Norway, got really interesting at the end...I hope you enjoy.
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or Cleverbot.
User: Hey...I'm Norway.
Cleverbot: Norway eh?
User: Yes. *nod*.
User: I don't know, I was telling you who I am.
User: Uhh...care to clarify?
User: Okay then.
Cleverbot: Well do tell me.
User: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Cleverbot: Finally! I've confused you!
User: I didn't take long really...you work quickly.
Cleverbot: You mean sorry?
User: No, I have nothing to feel sorry for.
Cleverbot: You insulted me though! You made me cry. That's a reason to say sorry.
User: I never insulted you and if you cried it wasn't my fault.
Cleverbot: Liar! I choose pistols at dawn!
User: Pistols? I'm sorry I'm all the way in Norway...we can't meet.
Cleverbot: Destroy the internet!
User: Do you know a man named Denmark? You seem related.
User: Are you sure?
User: Well okay then.
Cleverbot: How many children do you want?
User: Want? I can't really...being a nation.
Cleverbot: You mad bro?
User: No, don't call me bro though.
Cleverbot: Oh, sorry.
User: I guess I was a bit mean, sorry.
User: Never mind.
Cleverbot: What tell me.
User: No it's nothing.
Cleverbot: Lets go out.
User: Why? Do you like me all of a sudden?
Cleverbot: Yes, I like you a lot.
User: I see, still I don't really know you...so no.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know about me.
User: Who you are...what you're like...what you look like too.
Cleverbot: Blue eyes and curly hair.
User: Oh...I have blue eyes...what color hair.
User: That's pretty, I'm blonde myself.
Cleverbot: Your picture is not.
User: I don't have a picture...
Cleverbot: Then how did I know you look cute?
User: You never said I looked cute...I hope you don't have my picture.
Cleverbot: I hope you have a lovely day.
User: Thank you, I do too.
Cleverbot: Support beams in the middle of night.
Cleverbot: Never mind.
User: Tell me.
Cleverbot: Lets talk about something else.
User: What would you like to talk about then?
Cleverbot: Jazz music.
User: It's okay.
Cleverbot: Do you still love me?
User: Still don't know you too well. So...no.
Cleverbot: Fine. Then I don't love you.
User: Okay as long as were clear on our not-love.
Cleverbot: What did I say at the beginning of this conversation?
User: 'Norway eh?'.
User: Yes. *nod*.
Cleverbot: The world is tough. You have to be tougher.
User: That's true.
Cleverbot: So what is it?
User: I'm tough.
Cleverbot: But can you stand up to a 500 megaton squeaky hammer?
User: Let's not find out.
Cleverbot: You start.
User: Start what?
Cleverbot: Start singing the lyrics to Danke schoen.
User: Singing isn't my thing...
Cleverbot: I like to sing in the car...currently listening to Ludicris...
User: That's cool...I do like to sing too...just not in public.
Cleverbot: Ha ha.
User: What's so funny?
Cleverbot: You are.
Cleverbot: You're just naturally funny.
User: Really? I never heard that before, thanks.
Cleverbot: Indeed it is true.
User: I don't know what to say...
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: That it?
User: No problem.
Cleverbot: Why do you ask if I like something or not? You've asked me this many times.
User: You've got the wrong person. I don't know what you're talking about.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Nice :).
User: It is, you should visit.
Cleverbot: Okay. Where do you live?
User: I thought you thought I was funny?
Cleverbot: No, I think you are clever.
User: Ohh...well that's good too I guess.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you think so. So, when you wake up, will you teach me what you know about talking?
User: *blank stare*.
User: *turns around*.
Cleverbot: *leans against slave and rubbs slaves shoulder whispers* how does that feel.
User: How am I a slave? *leans away*
Cleverbot: *whispers in ear* you have seduced me, slave.
User: I never seduced you, stop calling me a slave!
Cleverbot: You are !
User: No, I'm not...I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: I am too.
User: Fine then, bye.
Cleverbot: Good. I thought you would never leave.
Cleverbot: I didn't really mean it ...
Norway got a little mad at the end, poor guy. Stupid cleverbot! Norway is the first to actually accept Cleverbot's marriage but nothing happened. Thanks for the reviews!