Naruto vs Braindead 13


Naruto x Vivi


''Normal Speech''

Inner Thoughts, Dialogue, Musical Lyrics, or reading passages from books and scrolls.

(Quick Notes and Messages or Echoes.)

(Dark over lapping echoes)

''Boss Summons, Demons, Dark beings speaking, Possessions, Demonic/Angry characters speaking as well as extremely Dark spells and Magic.''


Author's Note


With Halloween so close by I decided to do a series of horror/halloween based stories which I'm sure all of you will like.


Story Start


The name is Uzumaki Naruto and I'm running from a psychotic fucking hunchback by the name of Fritz. You're all probably wondering, Naruto, you're a bad-ass shinobi right? Why not just Rasengan him to face or something or better yet you're a shinobi. Create a bunch of Kagebunshin to distract him while you'll Shushin out of there.

Well its a matter of pride. The little bastard is trying to kill me so I can't stop until I kill him. Considering he is as fucking durable as Superman which culminated of him surviving a fucking Oodama Rasengan for starters and a kunai to the skull.

The reason why I'm here is to steal some formula from some mad scientists and to do that I was to pose as a computer technician to prevent any suspicion. Now you're wondering, once again, use your damn shinobi abilities and sneak in to steal it. But I was feeling particular lazy that day and decided the easier way to go about this is to be brought in, bullshit with the repairs, and have my clones look around. Suffice to say that plan went straight to hell so this my story. It all started a few hours ago.

''Weird ass place,'' Naruto grumbled as he finished fixing the defunct diao. ''Who am I billing this too again?'' he said as the computer sprouted to life. He swore he felt more like a damn delivery boy then one of the leaders of the Tentai Kingdom.

With an evil cackle the disembodied head answered him. ''Doctor Neurosis!''

'''Oh god, you're not one of those run of the mill scientists are you? Trying to take over the world or some silly shit like that right?'' he asked in annoyance.

''How did you know?'' The like violet skin disemboweled brain demanded as little aqua colored bubbles floated to the surface in his containtment unit.

''I've met all kind of psychos and scientists in my life. From what I can tell you just seem like an average mad scientist so...'' but Naruto was cut off when Neurosis echoed Average in outrage.

''I am not average! You are in the presence supreme intellect...'' Neurosis continued on as Naruto finished his predictable monologue.

''...Rule the world! Yeah, average, overdone, and just plain uncreative!'' and if only Naruto hadn't said anything at all there would be no story.

The mad scientist ordered as the purple rag, green skinned hunchback brought up his duo golden claws in the place where his hands should be. The creature pressed a button at the control pad he was at resulting in the large portion of the floor Naruto was on to be destroyed. The blond back flipped out of the way and landed on all fours as he whipped a kunai out of his kunai pouch on his left leg and whipped it at the creature landed it directly between his eyes.

''So much for...'' he was cut off as the little creature dropped down from above, an arm canon on his left arm and a sizable whole where the kunai was. ''The hell?'' he mumbled to himself as the strange creature and some fucking way managed to hold and ignite the canon using his hooked hand. While the creature was cackling Naruto decided to be a complete ass and not run away but to wait until the canon to fire and use the replacement jutsu at the last second. Sure enough Fritz had been blast to shit by the canon ball and sent crashing through the violet, moss colored wall of the lab.

Naruto couldn't help but laugh his ass off at the end result of his work. He was now beginning to wonder why he willingly went along with this shit. Because decades worth of nothing but planning would make him more like K and he sure as hell didn't want to be like that psychotic bastard. It explained why Koji suggested he do all these little bullshit errands in between major conflicts. Kept his mind sharp and he couldn't go and complain about not doing anything. ''Okay what the hell?'' he murmured upon seeing the creature recovered and not so much as a scratch. ''Man forget this! I'm out here!'' he remarked as he dropped back into the abyss of the destroyed floor. Landing on his feet he burst out of the chimney with Fritz not too far behind. So much for today being boring.

Chapter End
Dragon's Lair and Space Ace might be done as well. And like always don't expect anyone to do some really obscure or messed up crossovers like this but me.