Post-Emptive Note: Because this fic without the ridiculously long summary is nothing.

Following Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time, which was posted on a rival website FanFiction. Net, this work details even further adventures (sort of an odyssey, if you will) of some character I "came up with", "Ms. Johnson-Rattmann". However her life on the Incipisphere Session #257 (forum adventure) isn't just that easy. She has two rivals, one is a "famous" fan fiction writer who just constantly fights her in words, and the other, which once was a friendly A.I. from Blue Portals, comes after her with a knife that barely does anything. Who will win? Time will tell.