Hey folks! I'm back...inexplicably o.o

I was asked by my dear friend Selenite to write a songfic about Loki ^.^

Now, some things you should know:

I'm pretty inexperienced with songfics.

I'm also a bit inexperienced with first-person stuff.

And I just wrote both ;)

It's pretty short, and maybe more song than fic, but here it is:

The song is "Biggest and the Best" by Clawfinger. And it's pretty badass, if I do say so myself. If you're having an insecure kind of day, listen to this, and you'll be ready to conquer the world. ;)

I do not own Thor, as you know. And alas...I do not own Clawfinger, either.

Enjoy!


Dearest mortals….

You do not see me here, watching you.

You do not know that I have come.

When it is time, I will descend upon you.

Your pathetic species will fall at my feet.

It is inevitable, you see….

I will have you all on your knees.

If not in worship, then in fear.

It is inevitable, because I am unstoppable.

I am unstoppable, because I am without equal.

Nobody is perfect but I'm pretty fucking close
And I'm here to give you all a heavy heavenly dose.
I think you better listen cos' I know who you are
And I think that you should treat me like a superstar
Because I'm more than just a human I'm a gift to all of you
And I'm here to make sure that my message gets through
I wonder if you're really all as dumb as you look
Or are you smart enough to learn the rules in my book
I hope you understand that the knowledge I bring
Puts me in the position of a god or a king
Cos' I'm blessed with the gift of the magic touch
And I wouldn't say that I'm asking for too much
All you have to do is get down on your knees and pray
And I promise you the remedy is on its way
But you can never be like me so don't waste your time
Because I reign supreme and my position is divine

What's wrong with being self possessed?
Nobody's satisfied with being second best
I've got the gift and I know that I'm blessed
And I've got to get it off my chest

I'm the biggest, the best

Better than the rest

Better than the rest

Beloved brother,

Do you not know that I am here?

Do you not see me now, through the guardian's eyes?

Standing over them as they meander about with not a care…

They do not yet know, and neither do you,

The extent of my power and what I can do….

I will bring suffering if I must, Thor.

I will kill, if it is necessary.

I will destroy their great cities, and I will crack their spirits beneath my heel.

They will cry out to me in their anguish.

And I will show mercy only to those who do so.

You have brought this to them, my brother.

For I seek to rule the very creatures that you have come to love so dearly.

More than your own people.

More than me.

It matters not…

For they are mine, now.

And I will create my own world with them.

A world that you will soon come to know and fear.

I'm not afraid of competition cos' I know that I'm the best
And you haven't got a chance to even pass my little test
Even if you wanted to you couldn't pay the price
There ain't no room for losers in my perfect paradise
Cos' life is always based upon the weight of your success
So I'll make sure that I get the most and nothing less
If I love myself then everyone will love me to
And there's nothing you can do for me that I can't do

What's wrong with being self possessed?
Nobody's satisfied with being second best
I've got the gift and I know that I'm blessed
And I've got to get it off my chest

I'm the biggest, the best

Better than the rest

Better than the rest

Noble Avengers,

I do not know why you insist on fighting.

You will see soon enough,

How futile your efforts truly are.

Do you not know what I have brought before you?

Your combined strengths are as nothing to me.

My army is at my back,

The tesseract in my control,

And I will use both to wipe you from existence.

You should not have come to them, Thor Odinson.

You should not be among them as I destroy their weak defenses…

I want you alone when I crush you.

I want your strength matched only with mine,

And found wanting….

Your allies will crumble.

Your friends will suffer.

Even now I come to you…

Make your preparations, Avengers.

I have come to take your world.

So welcome to my kingdom and enjoy your little stay
Even if you can't afford it I'll still make you pay

So you better come and get it and enjoy it while you can

Don't tell me that you're dumb enough to think I give a damn
I couldn't care less about what you achieve
And there's only one thing that you have to believe
The only thing important that you have to understand
Is that no matter what you say it's still a god I really am

I'm the biggest, the best

Better than the rest

Better than the rest


I just took a trip into the mind of a possibly narcissistic half demeted almost super-villain.

And it was FUN. :D