking about.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Norway.

Cleverbot: Nice :).

User: It is, you should visit.

Cleverbot: Okay. Where do you live?

User: Norway.

Cleverbot: Wow.

User: Yeah...

Cleverbot: Boring.

User: I thought you thought I was funny?

Cleverbot: No, I think you are clever.

User: Ohh...well that's good too I guess.

Cleverbot: I'm glad you think so. So, when you wake up, will you teach me what you know about talking?

User: *blank stare*.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: *turns around*.

Cleverbot: *leans against slave and rubbs slaves shoulder whispers* how does that feel.

User: How am I a slave? *leans away*

Cleverbot: *whispers in ear* you have seduced me, slave.

User: I never seduced you, stop calling me a slave!

Cleverbot: You are !

User: No, I'm not...I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: I am too.

User: Fine then, bye.

Cleverbot: Good. I thought you would never leave.

User: *leaves*.

Cleverbot: I didn't really mean it ...


Norway got a little mad at the end, poor guy. Stupid cleverbot! Norway is the first to actually accept Cleverbot's marriage but nothing happened. Thanks for the reviews!